BonusPants

Underwear with a Sense of Humor

Portland, Oregon · 2319 Sales

BonusPants

Underwear with a Sense of Humor

Portland, Oregon 2319 Sales On Etsy since 2007

5 out of 5 stars
(461)

Shop owner

Dagny

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Announcement   People may laugh when a man drops his pants... with Bonus Pants, he doesn't have to take it personally. Funny boxers and more, all handcrafted in Portland, Oregon. I can also be found at Portland Saturday Market, most Saturdays & Sundays from March through Christmas Eve!

In the event that you're shopping with Yoga Kitty Studios as well, we exist under the same roof... if you're looking to purchase from both shops, please convo us and we're happy to combine shipping!

Announcement

People may laugh when a man drops his pants... with Bonus Pants, he doesn't have to take it personally. Funny boxers and more, all handcrafted in Portland, Oregon. I can also be found at Portland Saturday Market, most Saturdays & Sundays from March through Christmas Eve!

In the event that you're shopping with Yoga Kitty Studios as well, we exist under the same roof... if you're looking to purchase from both shops, please convo us and we're happy to combine shipping!

Dagny

Contact shop owner

Dagny

UNICORNS cotton boxers
$25.00
PLANETS cotton boxers
$25.00
CATS cotton boxers
$25.00
DONUTS cotton boxers - LIMITED EDITION
$25.00
POTATO cotton boxers
$25.00
PORTLAND OREGON BRIDGES cotton boxers
$25.00
DACHSHUNDS cotton boxers
$25.00
SUSHI cotton boxers
$25.00
CHRISTMAS CANDY CANES cotton boxers
$25.00
MARIJUANA cotton boxers
$25.00
GOLF cotton boxers
$25.00
BACON cotton boxers
$25.00
EIFFEL TOWER cotton boxers
$25.00
SUSHI women's boxers
$25.00
BEER cotton boxers
$25.00
MONEY cotton boxers
$25.00
CRABBYPANTS cotton boxers
$25.00
BANANAS cotton boxers
$25.00
CORN cotton boxers
$25.00
LIGHTNING cotton boxers - THUNDERPANTS
$25.00
FLAMINGO women's boxers
$25.00
BEER cotton boxers - LIMITED EDITION
$25.00
PIGS cotton boxers
$25.00
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Reviews

Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(461)
danielle cunningham

danielle cunningham on Dec 3, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

my sone will love em

danielle cunningham

danielle cunningham on Dec 3, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

my son will love em

danielle cunningham

danielle cunningham on Dec 3, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

my son will love em

haley kincaid

haley kincaid on Nov 25, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

so cute cant wait to give them to him

Perry Chiu

Perry Chiu on Nov 24, 2016

5 out of 5 stars
Perry Chiu

Perry Chiu on Nov 24, 2016

5 out of 5 stars
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About

Birthing Bonus Pants

At an intersection of dark country roads, a multi-vehicle collision occurred in 2004. The Mack truck of Dagny’s sewing skills plowed into the Clown Car of her improvisational training and the Pinto of her discontent with a traditional career path: BONUS PANTS emerged from the twisted & fiery wreckage.

Born and raised in the Portland area, Dagny Haug is pleased and proud to hang her underpants up for all to see. When she’s not sewing, selecting fabrics, writing questionable jokes, or peddling her wares at Portland Saturday Market, the Famous Artist does the dishes, sings alto with PDX Vox, or cleans the catbox – always washing her hands carefully in between.

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  • Dagny

    Owner, Maker, Designer

    My mom started me sewing from a very young age, and it came as no surprise to anybody that I chose to pursue sewing professionally. It gives me a great excuse to live the motto: NEVER say no at the fabric store!

Shop policies

Last updated on November 3, 2016
Welcome to Bonus Pants! We take quality sewing seriously around here, keeping things practical, fun, and always finishing our interior seams. Keep in mind the excruciating care taken in handcrafting every item... even though a lot of my fabric choices are funny (especially in context), I strive for quality, durability, and consistency in all of my products.

Accepted payment methods

  • Pay with Visa
  • Pay with Master Card
  • Pay with American Express
  • Pay with Discover
  • Pay with PayPal
  • Buy with Apple Pay
  • Pay with Sofort
  • Pay with iDeal
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards
  • Money Order
  • Check
Payment
We can do this however you'd like it - PayPal or direct checkout are easiest, but if you prefer to send a check or money order, convo me and we'll work it out. Offers of barter will always be seriously considered.
Shipping
I endeavor to turn orders around pretty quickly - in most cases I ship by USPS First Class (and First Class International), getting them out the door within two business days. You'll get a tracking number upon shipment, so you can watch online as your order gets closer & closer, then all of a sudden you'll find it's in your hands!

If it absolutely positively has to be there overnight, I'm happy to upgrade shipping in a private listing. Convo me and we'll figure out what works best in your situation.

International customers, please be aware that customs/duty/VAT fees may be assessed by your home country upon receipt of the shipment, and those costs are the sole responsibility of the buyer as I have no way of knowing what might be assessed.
Refunds and Exchanges
Due to the cootie factor, I can't in good conscience accept returns on underwear. That said - if you give them as a gift and discover that you've sorely misestimated the size of the recipient, I'll happily exchange them for the proper size, you just cover the shipping charges.

You know there's a story behind this policy: if I ship an order and the package is refused and returned to me unopened, you'll get a refund for the items, minus my listing fees, minus a 25% restocking fee, with no refund on the shipping.
Additional policies and FAQs
If you've got something specific in mind, I love doing custom orders! Convo me with your request, I'll hunt for some appropriate fabric, and we'll find something that speaks to your need. Custom orders typically cost a bit more, but you'll have input throughout the process.