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Announcement    Welcome to our shop! Our products have been featured on the Today show, Buzzfeed, Gizmodo, the Huffington Post, and in Stationery Trends magazine. Please see below for a list of retail stockists in the US and Canada.

Here at A Zillion Dollars you will find three distinct lines of funny stuff- comic cards, text products, and Vintage Redux, images from the public domain which have been altered with some contemporary energy. All our products are made in the USA.

Thanks for visiting!

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Lundeen's - Los Angeles
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Once Upon A Time - Montrose
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MARYLAND
Red Orchard - Bethesda

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Greetings from Boston - Boston

MICHIGAN
Dancing Eye Gallery - Northville

NEW YORK
Barner Books - New Paltz
Lion in the Sun - Brooklyn
Lockwood - Astoria
Magpie - Manhattan
Strand Bookstore- Manhattan

NEW JERSEY
Perch Home - Maplewood
Twine - Hopewell

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Paper Skyscraper - Charlotte

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White Birch Books - North Conway

OKLAHOMA
Post Script - Norman

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Read Between the Lines - Dallas

UTAH
Tabula Rasa - Salt Lake City
Walker Drug Co - Moab

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Papeterie - Richmond
Rock Paper Scissors - Charlottesville

WASHINGTON DC
Upshur Street Books

WASHINGTON STATE
Watson Kennedy Fine Home - Seattle

CANADA
Presto Paper and Home - Toronto, ON
Soul Paper - Saskatoon, SK

Announcement

Last updated on Nov 21, 2017

Welcome to our shop! Our products have been featured on the Today show, Buzzfeed, Gizmodo, the Huffington Post, and in Stationery Trends magazine. Please see below for a list of retail stockists in the US and Canada.

Here at A Zillion Dollars you will find three distinct lines of funny stuff- comic cards, text products, and Vintage Redux, images from the public domain which have been altered with some contemporary energy. All our products are made in the USA.

Thanks for visiting!

STOCKISTS

NATIONAL
Paper Source

ARKANSAS
Domestic Domestic - Little Rock

CALIFORNIA
Daisy's - Alameda
MIXT Fine Things - Agoura Hills
Barbara Cheatley's - Claremont
Flintridge Books - La Canada Flintridge
Chevalier Books - Los Angeles
Lundeen's - Los Angeles
Landis - Los Angeles
Skylight Books - Los Angeles
Once Upon A Time - Montrose
MARZ - South Pasadena
Serendipity - Studio City
Pergolina - Toluca Lake
Sugarcloth - Torrance

COLORADO
Wordshop - Denver

HAWAII
Red Pineapple - Honolulu

ILLINOIS
Philomena and Ruth - Waterloo

MARYLAND
Red Orchard - Bethesda

MASSACHUSETTES
Greetings from Boston - Boston

MICHIGAN
Dancing Eye Gallery - Northville

NEW YORK
Barner Books - New Paltz
Lion in the Sun - Brooklyn
Lockwood - Astoria
Magpie - Manhattan
Strand Bookstore- Manhattan

NEW JERSEY
Perch Home - Maplewood
Twine - Hopewell

NORTH CAROLINA
Paper Skyscraper - Charlotte

NEW HAMPSHIRE
White Birch Books - North Conway

OKLAHOMA
Post Script - Norman

OREGON
Zim Zim - Portland

RHODE ISLAND
Splurge - Providence

TEXAS
Read Between the Lines - Dallas

UTAH
Tabula Rasa - Salt Lake City
Walker Drug Co - Moab

VIRGINIA
Papeterie - Richmond
Rock Paper Scissors - Charlottesville

WASHINGTON DC
Upshur Street Books

WASHINGTON STATE
Watson Kennedy Fine Home - Seattle

CANADA
Presto Paper and Home - Toronto, ON
Soul Paper - Saskatoon, SK

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There Go The Men, Screwing Up The World; Funny Feminist Card; Feminism; Time's Up; #metoo; Vintage card; Feminist Card

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I Wonder Why I've Been So Moody Lately (Must Be The Hormones/Patriarchy); Feminist Magnet or Pin; Feminist Humor; Patriarchy; Nasty Woman

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DNA; There's No One Like You; Cute Friendship Card; Genetics; Fun Romantic Card; Scientist; Science Lovers Card; Card for Scientist

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People Like You Make People Like Me Like People; Funny Thank You Card; Unique Thank You Card; Funny Thanks; Appreciation

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Sorry You're Not Feeling Well, It's Probably Because You Love Me So Much It Hurts; Funny Get Well Card; Cute Get Well; Get Well Humor

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What A Short Normal Trip It's Been: Funny Birthday Card; Funny Card for Grateful Dead Fans; Deadheads; What A Long Strange Trip It's Been

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For Every Action There is An Equal and Opposite Desire to Lie on the Couch; Funny Quotes; Funny Text Card: Science Humor; Physics Humor

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Types of Beverage Glasses; Super Funny Card for Wine Lovers; Red Wine; Wine Snob; Funny Birthday Card; Wine Connoisseur; Sarcastic

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I Love Our Life Together: Silly and Romantic Anniversary Card; Unique Anniversary Card; Sweet Anniversary; For Wife; For Husband; Vintage

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True Love: Victorian Woman with Dog; Jack Russell; Pet Love; Pet Loss Condolence; Dog Lover Card

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About AZillionDollars

Sales 5,554
On Etsy since 2011
  • The world's best monitor, one of the first things I would haul off in a fire. Plus the corner desk rocks.
  • Thinking up cartoons is hard work and it takes time.

Yes It Does Make You Happy

A Zillion Dollars was officially born in 2011, although it existed in shelves full of sketchbooks for many years before that. Nowadays the magic happens at the home studio in the mountains outside Los Angeles at 4400 feet, most often with a loyal geriatric dog by my side.

Shop members

  • Carolyn Hiler

    Owner

    Carolyn lives at 4400 feet in a small town in the Angeles National Forest, about an hour east of Los Angeles. When not cartooning, designing goofball products, or hiking with her two adorable mutts, she works in private practice as an art therapist.

Production partners

  • Printed Mint

    AZ, United States

    Printed Mint is a specialty wholesale print + fulfillment company.

Shop policies

Last updated on May 9, 2022
Greetings and welcome to A Zillion Dollars. We're glad you're here.

Accepted payment methods

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Returns and exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Returns and exchange details
If for some reason, your purchase is not what you expected it to be,
refunds can be made within 14 days of the receipt of the item. The buyer is responsible for the cost of return shipping.
Payment
We accept PayPal and Etsy's new direct pay option.

Payment is due upon purchase. If payment isn't received within 24 hrs, the item will be reposted, to look for another match out there in the world.
Shipping
Items are shipped via First Class USPS mail within 1-4 business days of confirmed PayPal payment. No shipments take place on the weekends, but let me know if you need something rushed, and I will call upon the angels to request intervention.

Currently I'm not shipping overseas.
Additional policies and FAQs
Many of the items here are one-of-a-kind, but if you see an older design you would like, let me know. I don't do custom orders with regards to particular sayings, phrases, or faces, because the characters in these expressive objects are very particular about what they say.

If you have any other questions please feel free to contact me.
Thanks for visiting!