FINCHandHARE

Somewhat inappropriate and snarky cards and gifts

Portland, Oregon · 27863 Sales

FINCHandHARE

Somewhat inappropriate and snarky cards and gifts

Portland, Oregon 27863 Sales On Etsy since 2012

5 out of 5 stars
(5073)

Announcement   Welcome to FINCH andHARE - snarky greeting cards and gifts for your favorite people!
SAVE 15% off your first purchase and become our new best friend! Sign up at FINCHandHARE.com

Announcement

Last updated on May 30, 2018

Welcome to FINCH andHARE - snarky greeting cards and gifts for your favorite people!
SAVE 15% off your first purchase and become our new best friend! Sign up at FINCHandHARE.com

Heather Abbott

Contact shop owner

Heather Abbott

View all 214 items

Reviews

Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(5073)
View all 5073 reviews

Updates

Portland becoming a surprise winter wonderland has made for a beautiful, but at times swearword-inducing, week.
We are in full-on wedding season mode here at the FINCH and HARE studio! Stock up now on fun cards for those adorable, naive couples getting married this year!

About

I remember when checking the mail was exciting.

Before the days of direct mail and coupon flyers. When bills were in the minority. I might find the next book from the monthly book club. Birthday cards from every single one of my aunts and uncles. A box! With a gift in it! From grandma! A letter – handwritten, no less. Or a postcard from my best friend on her summer vacation. My little neighbor friend and I used to write letters to our postman to thank him for delivering our mail. That’s how much I loved it.

That time is long gone, but I like keeping that excitement alive a little. My husband and I love sending out mass mailings to friends and family. We jump at the chance to do any sort of announcement – moving, new baby, holiday. After our last baby’s announcement, I realized it would be more than six months until our next foreseen mailing. I made an argument for a Christmas-in-July card to no avail. I’m going to have to live vicariously through you.

I imagine the cards in this shop bringing a little excitement to mailboxes all over the world.

Looking for fun supplies? I have another Etsy shop called haSupplies. Please, check it out! https://www.etsy.com/shop/haSupplies

Shop members

  • Heather Abbott

    Owner, Designer

Production partners

  • Local Print Shop

    Portland, OR

    Local printer providing stock, as well as some printing and scoring services.

  • Enamel Manufacturer

    China

    Manufactures enamel products

Shop policies

Last updated on July 25, 2018
Welcome! Orders of $30 or more get free shipping within the United States!

Accepted payment methods

  • Visa
  • Mastercard
  • American Express
  • Discover
  • Apple Pay
  • Klarna
  • Sofort
  • Ideal
  • Paypal
  • GiftcardAccepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 1 hour of purchase
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale
Questions about your order?
Please if you have any problems with your order.
Returns and exchange details
IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND OR ORDERED THE WRONG ITEMS:
• Contact us immediately, within 14 days of delivery.
• For stock items, we’ll send instructions on how to return your items.
• Returned items must be in new condition and in full sets.
• The product-portion of your returned order will be refunded.
• Original and return shipping is buyer's responsibility.
• Custom orders are usually not refundable.

IF YOUR ORDER IS INCORRECT OR WAS DAMAGED IN SHIPMENT:
• Contact us immediately, within 14 days of delivery.
• We will work to get your order completed right away.
Payment
• We accept payment via PayPal and credit card.
• Orders must be paid in full before we begin or ship your order.
Shipping
SHIPPING TIMES:
• Orders ship with standard USPS shipping, but there are upgrades available at checkout.
• Vary depending on local post office efficiency, weather conditions, holiday seasons, etc..
• Delivery timelines below are estimates only, and do not include our processing time.
• Unless marked "guaranteed," refunds are not given for items received outside of time range.

STANDARD/FIRST CLASS MAIL without tracking*:
Within the US: 2-10 business days (usually 2-4 business days), not guaranteed
International: 2-6 weeks (usually 2 weeks), not guaranteed
*Tracking not included in standard shipping of 1-3 greeting cards. For those orders, the option to upgrade and add tracking has same timeframe for shipping

PRIORITY MAIL (Upgrade Option) with tracking:
Within the US: 1-3 business days, not guaranteed, tracking
International: 6-10 business days, not guaranteed, tracking in most countries

PRIORITY MAIL EXPRESS (Upgrade Option) with tracking:
Within the US: 1-2 business days, guaranteed (2-day)
International: 3-5 business days, guaranteed (5-day) to major destinations in Australia, China, France, Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Hong Kong, Japan, South Korea, Singapore and Spain; not guaranteed to other countries or non-major locations*

FEDEX (Upgrade Option) with tracking: (Delivered with NO signature required)
Within the US: 3 business days, guaranteed
International: 5-7 business days, guaranteed
Additional policies and FAQs
CUSTOMS/DUTIES - INTERNATIONAL BUYERS:
• Many countries charge Value-Added Tax (VAT) or Customs Fees on purchases from the U.S.
• These are not shipping charges, they are taxes.
• Buyers are responsible to pay these taxes/fees within their own country.
• Merchants are not able or allowed to charge or collect for these fees.
• Please investigate these fees before ordering.

More information

Last updated on Mar 14, 2018
Frequently asked questions
Do fold-out cards require extra postage?

Nope! A fold-out card and envelope weigh less than 1 ounce, so they can be shipped with a regular stamp within the U.S.

Can the text or envelope colors be changed?

We can switch out color for color. For example, on a card with red and gray text, we can replace one color instead of the red text and/or one color for the gray. For envelopes, we have red, gray or white. We do not offer drafts for color or wording changes. If you decide to order, let us know the details in the notes to seller section at checkout.

Can you match my wedding colors?

We will do our best, but we don’t guarantee exact color matches. Pantone numbers or a link to the colors you are trying to match will help us. Let us know the details in the notes to seller section at checkout. Monitors display color differently, so the color you see on screen may be different than the actual color of the color you see on your screen.

Can you print in metallic ink?

We do not offer metallic ink printing.

Can I change the wording on a fold-out card?

You can add names or a line of text to fold-out cards. On wedding party cards, the last “Will you be my…?” line can be changed to whatever you’d like. These changes can be requested in the notes section at checkout. Requests for changes to the text that creates the fold-out message need to be made prior to purchase.

Can I ship directly to the recipient, instead of myself?

Yes. Use the recipient’s name and address in the shipping portion of the order. In the notes section at checkout:
• Let us know it’s shipping directly
• How you’d like it signed (your first name, “Love, your name”, etc.)

Can you make me a custom fold-out card?

Design fees for custom fold-out cards start at $50 (not including cost of card/s). Contact us for further details and pricing.

Wholesale availability

Available to eligible retail stores. Visit me on Etsy Wholesale or FINCHandHARE.com.

Tracking on my order hasn’t been updated in a long time.

The tracking system can be handy, but unfortunately also very inconsistent. Some places and postal workers don't scan items, so we may not see many entries on your package.

For international orders, the last entry we see, outside of being scanned “delivered,” is often when it leaves the U.S. or arrives into Customs. Although the tracking system is somewhat unreliable, packages are very rarely lost, in my experience. If your order hasn’t arrived within 4 weeks, let us know. We may know of a Customs backup in your country or whether other orders are delayed as well.