
Announcement Oye! Thank you for stopping by. Please pardon our dust as we prepare the shop for some serious retail therapy. The only kind of therapy we are truly interested in.
Announcement
Oye! Thank you for stopping by. Please pardon our dust as we prepare the shop for some serious retail therapy. The only kind of therapy we are truly interested in.
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About DisorderlyBlondes
South Florida rubias, Brenda and Kristi, candidly discuss MOTHERHOOD & AUTISM while balancing heels and cocktails.
Before our serendipitous meeting in school car line hell a decade ago we had no idea we were living parallel vidas locas. Together, we’re kicking butt and taking names with a little help from sunshine, wine, and #framily time. Does our bleach weaken our wit? Over our tanned bodies!
Join our #disorderlytribe by listening to our PODCAST and supporting our shop! Because...therapy (and wine) ain't cheap!
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Brenda
Podcast Co-Host
Cuban born, Miami & Hialeah raised, and current Broward County resident, Brenda is Dylan (Autism Spectrum Disorder) and Oliver’s (CHRNA7 duplication + Hypotonia) mami. Her interests include food, travel, interior design, and dance.
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Kristi
Podcast Co-Host
Kristi’s is mama to two golden-haired beauties- one who just so happens to have autism. Born in the 305, raised in the 954, and training boys to be men in the 561, nothing can chase her from a Florida state-of-mind
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I gladly accept exchanges
I don't accept returns or cancellations
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
I accept returns I do not accept returns
I accept exchanges I do not accept exchanges
I accept cancellations I do not accept cancellations
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for: