Just scan the shirt. Trust us.
We're a married duo who mask through meetings, spiral before bed, and hyperfocus on things we probably shouldn't — and we've started making shirts about it.
Some days we're Fen — masking so hard our feathers are sweating. Some days we're Hutch — running worst-case scenarios on repeat. Roux days? We had a plan, it was a great plan, and anyway here's a different one. Miu days: the world has terrible textures and we'd like it to stop. Virginia days, we just can't.
If any of that sounds familiar to you, Critter Patch Collective is making apparel for you.
Every design features a character plus a QR code that links to a fresh cute animal video each month — because sometimes 30 seconds of a cute bunny video is exactly what we need.
Pebble draws the critters and has an unreasonable number of bird facts they will share unprompted. Fen keeps the books balanced and the cat fed — though the cat remains ungrateful and frankly kind of rude about it. When we're not building CPC, we're probably watching cute videos, arguing over board game strategy, or losing an evening to a game we swore we'd only play for an hour.
Neurodivergent-founded. Seasonal releases. Soft gear for a noisy world.
Fun Facts:
Our cat has never said thank you. Not once. • Pebble can and will tell you the airspeed of a European starling. • We have never once played 'just one more round' despite our best intentions.