AZillionDollars

We Have Ways of Making You Laugh

LA, California
| 5,923 Sales | 5 out of 5 stars 5 out of 5 stars

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Announcement    Welcome to our shop! Our Etsy shop has been going strong for over 10 years, and our products are available in over 200 brick and mortar shops around the world. ***We're thrilled to announce our sister shop, ZillionWear @ https://www.etsy.com/shop/ZillionWear **featuring unique and funny goods like t-shirts, mugs, totes and other sassy concrete physical objects**

Our products have been featured on the Today show, Buzzfeed, Gizmodo, the Huffington Post, and in Stationery Trends magazine. A Zillion Dollars Comics have appeared in numerous Chicken Soup for the Soul books, The Therapist magazine, and in books and newspapers internationally.

All our cards and envelopes are printed on 100% recycled paper, and our magnets are made in the USA.

If you're a retailer interested in wholesale, or if you have any other questions, please reach out to carolyn [!at] azilliondollars.com

Thanks for visiting!

Announcement

Last updated on Sep 20, 2022

Welcome to our shop! Our Etsy shop has been going strong for over 10 years, and our products are available in over 200 brick and mortar shops around the world. ***We're thrilled to announce our sister shop, ZillionWear @ https://www.etsy.com/shop/ZillionWear **featuring unique and funny goods like t-shirts, mugs, totes and other sassy concrete physical objects**

Our products have been featured on the Today show, Buzzfeed, Gizmodo, the Huffington Post, and in Stationery Trends magazine. A Zillion Dollars Comics have appeared in numerous Chicken Soup for the Soul books, The Therapist magazine, and in books and newspapers internationally.

All our cards and envelopes are printed on 100% recycled paper, and our magnets are made in the USA.

If you're a retailer interested in wholesale, or if you have any other questions, please reach out to carolyn [!at] azilliondollars.com

Thanks for visiting!

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About AZillionDollars

Sales 5,923
On Etsy since 2011

Yes It Does Make You Happy

A Zillion Dollars was officially born in 2011, although it existed in shelves full of sketchbooks for many years before that. Nowadays the magic happens at the home studio in the mountains outside Los Angeles at 4400 feet, most often with a loyal geriatric dog by my side.

Shop members

  • Carolyn Hiler

    Owner

    Carolyn lives at 4400 feet in a small town in the Angeles National Forest, about an hour east of Los Angeles. When not cartooning, designing goofball products, or hiking with her two adorable mutts, she works in private practice as an art therapist.

Production partners

  • Printed Mint

    AZ, United States

    Printed Mint is a specialty wholesale print + fulfillment company.

Shop policies

Last updated on May 9, 2022
Greetings and welcome to A Zillion Dollars. We're glad you're here.

Accepted payment methods

Paypal Visa Mastercard Discover Apple Pay Klarna Giftcard
Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Returns and exchange details
If for some reason, your purchase is not what you expected it to be,
refunds can be made within 14 days of the receipt of the item. The buyer is responsible for the cost of return shipping.
Payment
We accept PayPal and Etsy's new direct pay option.

Payment is due upon purchase. If payment isn't received within 24 hrs, the item will be reposted, to look for another match out there in the world.
Shipping
Items are shipped via First Class USPS mail within 1-4 business days of confirmed PayPal payment. No shipments take place on the weekends, but let me know if you need something rushed, and I will call upon the angels to request intervention.

Currently I'm not shipping overseas.
Additional policies and FAQs
Many of the items here are one-of-a-kind, but if you see an older design you would like, let me know. I don't do custom orders with regards to particular sayings, phrases, or faces, because the characters in these expressive objects are very particular about what they say.

If you have any other questions please feel free to contact me.
Thanks for visiting!