BonusPants

Underwear with a Sense of Humor

Portland, Oregon 3484 Sales On Etsy since 2007

5 out of 5 stars (618)

BonusPants

Underwear with a Sense of Humor

Portland, Oregon | 3484 Sales

5 out of 5 stars (618)

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Featured items

  • SUSHI cotton boxers

    $27.00

  • PLANETS cotton boxers

    $27.00

  • UNICORNS cotton boxers

    $27.00

  • MARIJUANA II cotton boxers

    $27.00

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    Dagny

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    Dagny

    Announcement    People may laugh when a man drops his pants... with Bonus Pants, he doesn't have to take it personally. Funny boxers and more, all handcrafted in Portland, Oregon. I can also be found at Portland Saturday Market, most Saturdays & Sundays from March through Christmas Eve!

    In the event that you're shopping with Yoga Kitty Studios as well, we exist under the same roof... if you're looking to purchase from both shops, please convo us and we're happy to combine shipping!

    Announcement

    People may laugh when a man drops his pants... with Bonus Pants, he doesn't have to take it personally. Funny boxers and more, all handcrafted in Portland, Oregon. I can also be found at Portland Saturday Market, most Saturdays & Sundays from March through Christmas Eve!

    In the event that you're shopping with Yoga Kitty Studios as well, we exist under the same roof... if you're looking to purchase from both shops, please convo us and we're happy to combine shipping!

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    About BonusPants

    Sales 3,484
    On Etsy since 2007
    • Who knew I'd be able to teach my husband how to cut & sew? He certainly has innate talents for cutting the cheese...

    Birthing Bonus Pants

    At an intersection of dark country roads, a multi-vehicle collision occurred in 2004. The Mack truck of Dagny’s sewing skills plowed into the Clown Car of her improvisational training and the Pinto of her discontent with a traditional career path: BONUS PANTS emerged from the twisted & fiery wreckage.

    Born and raised in the Portland area, Dagny Haug is pleased and proud to hang her underpants up for all to see. When she’s not sewing, selecting fabrics, writing questionable jokes, or peddling her wares at Portland Saturday Market, the Famous Artist does the dishes, sings alto with PDX Vox, or cleans the catbox – always washing her hands carefully in between.

    Shop members

    • Dagny

      Owner, Maker, Designer

      My mom started me sewing from a very young age, and it came as no surprise to anybody that I chose to pursue sewing professionally. It gives me a great excuse to live the motto: NEVER say no at the fabric store!

    • Mac

      CFO & Husband

      Mac has been a supportive member of the team since the beginning, since he never has to shop for underpants - they just magically appear. I taught him to cut & sew, and though he hates to admit it, that means he's had his hands in your pants too.

    • Patrick

      Iron Man

      I've known Patrick since college, and for some reason he has volunteered to come to my house after work almost every Wednesday and iron fabric for me. It's our opportunity to catch up, jibber jabber, and have the very stupidest of conversations.

    • Yowler Kitty

      Fabric Assistant

      I'm the cat! I think I'm helping, but I'm not! It's what I do best! Look at me, I'm cute!

    Shop policies

    Last updated on November 3, 2016
    Welcome to Bonus Pants! We take quality sewing seriously around here, keeping things practical, fun, and always finishing our interior seams. Keep in mind the excruciating care taken in handcrafting every item... even though a lot of my fabric choices are funny (especially in context), I strive for quality, durability, and consistency in all of my products.

    Accepted payment methods

    Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
    • Money Order
    • Check
    Returns and exchanges
    Due to the cootie factor, I can't in good conscience accept returns on underwear. That said - if you give them as a gift and discover that you've sorely misestimated the size of the recipient, I'll happily exchange them for the proper size, you just cover the shipping charges.

    You know there's a story behind this policy: if I ship an order and the package is refused and returned to me unopened, you'll get a refund for the items, minus my listing fees, minus a 25% restocking fee, with no refund on the shipping.
    Payment
    We can do this however you'd like it - PayPal or direct checkout are easiest, but if you prefer to send a check or money order, convo me and we'll work it out. Offers of barter will always be seriously considered.
    Shipping
    I endeavor to turn orders around pretty quickly - in most cases I ship by USPS First Class (and First Class International), getting them out the door within two business days. You'll get a tracking number upon shipment, so you can watch online as your order gets closer & closer, then all of a sudden you'll find it's in your hands!

    If it absolutely positively has to be there overnight, I'm happy to upgrade shipping in a private listing. Convo me and we'll figure out what works best in your situation.

    International customers, please be aware that customs/duty/VAT fees may be assessed by your home country upon receipt of the shipment, and those costs are the sole responsibility of the buyer as I have no way of knowing what might be assessed.
    Additional policies and FAQs
    If you've got something specific in mind, I love doing custom orders! Convo me with your request, I'll hunt for some appropriate fabric, and we'll find something that speaks to your need. Custom orders typically cost a bit more, but you'll have input throughout the process.