Funny Greeting Cards For All Occasions

Vancouver, Canada
5,935 Sales | 5 out of 5 stars

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About CrudeCat

Sales 5,935
On Etsy since 2016

Get to know us!

We are Crude Cat Cards and we create and sell unexpected adult humour prank cards. We've got cards from pop up dicks in your face to foul smelling fart cards.

How did we get started? Well... Nikki makes fancy handmade, detailed cards as a hobby and we joked that people probably rather buy dick-themed greeting cards instead of fancy handmade cards. One thing led to another and we ended up designing a few adult themed greeting cards and put them up on Etsy. We got our first sale a month later and found a few online stores that were interested in working with us. Since then, we have expanded our card collection from dick jokes to literally pop up dick cards, middle finger cards, and foul smelling fart cards.

Shop members

  • Cedar Max


    The inspiration for the shop. Always cute but his language is a little bit on the crude side.

  • Nikki


  • Mitch


Production partners

  • Printful

    Chatsworth, CA

    A fulfillment, warehousing, and shipping service for small online retailers.

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Last updated on Feb 5, 2020
Frequently asked questions
Shipping and Delivery

All our greeting cards ship via Canada Post Letter Mail with no tracking.

*Canadian Orders are estimated to be delivered in 2-6 BUSINESS DAYS (but can take longer)

*USA Orders are estimated to be delivered in 5-10 BUSINESS DAYS (but can take longer)

Business days are considered Monday to Friday; not including holidays.

Processing time does not include shipping time.

Order will not be refunded if your holiday or event date is missed.

Shipping Address

Please ensure the address provided on the invoice is correct. We are not responsible for items lost due to an incorrect or incomplete address. If you need to change your shipping address after the order is placed, please message me as soon as possible to ensure the card is sent to the correct address.


All cards are shipped via Canada Post Letter Mail and do not include tracking.

If tracking is required; upgrading shipping is available in the checkout.

Sizing details

Our cards are size A2 (4.25" x 5.5") and come with a white envelope.