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Baltimore, Maryland

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Announcement We created the custom doormat game back in 2009 and continue to improve every year. 🌟We now offer both natural coir doormats and all-weather doormats.
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Last updated on Jan 25, 2024

We created the custom doormat game back in 2009 and continue to improve every year. 🌟We now offer both natural coir doormats and all-weather doormats.
Get 10% OFF today: http://bit.ly/DamnGoodDoormat
Just copy & paste link into URL bar at the top of your screen
See 950+ styles at damngooddoormats.com

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Yasmine on Apr 6, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Beautiful & great quality ordered 2!

Ahlan Wa Sahlan Arabic English Welcome Mat | Eid al Adha outdoor Decor | Housewarming Wedding Gift | Closing Gift | Front Door Mat

Ahlan Wa Sahlan Arabic English Welcome Mat | Eid al Adha outdoor Decor | Housewarming Wedding Gift | Closing Gift | Front Door Mat
William on Dec 13, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Great product and quick delivery.

Spoon responded on Jan 12, 2024

So glad it was a hit! 🥰

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silentcharlotte on Apr 23, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Absolutely perfect! Exactly as pictured! The seller was very friendly, and I highly recommend this shop!

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Emily on Apr 22, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

It arrived so fast and looks so much more vibrant in person. Love it!

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Dale pond on Apr 20, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Perfect door mat for Maryland.

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Dale pond on Apr 20, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Enjoyed communicating with spoon. Thanks so much.

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Dale pond on Apr 20, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

I was very impressed with the quality of the mat I ordered. Pleasantly surprised and pleased with communication skills. Excellent company to deal with. They care. .

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Ashton on Apr 20, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

I’ve been wanting a doormat that says this ever since the episode aired on Breaking Bad. The quality is perfect!!

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My own private domicile doormat Breaking Bad go away gift bitch doormatt new house gift
runningtexican on Apr 20, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Excellent customer service, great and fun mat. Thank you!

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Yasmine on Apr 18, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Beautiful and well shipped !

Ahlan Wa Sahlan, Arabic calligraphy Eid al Adha outdoor Welcome mat O

Ahlan Wa Sahlan, Arabic calligraphy Eid al Adha outdoor Welcome mat O

About DamnGoodDoormats

Sales 23,485

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Work hard, nap hard

Damn Good Doormats: Art you can wipe your feet on! Eco-friendly, LGBTQ, woman run, DGD helps keep your home neat- Remember to wipe your feet!

As with many things in life, a confluence of events occurred In 2009: I got married, bought a house and started Damn Good Doormats. When the new hubby & I went looking for our first doormat, he quipped that I should just make my own & so I did. Damn Good Doormats has satisfied over 30,000 customers since 2009 with hand painted doormat delights. We have worked HARD to make our mats last!

After many years of making, long before the Craft Revolution and the Internet, I finally found my dream item. Drawing from my love of design, film and humor, ideas flow so freely, I can't make them all!

If you'd like to join the Damn Good fun, Join our newsletter and get 10% off today!
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Visit www.damngooddoormats.com for over 600 styles!

HOW TO CHOOSE A DOORMAT
When you are choosing a doormat for your own home or a gift for the friend who has ‘everything’, we are here to help you find the perfect fit. Doormats are the best & most practical gift you can give. Every home needs a doormat, make your gift unforgettable!
We can ship your doormat directly to your giftee & include a custom gift note. Just add your note & the shipping address on checkout.

LOCATION: WHERE will your new Damn Good Doormat live?
SHELTERED PORCH: The best location for our all natural COCO MATS
INSIDE- An indoor doormat can be useful in so many places.
A place for people to park their shoes or a Pet feeding station
choose a THIN COCO MAT
THIN coco mats are woven with non slip PVC backing

SIZES: From skinny mats for apartments to Double Wide doormats for French Doors, we make doormats to fit every space
Skinny 6" x 30” coco mat
Small 16" x 24” coco mat
Medium 18" x 30" x .59" *most popular size* coco
THIN mats are 20" x 32" x .25”, woven coco fibers, intended for indoor use, not recommended for high traffic areas
Large 24" x 36" x .59” coco
Double Wide 24" x 60" x 1” coco mat

HAND PAINTED: We hand paint these individually to order- just for you!
Hand painted doormats need to be kept away from direct sun & rain
Not intended for high traffic entryways
We have painted over 30,000 doormats by hand, a great affordable option!

Shop members

Spoon

Owner

Spoon Popkin has been making things to share with the world since 1988. From masks and tutu's to dresses and doormats, it's been a long fun ride!
Perogi

Designer

Perogi, my inspiration!
Pierre

Designer

Pierre tells me when to stop working & play!
Lee

Maker

My hubby Lee has joined me full time in the doormat mines!
Werner Hertzdog

Customer Service

Werner may be dark on the outside, but he’s also dark on the inside!
Tammy Sandwiches

Supermodel

Tammy Sandwiches is the newest member of the family. She's proving to be a natural in front of the camera- werk it gurl!

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Last updated on February 16, 2023

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