Anonymous on Feb 5, 2013
Great item, solid...much more dense and smoother than wood, with a nice impact. Thanks for a choice in color! I think Corian is a fine replacement for wood and even better than Lexan. Thank You!
Anonymous on Sep 10, 2012
AMAZING Paddle! Best one in my growing collection of paddle 'paperweights'. :) I'm 110% Satisfied! Incredible craftsmanship and made from the highest quality wood. The item is exactly as described and the picture is completely accurate! This is the coolest, cutest, one-of-a-kind HK paddle I've ever seen; my misses loves HK. n nThe seller (Abe), who custom makes the paddles, unfortunately was in the path of Hurricane Isaac right as I purchased it. Despite sustaining flood damage to his garage, he updated me each step of the way, and still managed to ship the paddle promptly. Not only that, he even sent along a FREE second paddle - I'm assuming for the very slight, and completely understandable delay in shipping. It was wholly unnecessary, as I had told him I was not in a rush. n nSo, when my misses feels the need to add to our paddle 'paperweight' collection, Abe/Carnephex is most definitely the first place I'm coming to! n nThanks so much, Abe! n np.s. attached appreciation pic of both paddles alongside ruler to show dimensions. It come out fuzzy, but believe me, both paddles are just as described.
Can't find something you like, make it yourself.
I started this on a lark because my kinked friends couldn't get what they were wanting from the other supplies of things to beat their loved ones with.
So I started making the things they wanted, taking notes, redoing designs, product testing and lots of revisions later, here we are.
I try to dovetail this into my daily life, so there are some hiccups and unforeseen delays, but it'll happen well enough.
You have a question or custom order, let me know.
Me and the Miss
Owner, Maker, Designer
Me and the other half last Christmas. For that holiday we ended up with the gift of cancer. And now we're fighting it as hard as we can.
Welcome to my humble shop of implements that function very well as paperweights and Ping Pong Paddles.
If you are looking at the various items I have, there are others waiting to be born in my humble shop. You merely have to contact me to discuss details and design, and a custom posting will be made for you.
Accepted payment methods
- Accepts Etsy gift cards
- Money Order
- Other Method
Google Checkout Email Invoices are also accepted, until Direct Checkout is available to my shop.
PayPal is not used, trusted or accepted.
The prices range from $6.10[Small Box]-$6.05[Padded Envelope] to $16.10 for the largest paddles in a Large box.
For shipping overseas, please contact me for updated pricing.
Shipping will be done within 2 business days after payment.
Shipping may be delayed due to unforeseen medical emergencies, hurricanes, tornadoes, rabies, Zombies, my mother-in-law, etc. In the even of said issue, you will be contacted with an explanation.
All packages are shipped in plain cardboard USPS boxes and wrapped in plain newsprint. "Do Not Bend" and "Fragile" will be marked prominently on the exterior of the package.
Refunds and Exchanges
If you have ordered an item with custom wording, there is no cancellation. If you have ordered an item that is a stock selection, you have up to the time of shipping to cancel, which is typically 48 hours from time of receipt.
If the item was damaged in transit, please include photographic proof for a duplicate item to be manufactured and shipped to you at no charge.
Additional policies and FAQs
If purchasing a wood product, a poly coat will be added at your request at no charge.
Wood items are shipped waxed and polished, but not poly coated.
Lettering is available to a point, barring dimensions of the item.
Questions, feel free to contact me.