DISSEASE

Brighton, United Kingdom

10
Sales
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (4)
8 years
on Etsy
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (4)
10
sales
8 years
on Etsy
10
Sales
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (4)
8 years
on Etsy
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (4)
10
sales
8 years
on Etsy

DISSEASE is taking a short break

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Will be back up & running asap!!
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Note from shop owner

Last updated on 16 Dec, 2025

🌟 CURRENTLY UPDATING STOCK 🌟
Will be back up & running asap!!
💀 💛

DISSEASE

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Reviews

5.0 (4)
Average item review
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.

  • Etsy buyer on 15 Nov, 2021

    5 out of 5 stars

    We absolutely love this. It’s so well made and very funny. We got it because it reminded us of my late father. He was the nicest man to walk this earth. So kind. Once, on our way to a Christmas market he got in an uncharacteristic bad mood with all the drivers cutting him up x he said this exact phrase and we all burst out laughing at him. Now this wreath gives us a smile every time we walk into the kitchen. Thank you 💜

  • Claudia on 06 Jul, 2021

    5 out of 5 stars

    Living in a small space I needed all the prints to match my colour scheme and Lauren was able to help me out super quickly with no fuss, or extra charge! I love each of the prints and the muted background I chose. Now they’re all framed they look perfect on my boat and couldn’t be happier. The cute personalised packaging made it feel like I was opening a present 💛

  • Etsy buyer on 28 Jul, 2020

    5 out of 5 stars

    Got to love a Hi 5! Amazing customer service from Lauren. Both prints I ordered were despatched straight away and arrived next day! Thank you! Look forward to ordering from you again :) xx

  • Etsy buyer on 28 Jul, 2020

    5 out of 5 stars

    Love King Steve l! Amazing customer service, both prints I ordered arrived next day. Look forward to ordering from Lauren at Dissease again :) xx

About DISSEASE

D I S S E A S E

Sales 10
On Etsy since 2017

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D I S S E A S E

Creating artwork & accessories which challenge societies perception on taboo subjects. Lets normalise the awkward. Hand woven, hand printed, up-cycled, handmade.

Shop members

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    Lauren

    Owner

Shop policies

Last updated on 21 Jul, 2020

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