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Darren Levine

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Darren Levine

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About AbsoluteChill

Sales 52
On Etsy since 2020

So i have this fat, sassy duck, her name is Milty. I figured, she's awesome, so i should just put her on a buncha stuff.

So i'm sitting in the office one day, and the wife messages me that there's this white duck in the park that seems out of place. Now, i didn't know much about ducks, but i knew that there's no white wild ducks, so i told her to "grab it". She preferred to wait for me, so when i got home, we went to the park, lured this duck out with some bread, and grabbed it. After consulting some duck experts, we decided to keep Milton, named for the park we rescued "him" from. At some point, we figured out Milton was really a Milty(eggs appeared, no other explanation) And this we had a lady duck, who we then got a friend for, and gave up half our backyard to.

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  • artofwhere

    QC, Canada

    They print to order all of my custom designs :)

  • Printful

    New York, NY

    Printful

  • Printify

    San Francisco, CA

    They print on demand our awesome stuff!

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Last updated on Jun 30, 2020

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