BeefcakeCraftArcade

Beards - Boners - Butts - Bravado

Maryland, United States · 232 Sales

BeefcakeCraftArcade

Beards - Boners - Butts - Bravado

Maryland, United States 232 Sales On Etsy since 2011

5 out of 5 stars
(61)

Announcement   Thanks for visiting BEEFCAKE CRAFT ARCADE - your source for cheeky testosterone-driven cross stitch and other manly amusements! Take off your pants and stay awhile!

Please note: BEEFCAKE CRAFT ARCADE is not for conservative stitch fans. There's no kitties or kitchy borders. Expect to see lots of beards and boners and butts. A moderately juvenile sense of humor is required for full enjoyment. Just sayin'.

Please visit my profile to find out more about me, and be sure to check out the policies page to find out about payment/shipping info.

Love and boners,
Matthew
BeefcakeCraftArcade.com

Announcement

Thanks for visiting BEEFCAKE CRAFT ARCADE - your source for cheeky testosterone-driven cross stitch and other manly amusements! Take off your pants and stay awhile!

Please note: BEEFCAKE CRAFT ARCADE is not for conservative stitch fans. There's no kitties or kitchy borders. Expect to see lots of beards and boners and butts. A moderately juvenile sense of humor is required for full enjoyment. Just sayin'.

Please visit my profile to find out more about me, and be sure to check out the policies page to find out about payment/shipping info.

Love and boners,
Matthew
BeefcakeCraftArcade.com

Matthew Monthei

Contact shop owner

Matthew Monthei

I Can't Find My Pants framed cross stitch
US$25.00
BUTTS - framed cross stitch
US$35.00
New Age Dick Pic - framed cross stitch
US$50.00
Great Beards - framed cross stitch
US$55.00
BUTT STUFF - framed cross stitch
US$40.00
NEW DIY PATTERN - Fun & Games - cross stitch
US$4.00
BRAND NEW PATTERN - Great Beards - cross stitch
US$4.00
My Beard is Magic cross stitch
US$25.00
Natural Habitat (heather grey edition)
US$35.00
Bless This Horny Home - framed cross stitch
US$45.00
My Beard My Choice - framed cross stitch
US$40.00
Fun & Games - framed cross stitch
US$50.00
My Butt Is Magic - mini framed cross stitch
US$12.00
ASS - framed cross stitch
US$60.00
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Reviews

Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(61)
Kevin Barton

Kevin Barton on May 26, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

It's the best thing ever, ever! Great work and craftsmanship.

Catlore

Catlore on Sep 1, 2015

5 out of 5 stars

It says a naughty word and it has a rooster and I'm making it for my friend and SHE BETTER LIKE IT. Seriously, this is a neat little pattern, and if you don't want the naughty word, substitute your own. I like it!

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Shop policies

Last updated on May 30, 2014
Hi! Thank you for checking out BEEFCAKE CRAFT ARCADE (formerly MANJUNK) on Etsy - your home for testosterone-driven cross stitch and other manly amusements. For far too long needlework has been seen as a girly craft - well, no more, I say!
All cross stitch items are designed and hand stitched by myself. Other items are conceived and constructed by myself as well. Each piece is framed (in a tabletop frame unless otherwise noted) exactly like you see in the photos - the item you see is the item you will receive (unless otherwise noted).
Check out my Etsy profile if you are interested in finding out more about me, and if you have any questions about any of my listed items please email me at BeefcakeCraftArcade [!at] gmail.com

Love and boners,
Matthew
BeefcakeCraftArcade.etsy.com

Accepted payment methods

  • Accepts Etsy gift cards
Payment
BEEFCAKE CRAFT ARCADE currently only accepts payment via PayPal. If you do not have a PayPal account you can still use a credit card...just follow the PayPal link given and choose "pay with credit card".
Shipping
All items have been packaged individually and weighed in order to get shipping estimates. A minimal amount has been added to that price to cover the cost of shipping materials (padded envelopes, bubble-wrap, packing peanuts). Smaller items will be heavily bubble-wrapped for protection and shipped in a padded envelope. Larger items will be bubble-wrapped and buried in a buttload of packing peanuts in a box to ensure it arrives in perfect condition. All shipping boxes are re-used/recycled to keep shipping costs down for the buyer (and myself).
All items are priced for shipment either by First Class Mail (for items under 13oz) and Priority Mail (for items over 13oz) for deliveries in the US. For international buyers, please contact me at BeefcakeCraftArcade [!at] gmail.com BEFORE completing your purchase so I can price it for you - just refer to the item(s) you want to buy so I can reserve those for you.
I will do my best to get them shipped out within 48 hrs of payment.