BludgeonsBest

Bludgeon's Best, Steampunk Devices and Sundries

Kent, Washington | 21 Sales

BludgeonsBest

Bludgeon's Best, Steampunk Devices and Sundries

Kent, Washington 21 Sales On Etsy since 2011

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Announcement   Whether it's the unequaled firepower of a Prezda, Lord, and Pasda Ammunition Zombie Dropper, the powerful magic of Thaumaturgic Arts wands, or the mysterious power behind our new line of masks, the handmade unique art of Bludgeon's Best
is renowned for its quality and beauty.

Please note: Although some of the items for sale here are labeled weapons, they are actually one of a kind handcrafted prototypes intended for decorative or costume use, not for actual field use. Please do not stab anyone with an impaler purchased here--the results are likely to be unsatisfactory.

Announcement

Last updated on Jan 23, 2018

Whether it's the unequaled firepower of a Prezda, Lord, and Pasda Ammunition Zombie Dropper, the powerful magic of Thaumaturgic Arts wands, or the mysterious power behind our new line of masks, the handmade unique art of Bludgeon's Best
is renowned for its quality and beauty.

Please note: Although some of the items for sale here are labeled weapons, they are actually one of a kind handcrafted prototypes intended for decorative or costume use, not for actual field use. Please do not stab anyone with an impaler purchased here--the results are likely to be unsatisfactory.

Ace Combs

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About

As with so many others, Steampunk came to me.

I have always had a love of things Victorian and the drawings and machinery of that era. I saw an article about Steampunk art about 6 years ago and knew I was home. Since then I have been making artwork that (I hope) reflects a sense of humor and a bit of the irony that seems to infuse the Steampunk community.

I created an imagined company, Bludgeon's Best, founded in the Victorian era and still around today in some alternate universe where the un-dead walk and the living fly in airships. In that world, Bludgeon's makes things. They don't always work and sometimes they do with disastrous results. For example, numerous attempts by the Bludgeon heirs to create a steam-powered Aether explorer resulting in almost all of them perishing by various unpleasant circumstances.

When not attempting to escape their planet, they do a brisk trade in steam-powered human organs, including all of the useful ones, excluding the brain and genitalia. Their subsidiary, Prezda, Lord, and Pasda Ammunition Company makes its famous and occasionally effective un-dead solutions available to the public and some gullible national armies.

In our world, I turn and carve wood, machine metal, and add found objects to (re)create Bludgeon's prototypes and the weapons of PL&P. In addition, I (re)create the advertising that Bludgeon's would have done if they had actually existed in our world. These suffer from none of the shortcomings of actual Bludgeon's products since they are not required in our world to actually kill Zombies or explore the Aether.

At least, not yet.

Since it never hurts to be prepared, you may want to pick up a stake or two for your own safety and that of your loved ones. They are made of wood and silver and will work on the un-dead should you come across any of the class and size for which they were designed, and if wielded in the proper manner by the original owner. If they should fail to work, no guarantee is extended to any heirs or litigious shysters who may prevail upon them in their hour of need.

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  • Ace Combs

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    Ace Combs has been an artist since birth and by profession since 1973. Bludgeon's Best and its subsidiary Prezda, Lord, & Pasda Ammunition are manufactured manufacturers, fabricated fabricators, an imagined company for making Steampunk art.

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