BonusPants

Underwear with a Sense of Humor

Portland, Oregon · 2900 Sales

BonusPants

Underwear with a Sense of Humor

Portland, Oregon 2900 Sales On Etsy since 2007

5 out of 5 stars
(557)

Shop owner

Dagny

Contact

Announcement   People may laugh when a man drops his pants... with Bonus Pants, he doesn't have to take it personally. Funny boxers and more, all handcrafted in Portland, Oregon. I can also be found at Portland Saturday Market, most Saturdays & Sundays from March through Christmas Eve!

In the event that you're shopping with Yoga Kitty Studios as well, we exist under the same roof... if you're looking to purchase from both shops, please convo us and we're happy to combine shipping!

Announcement

People may laugh when a man drops his pants... with Bonus Pants, he doesn't have to take it personally. Funny boxers and more, all handcrafted in Portland, Oregon. I can also be found at Portland Saturday Market, most Saturdays & Sundays from March through Christmas Eve!

In the event that you're shopping with Yoga Kitty Studios as well, we exist under the same roof... if you're looking to purchase from both shops, please convo us and we're happy to combine shipping!

Dagny

Contact shop owner

Dagny

UNICORNS cotton boxers

UNICORNS cotton boxers

$27.00

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DONUTS cotton boxers

DONUTS cotton boxers

$27.00

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CORN cotton boxers

CORN cotton boxers

$27.00

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PLANETS cotton boxers

PLANETS cotton boxers

$27.00

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SUSHI cotton boxers

SUSHI cotton boxers

$27.00

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DACHSHUNDS cotton boxers

DACHSHUNDS cotton boxers

$27.00

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PIZZA cotton boxers

PIZZA cotton boxers

$27.00

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POTATO cotton boxers

POTATO cotton boxers

$27.00

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GOTHIC cotton boxers

GOTHIC cotton boxers

$27.00

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CRABBYPANTS cotton boxers

CRABBYPANTS cotton boxers

$27.00

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EIFFEL TOWER cotton boxers

EIFFEL TOWER cotton boxers

$25.00

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BANANAS cotton boxers

BANANAS cotton boxers

$27.00

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CUPCAKES women's boxers

CUPCAKES women's boxers

$27.00

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FLAMINGO women's boxers

FLAMINGO women's boxers

$27.00

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Baby BACON cotton boxers

Baby BACON cotton boxers

$18.00

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PICKLES cotton boxers

PICKLES cotton boxers

$27.00

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MUSTACHES cotton boxers - LIMITED EDITION

MUSTACHES cotton boxers - LIMITED EDITION

$27.00

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SUSHI women's boxers

SUSHI women's boxers

$27.00

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BOOKS cotton boxers (SMARTYPANTS)

BOOKS cotton boxers (SMARTYPANTS)

$27.00

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CATS cotton boxers

CATS cotton boxers

$27.00

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BACON cotton boxers

BACON cotton boxers

$27.00

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CHRISTMAS CANDY CANES cotton boxers

CHRISTMAS CANDY CANES cotton boxers

$27.00

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MARIJUANA cotton boxers - on BLACK

MARIJUANA cotton boxers - on BLACK

$27.00

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Reviews

Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(557)
Margaret

Margaret on Feb 20, 2018

5 out of 5 stars

perfect. quick shipping. thanks again!

Margaret

Margaret on Feb 20, 2018

5 out of 5 stars

WOW. love it. Thanks again!!

Gaby  Borgböhmer

Gaby Borgböhmer on Feb 14, 2018

5 out of 5 stars

Alles in ordnung passt gute Qualität

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About

Birthing Bonus Pants

At an intersection of dark country roads, a multi-vehicle collision occurred in 2004. The Mack truck of Dagny’s sewing skills plowed into the Clown Car of her improvisational training and the Pinto of her discontent with a traditional career path: BONUS PANTS emerged from the twisted & fiery wreckage.

Born and raised in the Portland area, Dagny Haug is pleased and proud to hang her underpants up for all to see. When she’s not sewing, selecting fabrics, writing questionable jokes, or peddling her wares at Portland Saturday Market, the Famous Artist does the dishes, sings alto with PDX Vox, or cleans the catbox – always washing her hands carefully in between.

Shop members

  • Dagny

    Owner, Maker, Designer

    My mom started me sewing from a very young age, and it came as no surprise to anybody that I chose to pursue sewing professionally. It gives me a great excuse to live the motto: NEVER say no at the fabric store!

Shop policies

Last updated on November 3, 2016
Welcome to Bonus Pants! We take quality sewing seriously around here, keeping things practical, fun, and always finishing our interior seams. Keep in mind the excruciating care taken in handcrafting every item... even though a lot of my fabric choices are funny (especially in context), I strive for quality, durability, and consistency in all of my products.

Accepted payment methods

  • Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
  • Money Order
  • Check
Returns and exchanges
Due to the cootie factor, I can't in good conscience accept returns on underwear. That said - if you give them as a gift and discover that you've sorely misestimated the size of the recipient, I'll happily exchange them for the proper size, you just cover the shipping charges.

You know there's a story behind this policy: if I ship an order and the package is refused and returned to me unopened, you'll get a refund for the items, minus my listing fees, minus a 25% restocking fee, with no refund on the shipping.
Payment
We can do this however you'd like it - PayPal or direct checkout are easiest, but if you prefer to send a check or money order, convo me and we'll work it out. Offers of barter will always be seriously considered.
Shipping
I endeavor to turn orders around pretty quickly - in most cases I ship by USPS First Class (and First Class International), getting them out the door within two business days. You'll get a tracking number upon shipment, so you can watch online as your order gets closer & closer, then all of a sudden you'll find it's in your hands!

If it absolutely positively has to be there overnight, I'm happy to upgrade shipping in a private listing. Convo me and we'll figure out what works best in your situation.

International customers, please be aware that customs/duty/VAT fees may be assessed by your home country upon receipt of the shipment, and those costs are the sole responsibility of the buyer as I have no way of knowing what might be assessed.
Additional policies and FAQs
If you've got something specific in mind, I love doing custom orders! Convo me with your request, I'll hunt for some appropriate fabric, and we'll find something that speaks to your need. Custom orders typically cost a bit more, but you'll have input throughout the process.