AZillionDollars

We Have Ways of Making You Laugh

LA, California
4,309 Sales | 5 out of 5 stars

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This shop got multiple 5-star reviews in the past 7 days.

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Announcement    Welcome to our shop! Our products have been featured on the Today show, Buzzfeed, Gizmodo, the Huffington Post, and in Stationery Trends magazine. Please see below for a list of retail stockists in the US and Canada.

Here at A Zillion Dollars you will find three distinct lines of funny stuff- comic cards, text products, and Vintage Redux, images from the public domain which have been altered with some contemporary energy. All our products are made in the USA.

Thanks for visiting!

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ARKANSAS
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Barbara Cheatley's - Claremont
Flintridge Books - La Canada Flintridge
Chevalier Books - Los Angeles
Lundeen's - Los Angeles
Landis - Los Angeles
Skylight Books - Los Angeles
Once Upon A Time - Montrose
MARZ - South Pasadena
Serendipity - Studio City
Pergolina - Toluca Lake
Sugarcloth - Torrance

COLORADO
Wordshop - Denver

HAWAII
Red Pineapple - Honolulu

ILLINOIS
Philomena and Ruth - Waterloo

MARYLAND
Red Orchard - Bethesda

MASSACHUSETTES
Greetings from Boston - Boston

MICHIGAN
Dancing Eye Gallery - Northville

NEW YORK
Barner Books - New Paltz
Lion in the Sun - Brooklyn
Lockwood - Astoria
Magpie - Manhattan
Strand Bookstore- Manhattan

NEW JERSEY
Perch Home - Maplewood
Twine - Hopewell

NORTH CAROLINA
Paper Skyscraper - Charlotte

NEW HAMPSHIRE
White Birch Books - North Conway

OKLAHOMA
Post Script - Norman

OREGON
Zim Zim - Portland

RHODE ISLAND
Splurge - Providence

TEXAS
Read Between the Lines - Dallas

UTAH
Tabula Rasa - Salt Lake City
Walker Drug Co - Moab

VIRGINIA
Papeterie - Richmond
Rock Paper Scissors - Charlottesville

WASHINGTON DC
Upshur Street Books

WASHINGTON STATE
Watson Kennedy Fine Home - Seattle

CANADA
Presto Paper and Home - Toronto, ON
Soul Paper - Saskatoon, SK

Announcement

Last updated on Nov 21, 2017

Welcome to our shop! Our products have been featured on the Today show, Buzzfeed, Gizmodo, the Huffington Post, and in Stationery Trends magazine. Please see below for a list of retail stockists in the US and Canada.

Here at A Zillion Dollars you will find three distinct lines of funny stuff- comic cards, text products, and Vintage Redux, images from the public domain which have been altered with some contemporary energy. All our products are made in the USA.

Thanks for visiting!

STOCKISTS

NATIONAL
Paper Source

ARKANSAS
Domestic Domestic - Little Rock

CALIFORNIA
Daisy's - Alameda
MIXT Fine Things - Agoura Hills
Barbara Cheatley's - Claremont
Flintridge Books - La Canada Flintridge
Chevalier Books - Los Angeles
Lundeen's - Los Angeles
Landis - Los Angeles
Skylight Books - Los Angeles
Once Upon A Time - Montrose
MARZ - South Pasadena
Serendipity - Studio City
Pergolina - Toluca Lake
Sugarcloth - Torrance

COLORADO
Wordshop - Denver

HAWAII
Red Pineapple - Honolulu

ILLINOIS
Philomena and Ruth - Waterloo

MARYLAND
Red Orchard - Bethesda

MASSACHUSETTES
Greetings from Boston - Boston

MICHIGAN
Dancing Eye Gallery - Northville

NEW YORK
Barner Books - New Paltz
Lion in the Sun - Brooklyn
Lockwood - Astoria
Magpie - Manhattan
Strand Bookstore- Manhattan

NEW JERSEY
Perch Home - Maplewood
Twine - Hopewell

NORTH CAROLINA
Paper Skyscraper - Charlotte

NEW HAMPSHIRE
White Birch Books - North Conway

OKLAHOMA
Post Script - Norman

OREGON
Zim Zim - Portland

RHODE ISLAND
Splurge - Providence

TEXAS
Read Between the Lines - Dallas

UTAH
Tabula Rasa - Salt Lake City
Walker Drug Co - Moab

VIRGINIA
Papeterie - Richmond
Rock Paper Scissors - Charlottesville

WASHINGTON DC
Upshur Street Books

WASHINGTON STATE
Watson Kennedy Fine Home - Seattle

CANADA
Presto Paper and Home - Toronto, ON
Soul Paper - Saskatoon, SK

Items

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4309 Sales
697 Admirers
 

Studies Show Belated Cards Contain More Heartfelt Birthday Wishes; Funny Belated Birthday Card; Cute Belated Birthday; Late Birthday Wishes

$5.00

10 people have this in their cart

You Look Good Divorced; Funny Divorce Card; Divorce Encouragement; Sarcastic Card; Unique Funny Card; Newly Single; Card for Divorce

$5.00

3 people have this in their cart

How Did You Know? Funny Thank You Card; Cute Thank You; Funny Card; Grateful Turtle

$5.00

You Two Are Going To Be The Best Parents; Cute New Baby Card; Funny New Parents Card; Cat Parents; Baby Shower Card; Funny Baby Shower

$5.00

7 people have this in their cart

People Like You Make People Like Me Like People; Funny Thank You Card; Unique Thank You Card; Funny Thanks; Appreciation

$5.00

18 people have this in their cart

Have You Tried Shutting It Off & Turning It Back On Again? Funny Text Card; Funny Tech Gift; Funny IT Gift; Technology; Tech Support

$5.00

3 people have this in their cart

Spider's Last Day at Work; Funny Goodbye Card; Cute Goodbye Co-Worker Card; Goodbye Friend Card; Farewell New Job Card

$5.00

3 people have this in their cart

Funny Covid Card; Lockdown Card; Isolation; Funny Introvert Card; Covid Humor; Social Isolation

$5.00

Wait...That Can't Be Right; Funny Birthday Card; Too Many Birthday Candles; 40th Birthday; 50th Birthday; 60th Birthday; Getting Older Cake

$5.00

I Heart Shoplifting Tote Bag; Canvas Tote; Funny Totebag; Sarcastic Tote bag; Original Tote Bag; Unique Tote Bag; Humorous Tote Bag

$22.00

Oh You Know, Just the Usual; Funny Everyday Card; Funny Card for Friend; Glamorous Woman Being Chased By Men; Fabulous Woman; Satire

$5.00

You Still Got It; Funny Cat Card; Funny Card for Her; Birthday Card for Her; Anniversary Card; Vintage Cats; Cat Lover; 40th Birthday; 50th

$5.00

When this is Over I'm Never Gonna Wash My Hands Again; Humor; Funny Card; Hand Washing; Wash Your Hands; Card for Lockdown

$5.00

Lockdown Birthday; Little Known Lockdown Fact; Stay Home Birthday; Staycation Celebration: Birthday Humor; Funny Birthday Card

$5.00

My Self-Care; Dog Lover; Signed Cartoon Print Unframed: Stress Management; Coping; Psychology; Pet Therapy; Anxiety Reduction; Self-Soothing

$8.00

Lockdown Birthday; Secret Birthday Wish; Introvert Birthday; Stay Home Birthday; Staycation Celebration: Birthday Humor; Funny Birthday Card

$5.00

My Self-Care; Dog Lover; Stress Management; Coping; Psychology; Pet Therapy; Anxiety Reduction; Self-Soothing

$5.00

Your Aura Prefers A 6 Foot Radius Anyway; Humor; Stress Relief; Coping

$5.00

Must Be The Patriarchy; Feminist Card; Feminism; Feminist Humor; Moods; Card for Mom, Card for Sister, Card for Her; Moody

$5.00

I Wonder Why I've Been So Moody Lately (Must Be The Hormones/Patriarchy); Feminist Magnet or Pin; Feminist Humor; Patriarchy; Nasty Woman

$5.00

Mantra Ray; Manta Ray Saying Mantra; Funny Inspirational Card; I Can Do It; Cute Motivation; Inspiration: Animal Humor; Comic Art

$5.00

There Go The Men, Screwing Up The World; Funny Feminist Card; Feminism; Time's Up; #metoo; Vintage card; Feminist Card

$5.00

My Dad's Computer Keyboard; Funny Birthday or Father's Day Card for Dad; Technology Humor; Computer Humor; Comic Card

$5.00

My Mom's Computer Keyboard; Funny Card for Mom Birthday or Mother's Day; Technology Humor; Computer Humor; Comic Card; Older; Aging

$5.00

Happy Birthday You Crazy Moe Fo! Funny Birthday Card; Three Stooges; Moe Howard; Funny Birthday Card: Humor; Unique Birthday Card

$5.00

For Every Action There is An Equal and Opposite Desire to Lie On The Couch; Funny Magnet; Tech Gift; Isaac Newton; Physics Science Gift

$5.00

She Believed She Could, So She Did Hire Someone To Do It For Her; Funny Inspirational Card; Feminist Card; Girl Bosses; Hustling

$5.00

You Deserve the Best Therapist; Funny Card; Inspirational Quote; Sarcasm; Therapy; Psychology; Psychology Humor Unique Card; Comic Card

$5.00

DNA; There's No One Like You; Cute Friendship Card; Genetics; Fun Romantic Card; Scientist; Science Lovers Card; Card for Scientist

$5.00

4 people have this in their cart

My Inner Child Made This For You; Funny Psychology Card; Card for Artists; Card for Therapist; Psychologist; Art Therapist; Inner Child

$5.00

5 people have this in their cart

Life is All About Journey; Funny Graduation Card; Goofy Birthday Card; Funny Inspirational Card; Card for Journey Band Fan

$5.00

Seal of Approval; Funny and Cute Congratulations Card; Funny Graduation Card; Funny and Cute Support Encouragement Card: Good Job Card

$5.00

Just Hanging Out On The Mood Swings: Funny Victorian Era Card; Cute Vintage Style Card; Woman on Swing; Psychology Card; Therapy

$5.00

You're So Cute, It's Scary; Vintage Halloween Card; Funny Halloween; Vintage Imagery; Victorian Postcard; Cute Witch; Halloween for Kids

$5.00

Funny Eco-Friendly Card; If a Tree Falls in The Forest and No-One is Around To Hear It, Did It Make A Sound?: Ecology Cartoon

$5.00

You Look Gourdgeous; Vintage Halloween Card; Funny Halloween; Vintage Imagery; Victorian Postcard; Beautiful Vintage Woman; Pumpkins; Gourds

$5.00

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Reviews

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About AZillionDollars

Sales 4,309
On Etsy since 2011
  • The world's best monitor, one of the first things I would haul off in a fire. Plus the corner desk rocks.
  • Thinking up cartoons is hard work and it takes time.

Yes It Does Make You Happy

A Zillion Dollars was officially born in 2011, although it existed in shelves full of sketchbooks for many years before that. Nowadays the magic happens at the home studio in the mountains outside Los Angeles at 4400 feet, most often with a loyal geriatric dog by my side.

Shop members

  • Carolyn Hiler

    Owner

    Carolyn lives at 4400 feet in a small town in the Angeles National Forest, about an hour east of Los Angeles. When not cartooning, designing goofball products, or hiking with her two adorable mutts, she works in private practice as an art therapist.

Production partners

  • Printed Mint

    AZ, United States

    Printed Mint is a specialty wholesale print + fulfillment company.

Shop policies

Last updated on December 5, 2014
Greetings and welcome to A Zillion Dollars. We're glad you're here.

Accepted payment methods

Paypal Mastercard Visa American Express Discover Apple Pay Klarna Giftcard
Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
If for some reason, your purchase is not what you expected it to be,
refunds can be made within 14 days of the receipt of the item. The buyer is responsible for the cost of return shipping.
Payment
We accept PayPal and Etsy's new direct pay option.

Payment is due upon purchase. If payment isn't received within 24 hrs, the item will be reposted, to look for another match out there in the world.
Shipping
Items are shipped via First Class USPS mail within 1-2 business days of confirmed PayPal payment. No shipments take place on the weekends, but let me know if you need something rushed, and I will call upon the angels to request intervention.

Currently I'm not shipping overseas.
Additional policies and FAQs
Many of the items here are one-of-a-kind, but if you see an older design you would like, let me know. I don't do custom orders with regards to particular sayings, phrases, or faces, because the characters in these expressive objects are very particular about what they say.

If you have any other questions please feel free to contact me.
Thanks for visiting!