AbsurdRealities

Absurd Realities

Orange, California · 37 Sales

AbsurdRealities

Absurd Realities

Orange, California 37 Sales On Etsy since 2012

0 out of 5 stars
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Announcement   Digital design, hand cut, wood kit, puzzle pieced absurdity.

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Digital design, hand cut, wood kit, puzzle pieced absurdity.

Arnold Martin

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Arnold Martin

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bazzio101

bazzio101 on Jan 20, 2015

5 out of 5 stars

Very nicely made and ideal size. Arrived in Australia pretty quick, considering USP seemingly still uses Pony Express in some areas of the USA ;)

Austin Garrido

Austin Garrido on Jun 19, 2014

3 out of 5 stars

Seems a little overprices for the craftsmanship but seems to get the job done.

Joey Tux

Joey Tux on Jun 11, 2014

5 out of 5 stars

Bought these for hobby/craft projects in the shop. Quick transaction and delivery. Very pleased with overall product quality.

Joey Tux

Joey Tux on Jun 11, 2014

5 out of 5 stars

Bought these for hobby/craft projects in the shop. Quick transaction and delivery. Very pleased with overall product quality.

About

Enormous Hybrid Skeletons Return to Humble Roots

What do you get when you mix a T-Rex, a Mammoth, and a Helicopter? A 35' long skeletal monstrosity! Arnold Martin has been exhibiting his science and technology inspired sculptures of massive machine skeleton hybrids nationally for several years but now they are returning to their humble natural history museum gift shop roots. Absurd Realities is a new Etsy store dedicated to boutique quality 3D modeled, hand fabricated, wood-kit sculptures that inspire Arnold's massive monstrosities. Scaled to a manageable size these hand or CNC cut works will amaze and inspire your friends. Currently the sculptures range from scale models of space probes to absurd hybrids, but there is no telling what will come next from his curious imagination. Designing and making sculpture in flat parts with no fasteners, glue or extraneous parts has become an obsession. This is the outlet of that obsession: a place for all things abstract, wood-kit, constructed, mashed up and just plain awesome. Designing and making sculpture in flat parts with no fasteners, glue or extraneous parts has become an obsession. This is the outlet of that obsession: a place for all things abstract, wood-kit, constructed, mashed up and just plain awesome.

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  • Arnold Martin

    Owner, Maker, Designer

    Arnold is an artist and designer living and working in Orange County California. His sculpture has been exhibited nationally and ranges from large to small constructed absurdities.

Shop policies

Last updated on August 29, 2012
Welcome to Absurd Realities! Check back often as I will be adding new sculpture often. Coming next: a series of MDF guns from classic video game titles.

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Most items are made to order. Please allow 1-2 weeks lead time for fabrication and shipping. If there is a delay for any reason I will contact the buyer with specific information.
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All sales final and non-refundable unless the item can be shown to have arrived damaged.