DeadMenTellingTales

A Collection of Madness and Wonder

Tracy, California · 252 Sales

DeadMenTellingTales

A Collection of Madness and Wonder

Tracy, California 252 Sales On Etsy since 2008

4.5 out of 5 stars
(113)

Announcement   Hello and Welcome to Dead Men Telling Tales, our ever growing collection of madness and wonder, sure to entertain, educate, enthrall, and enrapture all who peruse these virtual aisles!

We are always on the hunt for marvellous treasures from around the globe and through the ages. We do the hunting so you don't have to! Everything in this shop is 100% guaranteed to be super cool, really neat, utterly bizarre, or simply astounding! And new things are added all the time so check back often!

Be sure to check out our sister shops:
WarmBlanketStudios.Etsy.com for original artwork and other cool goodies all surrounding the cartoons and comics of the crazy fun Warm Blanket Studios YouTube channel!
&
ButtonMarksTheSpot.Etsy.com for a pop culture button bonanza!
&
fwClothingCo.Etsy.com for handmade punk clothing and accessories. Punk is not dead!

If you want to know more about the crew that curates this collection (curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back) then you should check out the profile, about, and policies pages. If you still want to know more about us after reading those, then feel free to convo us, or send an email to deadmentellingtales {at} hotmail dot com.

Thanks for Looking! Enjoy!

Announcement

Last updated on Jan 23, 2017

Hello and Welcome to Dead Men Telling Tales, our ever growing collection of madness and wonder, sure to entertain, educate, enthrall, and enrapture all who peruse these virtual aisles!

We are always on the hunt for marvellous treasures from around the globe and through the ages. We do the hunting so you don't have to! Everything in this shop is 100% guaranteed to be super cool, really neat, utterly bizarre, or simply astounding! And new things are added all the time so check back often!

Be sure to check out our sister shops:
WarmBlanketStudios.Etsy.com for original artwork and other cool goodies all surrounding the cartoons and comics of the crazy fun Warm Blanket Studios YouTube channel!
&
ButtonMarksTheSpot.Etsy.com for a pop culture button bonanza!
&
fwClothingCo.Etsy.com for handmade punk clothing and accessories. Punk is not dead!

If you want to know more about the crew that curates this collection (curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back) then you should check out the profile, about, and policies pages. If you still want to know more about us after reading those, then feel free to convo us, or send an email to deadmentellingtales {at} hotmail dot com.

Thanks for Looking! Enjoy!

Geneva Lorraine Fiore

Contact shop owner

Geneva Lorraine Fiore

Hawaiian Teak Salad Set - Seashell
Hawaiian Teak Salad Set - Seashell
$87.00
Rolling Rock 33 Beer Tap Handle
Rolling Rock 33 Beer Tap Handle
$47.00
Lot of Classic Beanie Babies - 13
Lot of Classic Beanie Babies - 13
$23.00
3 Beanie Babies with Detached Tags
3 Beanie Babies with Detached Tags
$5.00
Handmade Cookbook - B of A - Manteca, CA
Handmade Cookbook - B of A - Manteca, CA
$25.00
Black Diamond Disney VHS - Beauty and the Beast
Black Diamond Disney VHS - Beauty and the Beast
$5.00
Infamous Little Mermaid VHS
Infamous Little Mermaid VHS
$10.00
Large Seashell
Large Seashell
$10.00
Early 80s Button Duo
Early 80s Button Duo
$12.00
Glass Bead Necklace & Earrings Set
Glass Bead Necklace & Earrings Set
$22.00
Vintage Brass Maple Leaf Pin
Vintage Brass Maple Leaf Pin
$10.00
Military Bars Pin
Military Bars Pin
$9.00
Extra Long Beaded Necklace
Extra Long Beaded Necklace
$17.00
Vintage Brass Cufflinks - Floral Pattern
Vintage Brass Cufflinks - Floral Pattern
$20.00
1978 Simon Game with Box - Works
1978 Simon Game with Box - Works
$20.00
Floral 1960s Jewelry Set - Painted Metal
Floral 1960s Jewelry Set - Painted Metal
$55.00
Chunky Bead Necklace - Vintage Bauble
Chunky Bead Necklace - Vintage Bauble
$11.00
Chunky Brass Bangle - Vintage Floral - Latching
Chunky Brass Bangle - Vintage Floral - Latching
$35.00
Six Pairs of Clip-On Earrings - Vintage Lot
Six Pairs of Clip-On Earrings - Vintage Lot
$12.00
Vintage Faux Pearls
Vintage Faux Pearls
$16.00
Blue Beaded Necklace - Pendant Charm
Blue Beaded Necklace - Pendant Charm
$18.00
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Reviews

Average item review
4.5 out of 5 stars
(113)
autumnisfalling

autumnisfalling on Jul 12, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

A+ Etsy shop! Great seller communication and very fast shipping. I was even refunded part of my shipping cost! I absolutely love my purchase and it was so incredibly worth the money! I would highly recommend this shop! Fantastic Etsy transaction! Thank you!!

Chinaka

Chinaka on Jul 3, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

Item arrived as described, on time with a few extra gifts from seller. Thanks!

Allison Lee

Allison Lee on May 22, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

Simply gorgeous!! Even more amazing than I thought it would be!!! Thanks so much:)

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About

Hello & Welcome to this Collection of Madness and Wonder that we call Dead Men Telling Tales

Far be it from me to disagree with conventional pirate wisdom, but we have found that dead men do indeed have plenty of tales to tell, if you just know where to look and how to listen. We find the items that carry the stories and we bring them to you.

Here in this exquisite collection you are sure to find something that charms you. Probably multiple somethings. We are always on the hunt for exotic and enchanting treasures so that we might bring them back for your further delight. Really. Go look. I'll wait....
See? Delightful, yes? I know. We're always adding more so come back soon and often!

We go hunting so you don't have to!

Shop members

  • Geneva

    Owner, Curator, Huntress

    Trained from birth as an elite zombie assassin, while waiting for the inevitable zombie apocalypse, she busies herself with treasure hunting, storytelling, & translating dog thoughts into English. Some day she would like to be the Queen of France.

  • Audley

    Human Resources, Legal Department, Owner

    Heir to the French Canine throne, he likes to spend his days searching for rare and charming artifacts (and bugs.) He also likes to repeatedly squeak his toys. He's a dog, he's a little kid, he's mostly chupacabra. @audley_ledauphin on instagram!

  • Adam

    Hunter, Chief Of Loud, Owner

    Born with a good eye and a silver tongue, he always dominates the treasure hunt. Not only does he help to keep the shelves of this collection full, but he keeps the volume cranked up to 11.

  • Mufasa

    Curator, Owner, Marketer

    The chillest pomeranian West of the Mississippi, his blood might be pure but don't let his papers fool you, this kid did time on the streets. These days, he helps on the hunt and definitely has a nose for adventure.

  • Alicia Bug

    Model, Buyer, Owner

    She might not be able to make it down the catwalk without crutches but we like our models with walking impediments. Like we say in the vintage business, it adds character. But what she lacks in mobility, she makes up for in aesthetic sense.

Shop policies

Last updated on September 25, 2016
Hello. Here are the rules. (Boo! Hiss! Rules are itchy!) I know, I know, but there isn't much I can do about it.

Accepted payment methods

  • Pay with Visa
  • Pay with Master Card
  • Pay with American Express
  • Pay with Discover
  • Pay with PayPal
  • Buy with Apple Pay
  • Pay with Sofort
  • Pay with iDeal
  • Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Payment
We accept all major credit and debit cards through Etsy direct checkout or PayPal. We also accept Etsy gift cards.
Shipping
Depending on when you place your order, it might ship out the same day or the next but can take up to three days on rare occasions. If you need something by a specific date, let us know and we will work to make that happen.

We ship USPS. Because of weight and/or value, most items ship Priority, but some things will occassionally ship regular mail. I do combine shipping to save you money.
I am more than happy to ship internationally, same policy as domestic. We cannot be responsible for customs fees or delays.

The cost of shipping includes the actual postage plus any additional services like insurance or tracking. Also, some items are delicate and require a fair amount of packing supplies to ensure a safe journey. While we reuse packing supplies whenever we can, it isn't always possible and bubble wrap costs money. ;) If your order winds up costing less than we figured to pack and ship, we'll refund any excess over a dollar.
Refunds and Exchanges
Please let us know if there is any problem with anything to do with your order and we will do our very best to work it all out. We want happy customers, who leave great reviews, and come back!
Additional policies and FAQs
If you any questions about anything in the collection, any of those itchy rules, or really anything at all, just send us a convo through Etsy or an email direct to deadmentellingtales {at} hotmail [dot] com. We're full of information, both useful and obscure, and we don't bite strangers.