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Funny · Sexy · Naughty · Sarcastic · Creative · Quirky · Cards · Gifts · Stationery · Mother's Day · Father's Day · Weddings / Flytrap makes smart people laugh.
Caitlin Yeager on Jul 24, 2016
Amanda Foster on Jul 24, 2016
Love this!! My husband and I laughed for hours!!
tiffany Shergold on Jul 22, 2016
Making Smart People Laugh
Flytrap makes smart people laugh. With its collection of sharp stationery for unconventional people, Flytrap brings humor, moxie, and raw sex appeal to the paper goods industry. Its products merge cheeky wit with stylish design to give even the most discriminating smart ass a reliable source for fun and fearless communication.
··· Elite Customer Service. Flytrap customers leave satisfied. Period.
··· Unconventional Products. To transform the next few minutes.
··· Wicked Awesome Quality. Top quality papers, suppliers, and designs.
··· Top Seller. Flytrap is one of Etsy's Top 100 Stationery Sellers.
Owner, Writer, Designer
1970s: Won inconsequential art contest with crap prize. 1980s: Wrote lots of ridiculous spy novels and embarrassing poetry. 1990s: BBA, Marketing fell through car sunroof and landed near bottle of tequila. 2000s: Established Flytrap.
1. Short Run Printer
Rochester, NY, United States
· Greeting Cards, Little Boxes
2. Commercial Printer
Chicago, IL, United States
· Sticky Notes
- Accepts Etsy gift cards
Returns & exchanges
- Digital downloads
- To communicate with you about your order
- To fulfill your order
- For legal reasons (like paying taxes)
Frequently asked questions
Does Flytrap offer WHOLESALE?
Work with an experienced wholesaler (7+ years) and enjoy at least 50% off retail prices. With a flexible order minimum of $150, domestic retailers will get their orders within 7 business days (usually sooner). See WHOLESALE section in retail shop or shop via Etsy Wholesale at https://www.etsy.com/guest-pass/6bd02e4786529011daf99406.
Can I CUSTOMIZE a product?
Customization (such as adding personal messages or modifying copy or designs) is only available on orders over $300. If you want to add a personal message or change text, see the PRINTABLES sections. You may find an editable PDF you like.
What's Flytrap's RETURN POLICY?
No likey? No problem. Please contact Flytrap to within 60 days of item receipt initiate the process. Flytrap will email you a shipping label you can slap on the original packaging for easy returns. Please note: Blind returns are not accepted.
Can I get a BULK DISCOUNT?
If you're not a wholesale customer but are buying a lot of stuff, please see the coupon codes at the bottom of each listing. Depending on the size of your order, you can get up to 30% off. For orders over $300, please contact Flytrap to see if a better discount is available.
Can I CANCEL an order after the one hour limit?
Maybe. The reason the limit is so short is that I sometimes ship wicked fast. If your receipt does not show as "shipped", you should be able to cancel your order. Convo or email Flytrap.