Funny greeting cards and gifts

Portland, Oregon · 22548 Sales


Funny greeting cards and gifts

Portland, Oregon 22548 Sales On Etsy since 2012

5 out of 5 stars

Announcement   Welcome to FINCH+HARE - snarky greeting cards and gifts for your favorite people.
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Last updated on May 24, 2017

Welcome to FINCH+HARE - snarky greeting cards and gifts for your favorite people.
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Heather Abbott

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Heather Abbott

Sup Card - Funny Friendship Card
It's a Girl Card - Funny New Baby card
Oh Boy Card - Funny New Baby card
That baby better be cute - Funny New Baby card
Father's Day Checklist - Funny Father's Day Card
NEW! Basic Witch - Halloween Card
NEW! Bliss / Congratulations card
NEW! A late period / Funny Birthday Card
NEW! Being Young Funny Birthday Card
View all 158 items


I remember when checking the mail was exciting.

Before the days of direct mail and coupon flyers. When bills were in the minority. I might find the next book from the monthly book club. Birthday cards from every single one of my aunts and uncles. A box! With a gift in it! From grandma! A letter – handwritten, no less. Or a postcard from my best friend on her summer vacation. My little neighbor friend and I used to write letters to our postman to thank him for delivering our mail. That’s how much I loved it.

That time is long gone, but I like keeping that excitement alive a little. My husband and I love sending out mass mailings to friends and family. We jump at the chance to do any sort of announcement – moving, new baby, holiday. After our last baby’s announcement, I realized it would be more than six months until our next foreseen mailing. I made an argument for a Christmas-in-July card to no avail. I’m going to have to live vicariously through you.

I imagine the cards in this shop bringing a little excitement to mailboxes all over the world.

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Shop members

  • Heather Abbott

    Owner, Designer

Shop policies

Last updated on May 24, 2017

Accepted payment methods

  • Pay with Visa
  • Pay with Master Card
  • Pay with American Express
  • Pay with Discover
  • Pay with PayPal
  • Buy with Apple Pay
  • Pay with Sofort
  • Pay with iDeal
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards
I accept payment via PayPal and credit card.

Your order will need to be paid in full before I mail or begin your order. E-checks sometimes take 6-8 days to clear, so please plan accordingly.

I will mail your order to the address that is on record with Etsy. If you would like yours to be sent to a different address, please let me know.
Orders ship within 1-2 business days. Once your order has left my hands, the shipping time for the post office varies depending on things like local post office efficiency, weather conditions, delays in customs offices and holiday-season workload.

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I ship via USPS First Class mail. See below for upgrade information.
Within the US: 2-10 business days (usually 2-3 business days), not guaranteed
International: 2-6 weeks (usually 2 weeks), not guaranteed

PRIORITY MAIL (Upgrade Option)*:
Within the US: 1-3 business days, not guaranteed
International: 6-10 business days, not guaranteed

Within the US: 1-2 business days, guaranteed (2-day)
International: 3-5 business days*, guaranteed (5-day) to major destinations in Australia, China, France, Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Hong Kong, Japan, South Korea, Singapore and Spain; not guaranteed to other countries or non-major locations*

FEDEX (Upgrade Option): (Delivered with NO signature required)
Within the US: 3 business days, guaranteed
International: 5-7 business days, guaranteed

* Please note the shipping time for starred options above are estimated, not guaranteed, to be delivered within the specified time period. I do not refund regular or upgraded shipping costs for items that arrive later than that shipping time (unless I’ve specified it as guaranteed to your location).

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All orders (except samples) will have a tracking number so you can follow the delivery of your package. The tracking system can be unreliable – not all post offices/people scan the packages, and sometimes the information is delayed – so the information may not post until you have already received your package.

Tracking on international First Class and Priority shipments is only available to those going to Australia, Austria, Belgium, Brazil, Canada and Croatia. All other orders' last tracking will end when the package leaves the US Port (usually Los Angeles).

CUSTOMS/DUTIES: International buyers are responsible for any custom fees or duties for the package. Please investigate these fees before ordering.
Refunds and Exchanges
Ordered the wrong item? Send it back! As long as it is unused and in the same condition as I sent it out, I’ll refund your money for the item/s. You’ll have to pay the original shipping and to ship it back to me, though. Custom orders are not returnable for obvious reasons.

Unsatisfied with your item? Convo me! I want you to love what you ordered and to publish great feedback on my site, so please, let me work with you to make sure you are satisfied.
Additional policies and FAQs
Monitors display color differently. Please be aware that the printed materials you receive may be slightly different because of that. For custom announcements, please order a sample first if you want to see the exact color.