DesignDoggie

Embarrassing Prank Mail, Gag Gifts, Postal Jokes!

Lambertville, Michigan

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Announcement    We Mail the Funniest, Most Mortifying and Embarrassing Pranks on Earth: Boxes, Fake DVD's, Envelopes, Bubble Mailers, Clear Tubes, and an 8.5" DILDO! Talk about Humiliating! So Send a Gag, a Postal Joke, a Laugh. Because, it's just a Prank BRO!

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Last updated on Sep 19, 2021

We Mail the Funniest, Most Mortifying and Embarrassing Pranks on Earth: Boxes, Fake DVD's, Envelopes, Bubble Mailers, Clear Tubes, and an 8.5" DILDO! Talk about Humiliating! So Send a Gag, a Postal Joke, a Laugh. Because, it's just a Prank BRO!

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About DesignDoggie

Sales 1,532
On Etsy since 2021

Graphic Design for over 25 Years!

I love designing things. I love pulling pranks. I like pooping on carpets. I'm a dog, what do you expect? My quest is to come up with the best, funniest, and most embarrassing pranks on Earth. And if you haven't seen by now... The 8.5" dildo is hands down, the most mortifying thing you could ever mail. If you truly want to prank someone, get revenge, do prank wars, then send them a massive dong. It's to die for! HA!

Shop members

  • Design Doggie LLC.

    Owner

    I love to laugh. I love jokes. I love pulling pranks. I design fun stuff that brightens people's days. And right now, we all need some of that! Enjoy the hilarious, but mortifying gifts, and please support my store, will ya?

Production partners

  • Print Shop

    Burbank, CA

    Prints our business cards, postcards, and stickers

  • Production Shop

    Guangdong, China

    Makes some items that go inside the pranks

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Last updated on Nov 11, 2021
Frequently asked questions
Will you reveal my personal information if someone contacts you?

No. Never. By law, the buyer's information is totally private and never released. Whoever buys the prank remains hidden. Only with the actual buyer's consent is this information released. Also note that the information we see is very limited, and often all we see is a person's name and address that the items are being shipped to, and nothing else.

Expect MORE Delays with USPS

The post is already slow, and things are slowing down even more due to the holiday season. USPS has stated that, and also stated that their rates are going up as of October 2021, and will remain up throughout the end of the year. So if you order a prank, be patient. It's mailed, but who knows when it will get there. If you can't wait for a prank (average delivery is 3 weeks), then please don't order. I can't control the post, I can only control what I make and send out. Thank you for understanding! :)

What about Harassment?

We take harrassment very seriously, and don't condone it in the least. We only want people to send pranks to people who have a great sense of humor. If any personal message seems hateful, threatening, or abusive, we will cancel the order. But also note that this is a gray area, and it's very difficult to read the intentions behind any prank message. We don't know the relationship between these two people, so it's not easy to interpret the true meaning. We do everything we can to avoid any issues that may raise a red flag. The buyer takes full responsibility for any pranks or messages they send out.

Can you provide tracking with a stamped item?

No. Stamps don't get tracked. Only shipping labels do. But if for some reason the victim still doesn't get the item in 4 weeks, we can resend it, or refund it. Just contact me, I'm easy. :)

Can I get this gag be sent to me, so I can then give it to my victim?

No. All our prank items are shipped directly to the victim. They are sent with shipping info (a label or address based upon the destination and weight of the item). If you want to prank your victim yourself, I suggest purchasing a DIY Prank Label (search our store for DIY). That way you can adhere it to any box and either give it to your victim, or mail it yourself. That's the easiest way to prank at your convivence.

Why don't you ship to Canada or the UK?

The mail. That's why. It's slow in the states, and everywhere else it's insanity. Who wants to wait 2 months for a prank? And even then, it's not guaranteed delivery. Rates are going up, and the mail is slowing down... So right now, it's easier to stick with the USA and do my best to prank the country. :)

Are the pranks really 100% anonymous?

Yes, but it depends on you. All the pranks are sent from our PO Box in Michigan. No one will know who actually mailed it... Unless you leave a personal message inside the item (Which is up to you, and available with most pranks). So yes, it can be 100% anonymous; you decide. :)