AZillionDollars

We Have Ways of Making You Laugh

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Announcement    Welcome to our shop! Our products have been featured on the Today show, Buzzfeed, Gizmodo, the Huffington Post, and in Stationery Trends magazine. Please see below for a list of retail stockists in the US and Canada.

Here at A Zillion Dollars you will find three distinct lines of funny stuff- comic cards, text products, and Vintage Redux, images from the public domain which have been altered with some contemporary energy. All our products are made in the USA.

Thanks for visiting!

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NATIONAL
Paper Source

ARKANSAS
Domestic Domestic - Little Rock

CALIFORNIA
Daisy's - Alameda
MIXT Fine Things - Agoura Hills
Barbara Cheatley's - Claremont
Flintridge Books - La Canada Flintridge
Chevalier Books - Los Angeles
Lundeen's - Los Angeles
Landis - Los Angeles
Skylight Books - Los Angeles
Once Upon A Time - Montrose
MARZ - South Pasadena
Serendipity - Studio City
Pergolina - Toluca Lake
Sugarcloth - Torrance

COLORADO
Wordshop - Denver

HAWAII
Red Pineapple - Honolulu

ILLINOIS
Philomena and Ruth - Waterloo

MARYLAND
Red Orchard - Bethesda

MASSACHUSETTES
Greetings from Boston - Boston

MICHIGAN
Dancing Eye Gallery - Northville

NEW YORK
Barner Books - New Paltz
Lion in the Sun - Brooklyn
Lockwood - Astoria
Magpie - Manhattan
Strand Bookstore- Manhattan

NEW JERSEY
Perch Home - Maplewood
Twine - Hopewell

NORTH CAROLINA
Paper Skyscraper - Charlotte

NEW HAMPSHIRE
White Birch Books - North Conway

OKLAHOMA
Post Script - Norman

OREGON
Zim Zim - Portland

RHODE ISLAND
Splurge - Providence

TEXAS
Read Between the Lines - Dallas

UTAH
Tabula Rasa - Salt Lake City
Walker Drug Co - Moab

VIRGINIA
Papeterie - Richmond
Rock Paper Scissors - Charlottesville

WASHINGTON DC
Upshur Street Books

WASHINGTON STATE
Watson Kennedy Fine Home - Seattle

CANADA
Presto Paper and Home - Toronto, ON
Soul Paper - Saskatoon, SK

Announcement

Last updated on Nov 21, 2017

Welcome to our shop! Our products have been featured on the Today show, Buzzfeed, Gizmodo, the Huffington Post, and in Stationery Trends magazine. Please see below for a list of retail stockists in the US and Canada.

Here at A Zillion Dollars you will find three distinct lines of funny stuff- comic cards, text products, and Vintage Redux, images from the public domain which have been altered with some contemporary energy. All our products are made in the USA.

Thanks for visiting!

STOCKISTS

NATIONAL
Paper Source

ARKANSAS
Domestic Domestic - Little Rock

CALIFORNIA
Daisy's - Alameda
MIXT Fine Things - Agoura Hills
Barbara Cheatley's - Claremont
Flintridge Books - La Canada Flintridge
Chevalier Books - Los Angeles
Lundeen's - Los Angeles
Landis - Los Angeles
Skylight Books - Los Angeles
Once Upon A Time - Montrose
MARZ - South Pasadena
Serendipity - Studio City
Pergolina - Toluca Lake
Sugarcloth - Torrance

COLORADO
Wordshop - Denver

HAWAII
Red Pineapple - Honolulu

ILLINOIS
Philomena and Ruth - Waterloo

MARYLAND
Red Orchard - Bethesda

MASSACHUSETTES
Greetings from Boston - Boston

MICHIGAN
Dancing Eye Gallery - Northville

NEW YORK
Barner Books - New Paltz
Lion in the Sun - Brooklyn
Lockwood - Astoria
Magpie - Manhattan
Strand Bookstore- Manhattan

NEW JERSEY
Perch Home - Maplewood
Twine - Hopewell

NORTH CAROLINA
Paper Skyscraper - Charlotte

NEW HAMPSHIRE
White Birch Books - North Conway

OKLAHOMA
Post Script - Norman

OREGON
Zim Zim - Portland

RHODE ISLAND
Splurge - Providence

TEXAS
Read Between the Lines - Dallas

UTAH
Tabula Rasa - Salt Lake City
Walker Drug Co - Moab

VIRGINIA
Papeterie - Richmond
Rock Paper Scissors - Charlottesville

WASHINGTON DC
Upshur Street Books

WASHINGTON STATE
Watson Kennedy Fine Home - Seattle

CANADA
Presto Paper and Home - Toronto, ON
Soul Paper - Saskatoon, SK

Items

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5426 Sales
738 Admirers
 
What A Short Normal Trip It's Been: Funny Birthday Card; Funny Card for Grateful Dead Fans; Deadheads; What A Long Strange Trip It's Been

What A Short Normal Trip It's Been: Funny Birthday Card; Funny Card for Grateful Dead Fans; Deadheads; What A Long Strange Trip It's Been

$5.00

It's Your Birthday, Let's Celebrate! Cute Cat Card; Vintage Acrobatic Cats Performing; Circus Cats; Cute Original Birthday Card

It's Your Birthday, Let's Celebrate! Cute Cat Card; Vintage Acrobatic Cats Performing; Circus Cats; Cute Original Birthday Card

$5.00

Cat Birthday Aaaaaaaaah! Funny Birthday Card; Vintage Cats; Cat Lover; 40th Birthday; 50th birthday; 60th birthday; Birthday Fear

Cat Birthday Aaaaaaaaah! Funny Birthday Card; Vintage Cats; Cat Lover; 40th Birthday; 50th birthday; 60th birthday; Birthday Fear

$5.00

I Forgot What I Was Going To Say; Funny Quotes; Funny Text Card; Funny Birthday Card; 50th Birthday; 60th Birthday; Birthday Humor

I Forgot What I Was Going To Say; Funny Quotes; Funny Text Card; Funny Birthday Card; 50th Birthday; 60th Birthday; Birthday Humor

$5.00

Oh Great Here Comes Another One Of Life's Experiences; Funny Quotes; Funny Text Card; Encouragement Card; Support Card

Oh Great Here Comes Another One Of Life's Experiences; Funny Quotes; Funny Text Card; Encouragement Card; Support Card

$5.00

You Have So Many Books You Must Be Smart; Funny Card for Book Lover; Bookstore; Bibliophile; Academic; Scholar

You Have So Many Books You Must Be Smart; Funny Card for Book Lover; Bookstore; Bibliophile; Academic; Scholar

$5.00

I'll Wait Right Here While You Get Your Shit Together; Funny Sarcastic Card; Funny Psychology Card; Witty Card; Funny Quotations

I'll Wait Right Here While You Get Your Shit Together; Funny Sarcastic Card; Funny Psychology Card; Witty Card; Funny Quotations

$5.00

You're the Person I Want to Complain About Growing Old With; Fun Romantic Card; Anniversary Card; Wedding Card for Husband, Wife

You're the Person I Want to Complain About Growing Old With; Fun Romantic Card; Anniversary Card; Wedding Card for Husband, Wife

$5.00

You've Got My Ear and I've Got Your Back; Sweet Encouragement Card; Cute Get Well Card; Unique Encouragement Card

You've Got My Ear and I've Got Your Back; Sweet Encouragement Card; Cute Get Well Card; Unique Encouragement Card

$5.00

Get Well Soon So We Can Focus on Me Again; Funny Get Well Card; Cute Get Well; Get Well Humor

Get Well Soon So We Can Focus on Me Again; Funny Get Well Card; Cute Get Well; Get Well Humor

$5.00

Mom, I Want to Be Just Like You When I Never Grow Up; Sweet and Funny Mother's Day; Original Mother's Day; Funny Mother's Day Card

Mom, I Want to Be Just Like You When I Never Grow Up; Sweet and Funny Mother's Day; Original Mother's Day; Funny Mother's Day Card

$5.00

People Like You Make People Like Me Like People; Funny Thank You Card; Unique Thank You Card; Funny Thanks; Appreciation

People Like You Make People Like Me Like People; Funny Thank You Card; Unique Thank You Card; Funny Thanks; Appreciation

$5.00

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Cute Birthday Card; Hard Copy of Birthday Text; emojis: Original Birthday Card; Funny Birthday Card; balloons; cake; celebration; party

Cute Birthday Card; Hard Copy of Birthday Text; emojis: Original Birthday Card; Funny Birthday Card; balloons; cake; celebration; party

$5.00

Justa Got Lucke; Funny Graduation Card; Graduate; Graduation Humor; Card for Grad; High School Graduation; College Graduation

Justa Got Lucke; Funny Graduation Card; Graduate; Graduation Humor; Card for Grad; High School Graduation; College Graduation

$5.00

When They Call Your Name at Graduation; Funny Graduation Card; Vintage Cats; Cute Graduation Card; High School and College Graduates

When They Call Your Name at Graduation; Funny Graduation Card; Vintage Cats; Cute Graduation Card; High School and College Graduates

$5.00

You're a Huge Success; Funny Graduation Card; Funny Card for Grad; King Kong; Graduate Humor; Class of 2018; High School College Graduation

You're a Huge Success; Funny Graduation Card; Funny Card for Grad; King Kong; Graduate Humor; Class of 2018; High School College Graduation

$5.00

Funny Father's Day Card; Thanks for Always Going To Bat For Me; Cute Father's Day Card; Original Father's Day Card; Unique Father's Day Card

Funny Father's Day Card; Thanks for Always Going To Bat For Me; Cute Father's Day Card; Original Father's Day Card; Unique Father's Day Card

$5.00

Funny Father's Day Card; Golfing Cats; Thanks for Teaching Me I Can Do Anything; Original Father's Day Card; Unique Father's Day Card

Funny Father's Day Card; Golfing Cats; Thanks for Teaching Me I Can Do Anything; Original Father's Day Card; Unique Father's Day Card

$5.00

Cute Unique Father's Day Card; Happy Father's Day to a Super Fun Dad; Original Father's Day Card: Vintage Matchbox Art

Cute Unique Father's Day Card; Happy Father's Day to a Super Fun Dad; Original Father's Day Card: Vintage Matchbox Art

$5.00

Funny Father's Day Card - Good Advice; Vintage Style; Victorian Style; Funny Sarcastic Card for Dad

Funny Father's Day Card - Good Advice; Vintage Style; Victorian Style; Funny Sarcastic Card for Dad

$5.00

Funny 50th birthday card; Your AARP card; Adventurous Accomplished Ravishing Princess; Sarcastic Card; 50th humor; 50th birthday for her

Funny 50th birthday card; Your AARP card; Adventurous Accomplished Ravishing Princess; Sarcastic Card; 50th humor; 50th birthday for her

$5.00

I Forgot Your Birthday This Year 'Cause I Figured You Were Probably Also Trying to Forget It; Funny Belated Birthday Card; Cute Belated

I Forgot Your Birthday This Year 'Cause I Figured You Were Probably Also Trying to Forget It; Funny Belated Birthday Card; Cute Belated

$5.00

Funny Chocolate Lover Card; Choco Careers; Funny Satirical Text Card; Sarcastic Card; Edgy Humor; Funny Card for Chocoholic; Chocolate Lover

Funny Chocolate Lover Card; Choco Careers; Funny Satirical Text Card; Sarcastic Card; Edgy Humor; Funny Card for Chocoholic; Chocolate Lover

$5.00

Dad, I Want to Be Just Like You When I Never Grow Up; Funny Birthday Father's Day Card for Dad; Dad Humor

Dad, I Want to Be Just Like You When I Never Grow Up; Funny Birthday Father's Day Card for Dad; Dad Humor

$5.00

Studies Show Belated Cards Contain More Heartfelt Birthday Wishes; Funny Belated Birthday Card; Cute Belated Birthday; Late Birthday Wishes

Studies Show Belated Cards Contain More Heartfelt Birthday Wishes; Funny Belated Birthday Card; Cute Belated Birthday; Late Birthday Wishes

$5.00

DNA; There's No One Like You; Cute Friendship Card; Genetics; Fun Romantic Card; Scientist; Science Lovers Card; Card for Scientist

DNA; There's No One Like You; Cute Friendship Card; Genetics; Fun Romantic Card; Scientist; Science Lovers Card; Card for Scientist

$5.00

You're Cute; Vintage Card of Woman Winking; Cute Card; Unique Vintage Image; Sassy Wink; Card for Her; Flirty Card; Card for Him

You're Cute; Vintage Card of Woman Winking; Cute Card; Unique Vintage Image; Sassy Wink; Card for Her; Flirty Card; Card for Him

$5.00

My Mom's Computer Keyboard; Funny Card for Mom Birthday or Mother's Day; Technology Humor; Computer Humor; Comic Card; Aging Humor

My Mom's Computer Keyboard; Funny Card for Mom Birthday or Mother's Day; Technology Humor; Computer Humor; Comic Card; Aging Humor

$5.00

Hotflash Dance: Funny Menopause Card; Menopause Humor; 80s movies; 50th birthday; Card for Her

Hotflash Dance: Funny Menopause Card; Menopause Humor; 80s movies; 50th birthday; Card for Her

$5.00

Funny Perfectionism Card; Try to Remember, You Don't Have to Be Perfect, I'll Be the Perfect One in This Relationship; funny quotes

Funny Perfectionism Card; Try to Remember, You Don't Have to Be Perfect, I'll Be the Perfect One in This Relationship; funny quotes

$5.00

I'm So Glad to be Married to You: Romantic Anniversary Card; Unique Anniversary Card; Sweet Anniversary; For Wife; For Husband; Vintage

I'm So Glad to be Married to You: Romantic Anniversary Card; Unique Anniversary Card; Sweet Anniversary; For Wife; For Husband; Vintage

$5.00

Happy Anniversary to my Partner in Crime: Cute Anniversary Card; Vintage Cats; Unique Anniversary Card; For Wife; For Husband

Happy Anniversary to my Partner in Crime: Cute Anniversary Card; Vintage Cats; Unique Anniversary Card; For Wife; For Husband

$5.00

Cute Anniversary Card; Vintage Cats; Cat Lover; Unique Anniversary Card; Funny Cat Card

Cute Anniversary Card; Vintage Cats; Cat Lover; Unique Anniversary Card; Funny Cat Card

$5.00

Congratulations; Two White Women Embracing; Vintage Women: Queer Wedding; Gay Wedding Card; LGBTQ Wedding Card; Engagement Card

Congratulations; Two White Women Embracing; Vintage Women: Queer Wedding; Gay Wedding Card; LGBTQ Wedding Card; Engagement Card

$5.00

Queer Wedding; Gay Wedding Card; LGBTQ Wedding Card; Unique Wedding Card; You Can Dance If You Want To; Stylish Wedding Card

Queer Wedding; Gay Wedding Card; LGBTQ Wedding Card; Unique Wedding Card; You Can Dance If You Want To; Stylish Wedding Card

$5.00

You're Married! Unique Wedding Card; Vintage Matchbook Cover; Stylish Wedding Card; Vintage Wedding; Original Wedding Card; Wedding Day

You're Married! Unique Wedding Card; Vintage Matchbook Cover; Stylish Wedding Card; Vintage Wedding; Original Wedding Card; Wedding Day

$5.00

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About AZillionDollars

Sales 5,426
On Etsy since 2011
  • The world's best monitor, one of the first things I would haul off in a fire. Plus the corner desk rocks.
  • Thinking up cartoons is hard work and it takes time.

Yes It Does Make You Happy

A Zillion Dollars was officially born in 2011, although it existed in shelves full of sketchbooks for many years before that. Nowadays the magic happens at the home studio in the mountains outside Los Angeles at 4400 feet, most often with a loyal geriatric dog by my side.

Shop members

  • Carolyn Hiler

    Owner

    Carolyn lives at 4400 feet in a small town in the Angeles National Forest, about an hour east of Los Angeles. When not cartooning, designing goofball products, or hiking with her two adorable mutts, she works in private practice as an art therapist.

Production partners

  • Printed Mint

    AZ, United States

    Printed Mint is a specialty wholesale print + fulfillment company.

Shop policies

Last updated on May 9, 2022
Greetings and welcome to A Zillion Dollars. We're glad you're here.

Accepted payment methods

Paypal Visa Mastercard American Express Discover Apple Pay Klarna Giftcard
Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Returns and exchange details
If for some reason, your purchase is not what you expected it to be,
refunds can be made within 14 days of the receipt of the item. The buyer is responsible for the cost of return shipping.
Payment
We accept PayPal and Etsy's new direct pay option.

Payment is due upon purchase. If payment isn't received within 24 hrs, the item will be reposted, to look for another match out there in the world.
Shipping
Items are shipped via First Class USPS mail within 1-4 business days of confirmed PayPal payment. No shipments take place on the weekends, but let me know if you need something rushed, and I will call upon the angels to request intervention.

Currently I'm not shipping overseas.
Additional policies and FAQs
Many of the items here are one-of-a-kind, but if you see an older design you would like, let me know. I don't do custom orders with regards to particular sayings, phrases, or faces, because the characters in these expressive objects are very particular about what they say.

If you have any other questions please feel free to contact me.
Thanks for visiting!