AsspocketProductions

Custom Return Address, Ex Libris, Wedding Rubber Stamps

18349 Sales

AsspocketProductions

Custom Return Address, Ex Libris, Wedding Rubber Stamps

18349 Sales On Etsy since 2007

5 out of 5 stars
(6121)

Announcement   We are stamp artisans producing unique custom graduation and teacher stamps, custom ex libris bookplate rubber stamps, wedding stamps and return address stamps. I also create unique art stamps, self inking and clear cling rubber stamps, and I carry many of the most essential high quality accessories to ensure your stamping success from the very beginning!

The best kept secret on the internet; www.facebook.com/allyourstamps for current sales, coupons and promotions, plus previews of my new designs.

Hey, don't be THAT person, you know, the one I will remember forever who wanted me to rewrite my policies just for you; Purchase of any item from my shop means that you have read and agree to abide by my shop policies - https://www.etsy.com/shop/AsspocketProductions/policy?ref=shopinfo_policies_leftnav

I am able to get most catalog proofs to you within 3-4 business days and I normally can ship within a week of your order. If you need your item(s) for a specific date please contact me before ordering to check my shipping dates.. If you are ordering a completely new design please allow up to 2 weeks for me to create something breathtakingly awesome for you. You will get a notification from Etsy when your stamp is mailed. I do not provide tracking information to you.

Rush processing is $20, contact me for a custom listing if you need your stamp made with less than a week turn around.

I am always available to answer your questions, usually the same day, but occasionally it takes a little longer, I appreciate your patience.

When you order a custom item from me, it is your job to watch for the proof that I send to you (in Etsy conversations) and tell me if it is correct. An astonishing number of people don't do this; I have had to set a time limit so I don't have orders backed up for weeks. If I do not hear back from you on your proof in 5 days, I will consider it approved and ship it. This means that if there is an error on the stamp, whether it was your typo or mine, the only remedy is to purchase another stamp.

Please open your package immediately upon receipt, condition and test your stamp, and store it flat in a cool dry place out of direct sunlight. I must be notified within 7 days of receipt of a defective stamp, as improper storage, or leaving it in the shipping envelope for an extended period of time can cause damage to the stamp.

To receive your coupon discount, please enter the code into the coupon box during checkout. If you do not know how to do this, please message me before you order. Unfortunately I cannot refund the amount of your coupon after the purchase is made.

The stamp mounts we use are top quality and will last for years, they can, however, vary in color and material as we receive them from our supplier and may not look like the photos in some of my listings..

Square inches = length X width = means that your six square inch stamp can be, for example 3" X 2".

Gift certificates are available for any amount, convo me for details. The recipient does not need to have an etsy account to redeem. Purchase a gift certificate in any amount and rather than wait for it in the mail you can choose to print the certificate at home, or send it in an email.

All stamps are made to order by me, you choose wood mounted or clear cling unmounted.
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Clear Cling Unmounted stamps DO NOT include a mount (acrylic block available for purchase separately).

Shipping cost is combined in your Etsy shopping cart when items are ordered and paid for together.

Follow me on that new fangled facebook thingie; www.facebook.com/allyourstamps

Please check out my clear stamp tutorial on Youtube; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNoRVPS-vHQ

A Fun look at my stamps; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDq5a4jfQPI

¨¨¨¨°º©©º°¨¨¨¨¨¨°º©©º° Thank you for stamping! °º©©º°¨¨¨¨¨¨°º©©º°¨¨¨¨¨¨

Announcement
Last updated on Sep 6, 2016

We are stamp artisans producing unique custom graduation and teacher stamps, custom ex libris bookplate rubber stamps, wedding stamps and return address stamps. I also create unique art stamps, self inking and clear cling rubber stamps, and I carry many of the most essential high quality accessories to ensure your stamping success from the very beginning!

The best kept secret on the internet; www.facebook.com/allyourstamps for current sales, coupons and promotions, plus previews of my new designs.

Hey, don't be THAT person, you know, the one I will remember forever who wanted me to rewrite my policies just for you; Purchase of any item from my shop means that you have read and agree to abide by my shop policies - https://www.etsy.com/shop/AsspocketProductions/policy?ref=shopinfo_policies_leftnav

I am able to get most catalog proofs to you within 3-4 business days and I normally can ship within a week of your order. If you need your item(s) for a specific date please contact me before ordering to check my shipping dates.. If you are ordering a completely new design please allow up to 2 weeks for me to create something breathtakingly awesome for you. You will get a notification from Etsy when your stamp is mailed. I do not provide tracking information to you.

Rush processing is $20, contact me for a custom listing if you need your stamp made with less than a week turn around.

I am always available to answer your questions, usually the same day, but occasionally it takes a little longer, I appreciate your patience.

When you order a custom item from me, it is your job to watch for the proof that I send to you (in Etsy conversations) and tell me if it is correct. An astonishing number of people don't do this; I have had to set a time limit so I don't have orders backed up for weeks. If I do not hear back from you on your proof in 5 days, I will consider it approved and ship it. This means that if there is an error on the stamp, whether it was your typo or mine, the only remedy is to purchase another stamp.

Please open your package immediately upon receipt, condition and test your stamp, and store it flat in a cool dry place out of direct sunlight. I must be notified within 7 days of receipt of a defective stamp, as improper storage, or leaving it in the shipping envelope for an extended period of time can cause damage to the stamp.

To receive your coupon discount, please enter the code into the coupon box during checkout. If you do not know how to do this, please message me before you order. Unfortunately I cannot refund the amount of your coupon after the purchase is made.

The stamp mounts we use are top quality and will last for years, they can, however, vary in color and material as we receive them from our supplier and may not look like the photos in some of my listings..

Square inches = length X width = means that your six square inch stamp can be, for example 3" X 2".

Gift certificates are available for any amount, convo me for details. The recipient does not need to have an etsy account to redeem. Purchase a gift certificate in any amount and rather than wait for it in the mail you can choose to print the certificate at home, or send it in an email.

All stamps are made to order by me, you choose wood mounted or clear cling unmounted.
.
Clear Cling Unmounted stamps DO NOT include a mount (acrylic block available for purchase separately).

Shipping cost is combined in your Etsy shopping cart when items are ordered and paid for together.

Follow me on that new fangled facebook thingie; www.facebook.com/allyourstamps

Please check out my clear stamp tutorial on Youtube; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNoRVPS-vHQ

A Fun look at my stamps; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDq5a4jfQPI

¨¨¨¨°º©©º°¨¨¨¨¨¨°º©©º° Thank you for stamping! °º©©º°¨¨¨¨¨¨°º©©º°¨¨¨¨¨¨

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Reviews

Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(6121)
Abby

Abby on Sep 26, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

Perfect! Custom stamp was made to look exactly like a real passport stamp. Excellent quality stamp, shipped fast!

Kim

Kim on Sep 23, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

Perfect for my thank-you cards. Thanks!

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Updates

Every year, on the first weekend in March, sock monkeys and friends converge in Rockford Il at Midway Village and Museum. We have the world's largest selection of sock monkey rubber stamps, and we had our flash mob wedding at monkeyfest in 2011.

Shop policies

Last updated on September 24, 2014
My philosophy? My business philosophy is pretty simple, make the customer happy, give good value and service, and make a living with a good conscience. I'll never be rich, but I'll never be poor either. I love selling on Etsy where handmade items, and personal attention are still appreciated.

• About my Product •

All of my stamps are made from photopolymer, a durable eco-friendly material that gives astounding detail fidelity. Please check out my profile for tips on using and caring for your polymer stamps.

http://www.etsy.com/profile.php?user_id=5312557

My photopolymer stamps are made using a negative and light exposure on the liquid polymer gel. This means that there is no quality difference between the first and thousandth stamp I make. Rubber stamps are made in 2 other ways that I am aware of. One way is by pressing a sheet of rubber against an engraved metal plate and applying heat, this method wears the plates down and detail is lost as subsequent pressings are made. The other way is laser engraving, which is very accurate but is a dusty time and energy consuming process, so I think what happens is sometimes the machine operator stops the engraving process long before the detail is deep enough.

This explains a little about why my stamps are not "etched". The light hardens the polymer and the valleys between the details are more deep or shallow depending on the distance between the lines in the design. A richly detailed stamp will have only a textured surface, while a design with a few widely spaced lines will have deep spaces between the lines. Getting a quality stamped image using my stamps or anyone else's depends on your skill as a stamper, quality of ink, and the paper you are using. All of the designs that I sell I have made and stamped myself and in some cases have redesigned for the best possible stamp impression.

Thanks for shopping with me!

Accepted payment methods

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  • Accepts Etsy gift cards
  • Other Method
Payment
I prefer paypal. I will no longer accept money orders, or checks. I can accept interac email money transfers from a Canadian bank. Contact me via Etsy Convo for cash payment instructions in any currency adjusted for the exchange on the day of the sale. I am also open to *some* trades, I trade retail dollar for dollar.

Ordering is easy, just go slow and pay attention during the checkout process, there will be an opportunity in the Etsy checkout area for you to write a note to the seller, and that is cool because when I look at your order, your custom info is right there for me to do your layout. Sometimes if I have to go looking in convos or email for this info I set the order aside to do later, which slows down your proof(s).

Coupon codes must be entered during checkout to receive your discount, if you do not know how to do this please message me for instructions before you order.
Shipping
If you plan to purchase 4 or more items from my shop, please drop me an Etsy message with the list of items and I will create a custom listing with the best possible shipping price for you.

To receive the combined shipping discount, please add all of your items to the same shopping cart before checking out.

Please watch for your proof in your Etsy account messages. If you are new to Etsy you may need to confirm your account before you can send messages.

With each email provider and email program using their own filter and sort settings I can never guarantee that an email with something as important as your custom proof(s) will be seen, so I use the Etsy system exclusively for Etsy business communication.

When you order a custom item from me, it is your job to watch for the proof that I send to you and tell me if it is correct. An astonishing number of people drop the ball on this so I have had to set a time limit so I don't have orders backed up for weeks. If I do not hear back from you on your proof in 5 days, I will consider it approved and ship it. This means that if there is an error on the stamp, whether it was your typo or mine, the only remedy is to purchase another stamp.

I pack stamps at my kitchen table, and take them to our little local post office. I print your address on plain paper and tape it to the envelope. This is apparently quaintly old fashioned in the age of online shipping. I spend a lot of time at the computer, it does my body good to take it all to the post office where they are really fast and efficient at putting the postage and tracking on my packages. This means that I do have tracking info, but I don't do anything with it unless a delivery seems lost.

Arrival at your destination is usually pretty fast, but I cannot guarantee any delivery by a specified date unless you purchase Express Guaranteed shipping. All other shipments including priority mail are limited to replacement after 21 days (within the USA) or 35 days (international) from the date it was shipped. I must be notified within 90 days of purchase that the package was lost or damaged for replacement.

I use your address listed in Etsy. If you have an incorrect address in Etsy and do not tell me the correct address, I may charge a fee to reship your order. Items confirmed delivered will not be replaced.

Your stamps are lovingly stuffed into a kraft bubble mailer and placed, with aplomb*, into the mailing bucket. While I don't do anything frilly I do include a free little gift in every package which I hope makes up for the lack of tags, ribbons and tissue paper. Gift wrapping is available upon request and at extra cost.

I ship all packages via USPS First Class mail unless USPS Priority or Express is requested and paid for by the customer.

Packages are shipped 2 or 3 days a week, usually Tues, Thurs and/or Sat but this depends on the production schedule which varies due to order volume and life events.

I ship Via USPS First Class mail. Priority and Express mail are available, please contact me for pricing.

I process orders in the order they were received, please give adequate time, and I appreciate your patience and understanding. I provide rush service when requested, there is a rush fee of $20. This fee is non refundable. This fee is for me to stop what I am doing and work on your proofs, and to guarantee that your order ships in the very next batch. I strongly recommend that you also choose priority shipping or express guaranteed shipping - contact me for custom quote and listing.

Please note that international buyers are responsible for any and all duties and customs charges that may be incurred.

I do recycle packaging materials when I can. Packing materials and stamps are not guaranteed allergen free.

My stamps have been dusted with baby powder. That white powder is safe for a baby's bottom, simply wash it off before you use your stamps.

* Just in case you searched your package and did not find it;
aplomb - n. Self-confident assurance; poise.
Refunds and Exchanges
I provide many remedies for difficult situations, which are all detailed in my shop policies, however, I do not provide refunds.

In the event that you change your mind after ordering, or notice that my stated shipping times will not work for your needs, I will be more than happy to issue a full shop credit in the form of a gift certificate provided the item has not been proofed. If I have generated a proof for you, $5 per proof may be deducted from your credit amount at my discretion.

To receive your coupon discount, please enter the code into the coupon box during checkout. If you do not know how to do this, please message me before you order. Unfortunately I cannot refund the amount of your coupon after the purchase is made.

My stamps are hand made and there can be some variations and possible minor cosmetic defects in your stamp mount. Stamp mount material and color may vary.

I will gladly replace your stamp if it has a defect in the die or mount that prevents it from stamping correctly.* I must be notified of the problem within 7 days of your receipt of the item. Please take a photo or scan the stamp impressions to show me what the problem is. Occasionally I may ask that you return the stamp to me if the problem cannot be determined by the photo, or you are unable to send an image. If the stamp is defective I will refund the cost to ship it back to me (up to $3.50) in addition to replacing your stamp. Stamping takes some skill when you first get started, so please read my profile for tips and tricks to troubleshoot before you contact me for a possible defect.

* Replacement is with an identical stamp, if a layout change is needed a new stamp must be purchased.

*** Puppy chewed stamp? Lost stamp? Toddler put stamp down the garbage disposal? Aliens abducted it? I'll remake an identical stamp for you at a discounted price since part of the cost is layout and proof time and the work is already done. Please convo me for details.

Custom stamp layout proofs are sent for approval before manufacture, please look closely to make sure that the information on it is correct, there is no return on custom items except when there is a manufacturing defect.
Additional policies and FAQs
• PROOFS •

One proof is included with your purchase and I make reasonable changes as necessary to it, sending a new proof when needed (I don't send proofs for minor spelling or punctuation changes). If you would like to see multiple simultaneous font/layout choices laid out side by side, the fee for this (non refundable) is $5 for each proof beyond the first. There is no charge for reasonable changes to your initial proof, however I reserve the right to charge a fee for design changes that go beyond a reasonable limit. Please browse my catalog thoroughly before you choose a design and look to www.dafont.com to choose a free font if you wish and include this information when you order.

The proofs that I send are low resolution for approval purposes only.

• NO FREE SAMPLES •

A proof is sent only with a paid order. Please browse my shop to see the unrivaled quality of my design, and check out my thousands of positive reviews and order with confidence. Should you still require a custom sample proof prior to purchase, please use this listing; https://www.etsy.com/listing/163690760

• Mounted Stamps •

Please note that mounted stamps may vary in mount and handle color and material and will not necessarily be the same color as pictured in some of my listings. I assure you that the mounts we use are top quality and will last for years.

• SHOP NAME? or "Oh my goodness you said Ass!" •

The shop name comes from a game I played with my youngest son for years. We made up our own imaginary small town with stores and characters, and we told each other stories about what is happening in the town as though we were gossiping. We both have a dry and sometimes sardonic sense of humor, and we poke fun at small minded people who like to gossip for real. The stories and characters we came up with were funny and silly and fun. One of my stories was about a low budget film crew that came to town to do a documentary, and I named the company "Asspocket Productions".

I chose that as my Etsy shop name for a number of reasons, one being that I'm not really a fan of cute stuff for the most part, so I wanted something a little off the beaten path. Next, I'm on Etsy to showcase the stamp designs that I really love, rather than to pander to any particular customer base, so the name kinda sounds like an uncompromising artistic venture (also note that like producing anything out of your "ass pocket", I'll never be rich with that attitude) And finally, as unfortunate as it is, there are people who are easily offended. My shop name effectively keeps most of them away from me, so I can lead a peaceful existence and make my stamps, without being called upon to soapbox very often about how we all should just learn to get along.

My youngest son left home and has been living in Australia since he was 16 (his father is there), where he completed high school and worked to save money to travel. He left on a trip to Thailand when he turned 18 in October '08 and he toured Cambodia, Laos, and India until March '09. In 2010 he built a recumbent bicycle which he rode from Brisbane to Melbourne Aug 1- November. He is a brilliant, odd, resourceful and humorous young man and I am very proud of him. I hope to sell enough stamps to travel there to see him someday soon.

I am also immensely proud of my eldest son, he graduated college in 2010 to be a massage therapist, and he is one of the most caring and talented young men I know. He's a remarkable person, nothing gets him down, and he has a drive to succeed that will continue to propel him through life and keep him learning and growing. I'm a proud mama!

Thanks for reading!
Stacey

More information

Last updated on Apr 6, 2016
Frequently asked questions

Custom and personalised orders

All of my stamps can be customized, and I can create completely new designs for you. Please send me a note with your ideas, any images you would like to use, what size you would like it to be, and I'll get back to you with a quote.

Wholesale availability

Wholesale prices are volume dependant, starting at 10 stamps. I am able to make and ship large wholesale orders usually within a week of your paid order. Contact me for details.

Care instructions

Use, Care & Maintenance of your new stamps

♥ When you receive a new stamp, scrub it with soap and warm water, and an old toothbrush to remove any powder and shipping debris from the surface of it.

♥ Stamp on scrap paper, experiment with it, use different inks, different pressure, to find what combination works best for you.

♥ The more you use your stamp the better it will perform, so ink it, use it, and wash it a few times before you get down to your intended project.

♥ The above instructions are what is called "conditioning" your stamp. Another method of conditioning that is safe for your polymer stamps is using a pencil eraser to rub the surface of your stamp to remove any manufacturing residue and rough up the surface.