CrassAndCrudeGifts
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If you’re looking for lame novelty gifts for boring people, forget about it. Searching for candles & Gifts that are a major kick in the pants? Welcome to our world. Step right in. All of our gifts are made with 100% sarcasm, piss poor wit, total badassery and lots of crass. They make amazing smelling (honestly) gag gifts, spunky decor, funny gifts and are the perfect stocking stuffer, bridal shower gifts and more.
Have the perfect saying or scent you want to create ? Contact us and we will be happy to work with you on a custom order !
Announcement
Free Shipping when you spend $35 or more!
If you’re looking for lame novelty gifts for boring people, forget about it. Searching for candles & Gifts that are a major kick in the pants? Welcome to our world. Step right in. All of our gifts are made with 100% sarcasm, piss poor wit, total badassery and lots of crass. They make amazing smelling (honestly) gag gifts, spunky decor, funny gifts and are the perfect stocking stuffer, bridal shower gifts and more.
Have the perfect saying or scent you want to create ? Contact us and we will be happy to work with you on a custom order !
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Jeremy on Dec 7, 2020
5 out of 5 starsnice and big and flows nicely in the wind. keep spreading love ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤
About CrassAndCrudeGifts
Crude, Bad-Ass & Funny Soy Candles For The Uncouth
If you’re looking for lame novelty gifts for boring people, forget about it. Searching for candles that are a major kick in the pants? Welcome to our world. Step right in !
Crass and Crude Soy Candles and Gifts exists to put and end to the vapid pleasantries that have existed for decades in the gift giving game. We’re bringing the most epic products made with all of the fresh smelling funk we can fit into a jar and that funk is oh so lovely.
Want to know what to expect from Crass and Crude Gifts? Well, buckle up hombre - because we’re going on this ride together.
Check out these words: Homemade. Hand-poured. High quality. Craftsmanship. Meticulous. Crass and Crude Gifts are all those things and more.
As a matter of fact, our products are some of the most aromatically pleasant products on the planet earth. Imagine that? Because it’s true - it’s damn true.
So step right up, because these candles and bad-ass gifts are unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Hilarious conversation starters that are actually high quality products.
Whether you are looking for the perfect gag gift, bridal shower gifts, groomsman gifts, or simply like to make one helluva statement with your gift giving or decor, we have everything you need !
Our candles make great basket stuffers. Add things like handcuffs, leather whips, a bottle of Jim Beam or anything your twisted personality desires.
We’re crass. We’re crude. But it’s never rude - to give a gift this good.
Welcome to Crass and Crude Gifts.
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Brian
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A Print Shop
China
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I gladly accept returns
I don't accept exchanges or cancellations
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
I accept returns I do not accept returns
I accept exchanges I do not accept exchanges
I accept cancellations I do not accept cancellations
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for: