FlytrapOnE

Funny · Sexy · Naughty · Sarcastic · Cards · Gifts

Colorado, United States · 19179 Sales

FlytrapOnE

Funny · Sexy · Naughty · Sarcastic · Cards · Gifts

Colorado, United States 19179 Sales On Etsy since 2008

5 out of 5 stars
(5888)
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Jen

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Announcement   Funny · Sexy · Naughty · Sarcastic · Creative · Quirky · Cards · Gifts · Stationery · Mother's Day · Father's Day · Weddings / Flytrap makes smart people laugh.

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Last updated on Apr 11, 2016

Funny · Sexy · Naughty · Sarcastic · Creative · Quirky · Cards · Gifts · Stationery · Mother's Day · Father's Day · Weddings / Flytrap makes smart people laugh.

Jen

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Jen

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Updates

A fresh (and larger) version of "Especially Your Dick", a customer favorite, in progress. Coming soon!
TONS of new product for the upcoming season!
Press mention at Apartment Therapy! Love them and sister site TheKitchn! Nice surprise!
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About

Making Smart People Laugh

Flytrap makes smart people laugh. With its collection of sharp stationery for unconventional people, Flytrap brings humor, moxie, and raw sex appeal to the paper goods industry. Its products merge cheeky wit with stylish design to give even the most discriminating smart ass a reliable source for fun and fearless communication.

··· Elite Customer Service. Flytrap customers leave satisfied. Period.
··· Unconventional Products. To transform the next few minutes.
··· Wicked Awesome Quality. Top quality papers, suppliers, and designs.
··· Top Seller. Flytrap is one of Etsy's Top 100 Stationery Sellers.

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  • Jen Osmon

    Owner, Writer, Designer

    1970s: Won inconsequential art contest with crap prize. 1980s: Wrote lots of ridiculous spy novels and embarrassing poetry. 1990s: BBA, Marketing fell through car sunroof and landed near bottle of tequila. 2000s: Established Flytrap.

Manufacturers
  • 1. Short Run Printer

    Rochester, NY, United States

    · Greeting Cards, Little Boxes

  • 2. Commercial Printer

    Chicago, IL, United States

    · Sticky Notes

Shop policies

More information

Last updated on Aug 25, 2016
Frequently asked questions

RETURN & EXCHANGES: Does Flytrap offer returns?

Yes. Within 60 days of item receipt, you can return like-new products for a full refund. Contact Flytrap to start process. Blind returns not accepted.

DELIVERY TIMEFRAMES: When will I receive my order?

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NOTE: Orders placed between 8/26/2016 and 9/2/2016 will ship on 9/6/2016. US orders should arrive within 7 business days of shipment.
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International
· · · Standard / First Class Shipping: 2-4 weeks
· · · USPS Priority Shipping: 1-2 weeks
· · · USPS Express Shipping: 0-1 week

CUSTOM ORDERS: Can I customize or personalize a product?

Only on orders over $300. Add personal message, change copy, or get custom design. See PRINTABLES at http://printables.shopflytrap.com for cheap alternatives and self-customization options.

BULK DISCOUNTS: I'm buying a lot. Can I get a discount?

Yes. Spend-based coupons are listed in each product description.

CANCELLATIONS: Can I cancel beyond the 1-hour window?

Maybe. If your order receipt says "Not Shipped", contact Flytrap to cancel.

WHOLESALE: What's your wholesale program?

Profitable, Reliable, and Unconventional. You'll work with an 8+ year wholesale veteran to get over 50% off MSRP. Enjoy low minimums, speedy delivery, and easy returns. Order now at http://wholesale.shopflytrap.com

WHOLESALE: Can I order below the minimums?

Yes, but the discounts aren’t as generous. Contact me for more info.

CONSIGNMENT: Would Flytrap consider consignment?

No, thank you.

BLOGGERS: Can I feature you on my blog?

Maybe. I'm happy to send samples to the right blogger with the right credentials. I'm also open to giveaways, etc. Please contact me for info.