Dingleberryfm

Dingleberry Farmers' Market

Allentown, Pennsylvania · 267 Sales

Dingleberryfm

Dingleberry Farmers' Market

Allentown, Pennsylvania 267 Sales On Etsy since 2014

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Dingleberry Farmers' Market

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Dingleberry Farmers' Market

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About

When life turns to crap, you have to work hard to search for the humor in it

Picture it, a bucolic farm with quiet grazing sheep. The sky is blue and the fields stretch as far as the eye could see. As you are taking the scenic view all in...you unknowingly step in a pile of "you know what."

Well...life is like that, sometimes. It seems perfect from a distance until you get a closer look or find yourself knee deep in reality. When life turns to crap, you just have to laugh at the dingleberries.

Dingleberry Farmers' Market was created from home grown humor. My designs are for folks who enjoy the simple things in life and who appreciate good old-fashioned common sense. From start to finish, I create my designs, package them, and mail them out to you with a sweet note to make your day even better. We all need a lift sometimes.

I grew up in the country picking wild blueberries with my mother and often eating right out of the garden. We had small livestock for a time and I've pitched in my fair share of work on horse farms. I have continued that lifestyle with my own children starting with chickens. I also encourage them to play outside more than fall under the allure of electronics.

If you have time to peek at my other Etsy shop, Tickle My IQ, you will find more humor about intellectual pursuits. www.etsy.com/shop/ticklemyiq

Shop members

  • Cathy

    Owner, Curator

    I'm a mom who has a passion for wholesome living. I grow my own food, raise chickens, and I'm mindful of my carbon footprint.

Shop policies

Last updated on June 16, 2016
Thank you for visiting Dingleberry Farmers' Market. We create organically funny greeting cards and gifts about food, healthy living and farming.

Accepted payment methods

  • Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I want you to be pleased with your purchase. I do my best to individually wrap each package with care, however, if you package is damaged in transit, please convo me with a photo of the damage and I will replace it.

If you are not pleased with your purchase, simply send it back to us in its original condition and we will replace your order or issue a refund free of charge.

Request for a refund in domestic orders must be placed within 10 days of purchase. International orders within 30 days of purchase.

For custom-designed items, we are unable to accept refunds.
Payment
We accept all major credit cards through Direct Checkout, PayPal and Etsy Gift Cards.

If your payment is not received within 24 hours of placing your order, we will contact you and your order may be canceled. All orders shipped to a Pennsylvania address will be subject to 6% sales tax.

If you would like to cancel an order before it has shipped, please convo me and I'd be happy to cancel the transaction and issue a refund. If your package has already shipped, we will issue a refund for the product in question (less shipping costs) after we have received the item back in its original condition.
Shipping
Orders are typically shipped within 3 business days after payment has been received. I will provide you with a USPS tracking number for packages. Unfortunately I'm unable to track packages once they leave the U.S.

Standard shipping includes USPS First Class postage.

Please review your shipping address during the check-out process. Dingleberry Farmers' Market cannot be held responsible for incorrect addresses provided by the customer.

Please note that International arrival times vary depending on the destination, and international customers may be responsible for any applicable custom fees. Dingleberry Farmers' Market is not responsible for hold-ups at customs, or postal delays that are out of our control.
Additional policies and FAQs
All of my greeting cards are copyrighted and may not be duplicated without my permission.