Cardhubgroup

Q: Are your cards blank inside?

All cards are blank inside for you to write your own personal message

Q: Where are you located?

We are based in Melbourne, Australia All of our cards are hand made with love, locally

Q: Can I pick up my card?

We are not offering in-person pick up at this time. All orders are posted VIA Australia Post

Q: How long does shipping take?

Shipping times are dependent on location and shipping method selected. It is always recommended to order as early as possible to avoid unexpected delays!

Q: Do you offer wholesale?

Yes! If you’re interested in carrying our cards, send us a DM for our latest catalog!

Melbourne, Australia

2.2k
 Sales

5.0 (432)

4 years
on Etsy

5.0 (432)

2.2k
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4 years
on Etsy

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2.2k
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5.0 (432)

4 years
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5.0 (432)

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Funny Father's Day Card for Dad: Today wouldn't be shit without me

NZ$11.61

I'll Unload Your Sack | Funny | Christmas | Greeting Card

NZ$11.61

Thank You For Making Me Moist | Husband | Boyfriend | Funny Birthday Greeting Card

NZ$11.61

Funny Birthday Card | Getting Old Humour: Another Ball Bag Wrinkle

NZ$11.61

Funny Birthday Card | New Balance Dad Shoes Humor: Almost time for these bad boys

NZ$11.61

HAWK TUAH | Spit On That Thang | Funny | Anniversary | Valentines Day | Love | Greeting Card

NZ$11.61

Funny Mother's Day Card | Friend & Therapist

NZ$11.61

Thanks For Not Swallowing Me | Funny Cards | Mother's Day | Greeting Card

NZ$11.61

In Case Of Emergency | Funny Cards | Mother's Day | Greeting Card

NZ$11.61

Muuuum | Funny Cards | Mother's Day | Greeting Card

NZ$11.61

You Were Right About Everything | Funny Cards | Mother's Day | Greeting Card

NZ$11.61

Thanks For Wiping My Bum | Funny Cards | Mother's Day | Greeting Card

NZ$11.61

Give Me A Good Stuffing | Funny | Christmas | Greeting Card

NZ$11.61

Ho F#cking Ho | Funny | Christmas | Greeting Card

NZ$11.61

Seasons Greetings | Funny | Christmas | Greeting Card

NZ$11.61

All I Want For Christmas Is You Naked | Funny | Christmas | Greeting Card

NZ$11.61

Well Hung | Funny | Christmas | Greeting Card

NZ$11.61

Still A Wanker | Funny | Christmas | Greeting Card

NZ$11.61

Let’s Get Naughty | Funny | Christmas | Greeting Card

NZ$11.61

Jingle My Bells | Funny | Christmas | Greeting Card

NZ$11.61

He Knows When You’ve Been Wanking | Funny | Christmas | Greeting Card

NZ$11.61

Jingle Balls | Funny | Christmas | Greeting Card

NZ$11.61

Funny Sibling Christmas Card | A shit Christmas card

NZ$11.61

The Season For This Shit Again | Funny | Christmas | Greeting Card

NZ$11.61

A Cracking Christmas | Funny | Christmas | Greeting Card

NZ$11.61

When I Think About You I Touch My Elf | Funny | Christmas | Greeting Card

NZ$11.61

I Wish it Was My Arse You Were Stuffing | Funny | Christmas | Greeting Card

NZ$11.61

Funny Christmas Card | Just Another Shitty Card

NZ$11.61

Merry Christmas Asshole | Funny | Christmas | Greeting Card

NZ$11.61

Let Me Slide Down Your Pole | Funny | Christmas | Greeting Card

NZ$11.61

Dirty Anniversary Card | Funny, Cheeky Love Card For Boyfriend Husband: Bend Me Over

NZ$11.61

Funny Anniversary Card | My Bum Would Be Lonely

NZ$11.61

You Are The Sausage Sizzle To My Bunnings | Funny | Anniversary | Valentines Day | Love | Greeting Card

NZ$11.61

Your Yearly Reminder | Funny | Anniversary | Valentines Day | Love | Greeting Card

NZ$11.61

Dirty Anniversary Card | Love Card for couples: Sit On My Face

NZ$11.61

Your Yearly Reminder | Funny | Anniversary | Valentines Day | Love | Greeting Card

NZ$11.61

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Last updated on 21 Aug, 2026

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Card Hub Group Melbourne, Australia

Reviews

5.0 (432)

Average item review

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.

Etsy buyer on 07 Jul, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Funny card for hubbys 50th birthday

When You Shit | Funny | Birthday Greeting Card

When You Shit | Funny | Birthday Greeting Card
George on 18 Jun, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Good quality and fast delivery

You Fabulous Asshole | Funny Birthday Cards

You Fabulous Asshole | Funny Birthday Cards
rebecca on 04 May, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Was as described, good quality. Thankyou!

Favourite Wife/Husband So Far | Funny | Anniversary | Valentines Day | Love | Greeting Card

Favourite Wife/Husband So Far | Funny | Anniversary | Valentines Day | Love | Greeting Card
Etsy buyer on 01 May, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

great card, excellent quality, delivery was super quick

The Best Decision You Ever Made | Funny | Anniversary | Love | Greeting Card

The Best Decision You Ever Made | Funny | Anniversary | Love | Greeting Card
Alanna on 15 Feb, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Fun and naughty card. Great quality.

Almost As Much As I Fucking Love You | Funny | Anniversary | Valentines Day | Love | Greeting Card

Almost As Much As I Fucking Love You | Funny | Anniversary | Valentines Day | Love | Greeting Card
Dimity on 12 Feb, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Gorgeous card thankyou. Have a great weekend

I Know You Like A Challenge | Funny | Anniversary | Valentines Day | Love | Greeting Card

I Know You Like A Challenge | Funny | Anniversary | Valentines Day | Love | Greeting Card
Daniel on 29 Jan, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Great, great, great , great and grea

Give And Take | Funny | Engagement | Wedding | Greeting Card

Give And Take | Funny | Engagement | Wedding | Greeting Card
Isabel on 17 Jan, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Great card! Really good quality

When You Used To Hold Your Farts In | Funny | Anniversary | Valentines Day | Love | Greeting Card

When You Used To Hold Your Farts In | Funny | Anniversary | Valentines Day | Love | Greeting Card
Louise on 07 Jan, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Card is great. Thank you.

The Best Decision You Ever Made | Funny | Anniversary | Love | Greeting Card

The Best Decision You Ever Made | Funny | Anniversary | Love | Greeting Card
Erin on 20 Dec, 2025

5 out of 5 stars

Card is exactly as described. Great design! Delivered quickly.

The Best Decision You Ever Made | Funny | Anniversary | Love | Greeting Card

The Best Decision You Ever Made | Funny | Anniversary | Love | Greeting Card

About Cardhubgroup

Putting the inappropriate in appropriate occasions

Sales 2,211

On Etsy since 2021

Putting the inappropriate in appropriate occasions

Designed in Australia • Printed with love

Card hub is my alter ego - the old lady at the back of the pub, swearing at everything and everyone 👵🏼

A few years ago I realised that I was sick of buying generic cards that didn’t reflect my personality or the person I was gifting them to - so I decided to start making my own.

I design and create rude, funny and sometimes ill-mannered cards to stand out from the ordinary. For all holidays and occasions, including the less acknowledged life events like divorces 🤭

Basically, if a card can say something you probably shouldn’t say out loud, I want to make it.

My goal is to make the recipient smile, smirk, giggle or even pee a little.

Because life’s too short for boring cards <3

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Last updated on 17 Dec, 2025

Frequently asked questions

Are your cards blank inside?

All cards are blank inside for you to write your own personal message

Where are you located?

We are based in Melbourne, Australia

All of our cards are hand made with love, locally

Can I pick up my card?

We are not offering in-person pick up at this time.

All orders are posted VIA Australia Post

How long does shipping take?

Shipping times are dependent on location and shipping method selected.

It is always recommended to order as early as possible to avoid unexpected delays!

Do you offer wholesale?

Yes! If you’re interested in carrying our cards, send us a DM for our latest catalog!

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