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Last updated on 20 May, 2026
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Steve on 11 Mar, 2026
5 out of 5 starsThe pirates trove is great. The detail is outstanding. This seller is great to work with as well. I highly recommend this shop if you want something unique and well made. I’m sure I’ll be buying other treasures from this seller in the future.
Distorted responded on 11 Mar, 2026
Thank you SO much for your wonderful review! I’m really happy you enjoyed the Pirate’s Trove and that the details stood out to you. It was a pleasure working with you, and I truly appreciate your support. I look forward to making more special treasures for you in the future! 🖤 🏴☠️⚓️
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Cheyenne on 01 Sept, 2026
5 out of 5 starsQuickly arrived and looked even more beautiful in person! LOVE IT!
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Robert on 24 Jul, 2026
5 out of 5 starsI really like this little bottle, I needed some yellow in my Bottles collection, and was A great color, I will enjoy this one, Thank you again, Robert.
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Robert on 20 Jun, 2026
5 out of 5 starsThis is Such a beautiful peice of workmanship, Im so glad I purchase it for my Collection, It's So unique in its beauty, Very well packaged 📦 and fast Shipping, will purchase again from this seller
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Jessica on 07 May, 2026
5 out of 5 starsLove this one it’s supppper black until you shake it and it really looks like space is being sucked into a bunch of black holes. It’s really cool. Even in the light the liquid is still very black. I posted a picture of the purple one too. It’s beautiful purple cosmic dust. I love it. The label is very lovely on both. Love the writing. All I can say is wow, thank you so much for the gift box along with the potions. I love everything that was included. The wand and all the trinkets. I’m getting married soon so these little postcards are perfect. The potion is beautiful, perfect color and cosmic goodness. They even added a label upon request and it looks great. They have my favorite potions on Etsy. Fast shipping and everything was packaged well. I will be back for more.
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Jessica on 07 May, 2026
5 out of 5 starsAll I can say is wow, thank you so much for the gift box along with the potions. I love everything that was included. The wand and all the trinkets. I’m getting married soon so these little postcards are perfect. The potion is beautiful, perfect color and cosmic goodness. They even added a label upon request and it looks great. They have my favorite potions on Etsy. Fast shipping and everything was packaged well. I will be back for more.
Distorted responded on 20 May, 2026
Jessica, Thank you so much for your continued support and for such a thoughtful review! 🖤 It means so much to see you return to the shop, and I’m so happy you loved all the little details included with your order. Congratulations on your upcoming wedding as well- I am honored some of my creations get to be part of such a special time! I’d absolutely love to create for you again in the future, whether it’s more potions or even custom decor pieces for special events. It was a joy designing the custom label for you as well. Thank you again for supporting the Distorted Apothecary and handmade art!!
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Jessica on 20 Apr, 2026
5 out of 5 starsLove this potion bottle. Seller is very sweet and everything was packaged well, fast shipping. The potion looks exactly like the photo. I love the topper and the little trinkets it in. When it’s settled you can see the plant inside. I love love it. Looks great in my collection. Thank for the little green charms as well. Very whimsy. Ty.
Distorted responded on 22 Apr, 2026
Hi Jessica, Thank you so much for your kind words! I’m really glad you love the piece, the goodies, and all the little details. It means a lot that it’s found a home in your collection 😊 💚
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Christine on 03 Feb, 2026
5 out of 5 starsBeautiful beyond words! Packed so carefully it made it to me safely in 6° temps.
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Ina on 22 Jan, 2026
5 out of 5 starsThe potion is exactly as described. The contact was very friendly and courteous, it couldn’t have been better! My requests (including a personal note) were fulfilled, and it was shipped quickly. My friend was very happy with it. I would gladly buy again anytime and highly recommend this seller! Thank you for the positive experience 🖤 🐦⬛
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