CarrieThunderwood

Funk Blocker Derby Pad Deodorizers

Fort Mill, South Carolina · 32 Sales

CarrieThunderwood

Funk Blocker Derby Pad Deodorizers

Fort Mill, South Carolina 32 Sales On Etsy since 2011

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Announcement   Roller Derby Girls work hard and play even harder. That also means sweat- A LOT OF IT! If you've ever stood beside your favorite roller girl you have no doubt smelled a funk that Oscar the Grouch would die for!

As a Roller Girl myself, I have tried countless ways to keep my pads and skates smelling fresh after a long and hard-hitting practice. While a good washing would take away most of the grime and stench, as soon as the first practice was over the smell returned. I had to find a way to chase that funk away!

After scouring the internet, perusing skating and roller derby forums, and trying out various products - I created Funk Blockers using a mixture of silica dessicant and optional pleasing scents in reusable fabric pouches to absorb moisture and odor. Insert into all your pads and skates and let them get to work blocking your funk!

Start using Funk Blockers today! They start working immediately and within days that pad funk will be a thing of the past. Don't be known as THE derby girl with the stinky pads!

Each set comes with eight (8) Funk Blocker pouches (2 for wrist guards, 2 for elbow pads, 2 for knee pads, and 2 for inside your skates) and instructions to keep your Funk Blockers working like a charm.

Announcement

Roller Derby Girls work hard and play even harder. That also means sweat- A LOT OF IT! If you've ever stood beside your favorite roller girl you have no doubt smelled a funk that Oscar the Grouch would die for!

As a Roller Girl myself, I have tried countless ways to keep my pads and skates smelling fresh after a long and hard-hitting practice. While a good washing would take away most of the grime and stench, as soon as the first practice was over the smell returned. I had to find a way to chase that funk away!

After scouring the internet, perusing skating and roller derby forums, and trying out various products - I created Funk Blockers using a mixture of silica dessicant and optional pleasing scents in reusable fabric pouches to absorb moisture and odor. Insert into all your pads and skates and let them get to work blocking your funk!

Start using Funk Blockers today! They start working immediately and within days that pad funk will be a thing of the past. Don't be known as THE derby girl with the stinky pads!

Each set comes with eight (8) Funk Blocker pouches (2 for wrist guards, 2 for elbow pads, 2 for knee pads, and 2 for inside your skates) and instructions to keep your Funk Blockers working like a charm.

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Last updated on January 3, 2012
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WITHIN THE UNITED STATES

All items will be shipped by USPS First Class mail for $5. If you would prefer USPS Priority Mail, the price is $8 . If you would rather use UPS or FedEx, let me know and I will calculate the shipping costs.

OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES

All items will be shipped by USPS First Class International mail for $14. If you would rather use UPS or FedEx, let me know and I will calculate the shipping costs.

If you choose an alternate shipping method, I will adjust the invoice for you to reflect the cost. Thanks!

SHIPPING TERMS

All in stock items will be shipped within 2 business days following receiving payment. Custom orders will take an additional 2-3 days to allow for manufacturing time. I will contact you when your item has shipped.

Please allow 5-7 days in the US or 7-14 days international using USPS First Class Shipping to receive your item.

INSURANCE AND CONFIRMATIONS

Insurance is available for an additional $1.75.
Delivery Confirmation and Tracking is included in the shipping costs within the United States. Unfortunately, I can not track International orders but I will provide you with the Customs # to confirm that shipment was made.
Refunds and Exchanges
I will gladly issue a full refund (minus shipping costs) or exchange within 30 days if you are not satisfied with your purchase.
Additional policies and FAQs
Don't see a fabric that you like? Want your Funk Blockers in your team colors? Have to have Pink Flamigos? Let me know and I will do what I can to make your dreams come true!