
Announcement
Repayment in effect. There are a couple stragglers out there still, so if you find this later,
Please send me your PayPal so that I can refund you. More details-
Etsy orders: if you are messaging from the same account that you placed the order, I will be able to see said order and calculate (observe the amount owed) your refund from there. Cool beans!
Shopify orders: I have all of the emails for orders from Shopify, so I can look you up by order number and/or name. I've repaid Shopify to access the back end since shipping costs didn't show up in the emails.
No PayPal? let me know what else you use and I will set up an account on that program to refund you, however I would largely prefer to just stick to PayPal where possible.
I owe a great apology to all of you - for a lot of things "I'm sorry" does not wholly encompass: you can read this on twitter here, https://twitter.com/DamnAverage/status/1652029723948507138 or in plain text on Shopify: https://damnaverage.myshopify.com/
DA is effectively "done." Most of the remaining models were sold, and I have taken the last five in to reconfigure - you can find me on twitter as @excelddesigns. May hang around as DA on twitter for a bit, but moving forward is the idea. I will be around to be contacted for refunding!
Stay well.
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Merry on Apr 24, 2020
5 out of 5 starsA little bit of fun! The marbling is absolutely gorgeous, quality product.
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Kritz on Apr 11, 2020
5 out of 5 starsI am very happy with the quality and look of this fella :3 I was worried it was going to be too floppy but it's a perfect firmness. As the seller mentions there's a bit of a wait but they clearly communicated that and kept in touch :) I also loved the friggin awesome surprise squishy that was they slipped in, luv it!
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pog on Apr 8, 2020
1 out of 5 starsWorst experience I have ever had on Etsy. The seller was extremely curt (bordering on rude) with responses and they never shipped the item or offered a refund. If something isn’t going to be shipped for over a month and the customer complains it’s a good idea to let them know and offer a refund. Or for starters just inform the person the item is not going to ship for an extended period and again ask if they want a refund.
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Aeli on Mar 20, 2020
5 out of 5 starsA Pegasus once visited me in my dreams. He tried to enter via the window, but this ended in mishap as he is a giant horse bird and did not quite fit. Instead, he collided with the frame, his horn snapped off and he flew away in shock. I picked up the forgotten horn and held its luminous beauty in my fingers, my eyes burning from the intensity. Then the horn began to glow before ascending and smacking itself firmly to the middle of my forehead. My hands became hooves, my shoulders sprouted wings, and my body began to rise- I woke to find there was no horn, but rather this perfect Somnhas. It's glittery flawless surface barely containing all the pleasures it had to share. In all honesty it put poor Pegasus' horn to shame. (Warning: Attaching toy to head does not turn one into Pegasus, don't jump from window in flight attempt.)
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Kalli on Mar 19, 2020
5 out of 5 starsBest purchase I've made in a long time. It's even prettier in person, the pour is gorgeous. It also arrived just in time for my area's covid-19 quarantine. Social distancing is much more tolerable when you have something as satisfying as this to keep you company. I'll definitely be back for more in the future. Thanks Sheep!
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Finder on Mar 16, 2020
5 out of 5 starsWow! Such an amazing toy!!! It’s absolutely stunning, and the squish is wonderful. It was packaged very well, and arrived quickly. The shape itself offers a wonderful experience. Very happy.
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sleepypup on Feb 27, 2020
5 out of 5 starsThe devil is one of my new favorite squishies. All of the little monster heads have so many cool details and are so fun to fidget with. This red/black/blue color combo is bright but sinister and the shimmery candy red color is super sexy.
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sleepypup on Feb 27, 2020
5 out of 5 starsCitrus skull is so lovely. Looks like a mango. The orangey pink is very shimmery and captivating. I love the size and shape for a stress ball. Small enough for a palm squish but big enough to keep your hands busy. Included in my order was a shimmery purple little snowman squishy and an organza storage bag! Thanks so much DA!
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Custard on Feb 26, 2020
5 out of 5 starsupdating my review since it's finally here! It's been over a month and even though I wasn't given updates I understand the situation (through what I've read anyway), so it's not an issue. I'm *so* happy to finally have this toy though! I knew that I needed it as soon as I saw it's listing and now that it's finally in my hands i am so :D The pretty bag it came in and the two little squishes were also wonderful surprises. I'm in love,, I do hope things get better for Sheep soon! Perhaps I'll be back sometime.
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Claire on Feb 15, 2020
5 out of 5 starsAmazing color pour, shimmer is even more beautiful in person! Great size, great girth, great toy!
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Frequently asked questions
Is DA coming back?
No. While I personally miss casting, too many changes need to be made to my environment and my life. If I owe you things, please contact me so that I can refund you.
What is happening to the stock?
Some folks got most of it. Otherwise, fire? I'm not sure. Although everything has been in its bin and, for the bulk of the time between then and now, been in the garage, the fact of the matter is that there was chainsmoking in this house and everything, everything, smells like cigarette ass. It's gross, and it's not something that clears from silicone. Otherwise there are definitely molds and sculpts ready to go into the infinite trash bags we are allowed in Bolingbrook.