DamnGoodDoormats

Funny & rude doormats - Art you can wipe your feet on!™

Maryland, United States · 12544 Sales

DamnGoodDoormats

Funny & rude doormats - Art you can wipe your feet on!™

Maryland, United States 12544 Sales On Etsy since 2009

5 out of 5 stars
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Announcement   Summer is almost over! We are running low on Koozies, so order now to get your free koozie with every doormat! You & your beer will be so cool. NEW LOWER SHIPPING!!! Our price + shipping is the CHEAPEST doormat biz here on Etsy! Continental US is a flat rate $9.95 for up to five mats, any size, in one shipment. INTERNATIONAL rates have seriously dropped! Visit www.damngooddoormats.com for over 400 styles!!!!

Personalized door mats are the perfect gift for weddings, housewarmings and the hard to shop for man. Geeky, goofy, chic, ironic,hip, with over 400 welcome mat styles and counting, Damn Good Doormats™ is your home for doormat delights. We believe the entrance to your home should reflect the individual person inside. All mats are eco-friendly, vinyl backed coco mats.

follow us on Facebook {link under the photo header} for specials, COUPONS & new items! Instagram too! @damngooddormats

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Announcement
Last updated on Sep 2, 2016

Summer is almost over! We are running low on Koozies, so order now to get your free koozie with every doormat! You & your beer will be so cool. NEW LOWER SHIPPING!!! Our price + shipping is the CHEAPEST doormat biz here on Etsy! Continental US is a flat rate $9.95 for up to five mats, any size, in one shipment. INTERNATIONAL rates have seriously dropped! Visit www.damngooddoormats.com for over 400 styles!!!!

Personalized door mats are the perfect gift for weddings, housewarmings and the hard to shop for man. Geeky, goofy, chic, ironic,hip, with over 400 welcome mat styles and counting, Damn Good Doormats™ is your home for doormat delights. We believe the entrance to your home should reflect the individual person inside. All mats are eco-friendly, vinyl backed coco mats.

follow us on Facebook {link under the photo header} for specials, COUPONS & new items! Instagram too! @damngooddormats

Learn more here: http://www.etsy.com/shop/DamnGoodDoormats/policy?ref=shopinfo_policies_leftnav#

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My inspiration! Perogi!!!

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Spooky Egyptian snake curse! #halloween #cursed #spooky

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Egyptian snake curse Halloween spooky doormat
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About

Art you can wipe your feet on!

The original & the BEST custom doormat shop on Etsy! Yep, back when we started, we were the ONLY doormat shop there was! Don't be fooled by imitators, Damn Good Doormats has satisfied over 11,000 customers since 2009 with hand painted doormat delights. We have worked HARD to make our mats last!
Visit www.damngooddoormats.com for over 350 styles!

As with many things in life, a confluence of events occurred In 2009: I got married, bought a house and started Damn Good Doormats. When the new hubby & I went looking for our first doormat, he quipped that I should just make my own & so I did!

After many years of making, long before the Craft Revolution and the Internet, I finally found my dream item. Drawing from my love of design, film and humor, ideas flow so freely, I can't make them all!

*Big news! The Hubby has quit his day job to work in the doormat mines!*
He has taken over most of the heavy lifting. There is a lot of that involved! From prepping the mats (at 4-10 lbs each he can move 2000 lbs of coco in a day!) to making boxes and packing up the days shipments- I don't know how I've been doing it all by myself!
Oh yeah- he's taking over the photography and descriptions too- so look forward to some MUCH better stuff there!

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  • Spoon

    Owner

    Spoon Popkin has been making things to share with the world since 1988. From masks and tutu's to dresses and doormats, it's been a long fun ride!

  • Perogi

    Designer

    Perogi, my inspiration!

  • Pierre

    Designer

    Pierre tells me when to stop working & play!

  • Lee

    Maker

    My hubby Lee has joined me full time in the doormat mines!

Shop policies

Last updated on July 13, 2016
ART YOU CAN WIPE YOUR FEET ON! From geek to chic...
Personalized outdoor door mats are the perfect gift for weddings, housewarmings and the hard to shop for man. Funny doormats, elegant entrance mats, rustic outdoor rugs- it's all here! Make your outdoor entrance unique!
Custom orders are welcomed- We will work with on you on a design for any occasion. We look forward to your requests!

SIZE: All mats are eco-friendly vinyl backed coco mats.
Medium 18"x30" x .59"
THIN mats are 20" x 32" x .25", they are woven & intended for indoor use, not recommended for heavy service.
Large 23"x35"x .59"
We now have double wide 20" x 59" x .78" mats!

CARE: Be sure to keep your hand painted doormat out of the rain & direct sunlight.
Water gets trapped in the natural coconut husk fibers causing them to swell and shed. A sheltered entranceway is recommended for this type of mat. If you have an indoors spot for a mat, that's even better. To clean, simply shake! natural fading will occur with traffic and time. To clean, simply shake!

Accepted payment methods

  • Pay with Visa
  • Pay with Master Card
  • Pay with American Express
  • Pay with Discover
  • Pay with PayPal
  • Buy with Apple Pay
  • Pay with Sofort
  • Pay with iDeal
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards
Payment
Payment through Paypal or credit card. Note that if you pay by e-check it takes about a week to clear before we can begin your order.
discount codes are only good at www.damngooddoormats.com
Shipping
We know there's a lot to read here, but it's all important & will answer many questions you may have. PLEASE read them thoroughly before placing your order!

We have LOWERED all our shipping rates! Australia dropped by $12!
We know shipping is expensive. Doormats are heavy and USPS costs are high! We have the cheapest doormat shipping available here on Etsy. Some shops charge less for the doormat itself, but over $20 for shipping adding up to MORE than our total cost. We charge a flat $9.95 for continental US shipping of up to five doormats in one order. Wow! What a bargain!

***CANCELLATIONS
Please shop responsibly, we don't offer cancellations OR returns for any reason. Etsy has added the handy 'request cancellation' button, but this does not mean you can swing by all happy to see us & then dump us in the morning. Your purchase is a contract, just like on Ebay!

WRONG ADDRESS
PLEASE make certain that your registered Etsy address is the correct address for shipping! Especially Internationally. If you are sending a gift, use the feature on your Etsy account to change the shipping address.
If you have used the wrong address, purchase a second order using the correct address & request a cancellation for the incorrect one. This is the only accepted time for a cancellation. It is your responsibility to provide accurate shipping information at this time.

SHIPPING COSTS
In the Continental US- 1 M doormat ships for only $9.95, additional mats, up to 5 total *any size* ship FREE! Alaska and Hawaii may be asked to pay additional charges.

SHIPPING TIMES
We make every doormat individually when you order it. We're not Ikea! Please normally allow 1-2 weeks until shipping. It may be faster, so look for your tracking email!

RUSH ORDERS
If you need a doormat in less than 10 business days, or a custom orders in under 20 business days is a $30 rush order fee and additional shipping charges.

INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
RATES HAVE JUST DROPPED! Australia is way down!
Price DOES NOT include import taxes and fees- I have no control over these or ability to calculate them.
**International orders will be subject to import taxes**
approximate taxes: CANADA $19 UK $26 EU €22
you will receive a notice from your local delivery service with information on arrival.

LARGE mats have additional shipping costs Internationally to be calculated after purchase. to be billed by Paypal after ordering.

International orders can take 2-8 weeks to arrive. We have no say in the time it takes customs to clear a package or ability to track it once it has left the US. PLEASE use the tracking information provided & contact your postal provider for information on it's whereabouts BEFORE contacting us. We don't have any more ability to delve into customs offices than you do!

RETURNED TO SENDER
Sometimes packages are returned to us as they are unclaimed by buyers or an incorrect address was provided. If this occurs, you will be contacted for address corrections & billed for additional shipping. If you do not respond within 3 days, your sale will be canceled, and your money refunded, less packaging & shipping costs. Please make sure your addresses are correct!

APPEARS TO BE LOST, MARKED AS DELIVERED
We have heard from a few customers lately upset that their mat is missing. EVERY ONE WAS FOUND! Either with a neighbor, hidden or at their local UPS/USPS office.
We have no special sources inside the mail systems- use your tracking number & be a detective for that doormat!

If your package is marked as "delivered" but you haven't received it, PLEASE ask any and all roommates, neighbors, and search the neighborhood to see if your package hasn't been misplaced. The delivery people will hide them in bushes, around corners, etc. Every time this has happened, the item has been found nearby. PLEASE look thoroughly BEFORE contacting us. It is physically impossible for me to find the package for you & stressful for us here!
If you still believe your item was lost in transit, then contact your local UPS/ USPS office and us with your tracking number & phone number- they will then start an investigation.
Refunds and Exchanges
CANCELLATIONS
Please shop responsibly, we don't offer cancellations OR returns for any reason. It makes our tracking of & completing orders extremely complicated. I know Etsy has added the handy 'request cancellation' button, but this does not mean you can swing by all happy to see us & then dump us in the morning. Your purchase is a contract!

NO returns on custom orders. If you wish to exchange an un-used doormat I will do so, however, shipping & processing costs will be deducted from the original purchase.
Additional policies and FAQs
GREEN & ECO FRIENDLY:
Our doormats are painted with a mold, UV & fade resistant paint manufactured just for us! We source our Earth friendly, PVC backed 100% coconut coir mats from a company in India Internationally certified for green & sustainable practices & guaranteeing no child labor.
We refuse to poison our planet with poisonous dyes, thus our mats are a little bit more 'transient' than commercially manufactured doormats. They have a great life span & look fantastic, so be confident in your choice to support handmade and the Earth at the same time! As a natural, biodegradable material, they not meant to last a lifetime. This means you can get a new one seasonally!
With every UPS shipment we pay a fee to offset our carbon footprint.

CUSTOM ORDERS: Are welcome! If you have something in mind- just ask! we get lots of ideas from our great customers & really appreciate the suggestions! Please allow 6-8 weeks for custom orders to be made. It's often much faster, but our workload is unpredictable. Please note that Damn Good Doormats reserves the right to reproduce all custom orders (and suggestions, even if not completed) unless prior agreements are made. This helps keep custom order costs down. Sharing is caring! Custom orders must be purchased within 7 days of posting. They will then be deactivated to use for other listings.

***Custom orders MUST be purchased through the link provided with all changes made to the image BEFORE purchase. Any changes made AFTER purchase or requested in a note on a regular purchase rely on my memory to be correct & that is a bad idea!
http://www.etsy.com/convo_new.php?to_username=damngooddoormats

MEDIA: If you are in the media & need high res or placement images, please convo here with your website and email contact information.
http://www.etsy.com/convo_new.php?to_username=damngooddoormats

Damn Good Doormats have been seen in the movies and on TV! Gossip Girls, Blue Bloods, The Good Wife, Hemlock Grove, Law and Order: SVU, HBO & BBC productions, Goodbye World with Adrian Grenier and Mary & Martha with Hillary Swank & RoboCop are coming up soon!
Our first doormat in a book is out! The Big Lebowski: An Illustrated, Annotated History of the Greatest Cult Film of All Time, Voyageur Press 2012.

Damn Good Doormats have been featured on Gizmodo, Tosh.0, The Huffington Post, the Daily What, The Wall Street Journal, Laughing Squid, The Thrillist DC, Apartment Therapy (a few times!), Trend Hunter, Gadget Feast: Your Daily Gadget Smorgasbord!, Gifts for men: Gifts men will actually like, Home Fixated: Where DIY meets LOL, Time Out New York and more!

WHOLESALE: Yes! Convo for minimums and prices.
http://www.etsy.com/convo_new.php?to_username=damngooddoormats