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Anonymous on Dec 10, 2009

5 out of 5 stars

Are the cookies from FranksBigOnesBakery the greatest of all time? Yes. And they are the biggest.

Anonymous on Dec 10, 2009

5 out of 5 stars

Sent these as a gift and heard rave reviews. The vampire cookies were eaten by my friend's brother who refused to share and her mother (who they were sent to) said she is sending the bill for all the new clothing she will have to buy after she eats these giant delicious cookies.

Anonymous on Dec 9, 2009

5 out of 5 stars

Perfect as always! Everyone at the party raved about them!

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Shop policies

Last updated on February 4, 2011
The story of how Frank's Big Ones Bakery came to be:

Girl meets boy in high school.
Girl and boy get married after high school.
Girl and boy have four kids and also raise Girl's nephew.
Girl writes a blog. Boy bakes big cookies.
Girl brags about Boy's cookies on her blog.
Girl's blogger friends demand to eat some of Boy's cookies.
Girl gets BIG IDEA. Boy says, "Oh sh!t."

And thus, Frank's Big Ones Bakery was born. I am Frank, and this is my bakery. My wife only *thinks* she's in charge.

(Actually, she IS pretty much in charge of processing your order, printing shipping labels, and correspondence with you. She is brilliant in all things computer-related and clueless in all things baking, which is why she's behind the keyboard and I'm behind the oven. Trust me - you don't want Kym baking your cookies.)

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Returns and exchanges
As Big Ones are a food product, returns will not be accepted. If, however, you are unhappy with your order, please don't hesitate to contact me so that we can work out a resolution.

PLEASE double check your mailing address both on Etsy and on PayPal because there are no refunds or exchanges for address mistakes that are not mine.

If you notice that your address is wrong after you order, please contact me as soon as possible so that I can have your Big Ones sent out to the correct address.
I accept PayPal only! This is a small side hobby, and between five kids, earning a degree in Physical Education, cleaning, cooking, and keeping the wife happy, I have to keep things as simple as possible where ever I can.

Please remit payment within 5 days of your order.

Orders can be canceled at any point PRIOR to shipping. Once the Big Ones leave my house, all sales are final.
To preserve the high quality of your Big Ones, your cookies will be baked fresh and sent within 5 days from the time you place your order. Cookies are sent within 24 hours of being baked.

Cookies will be sent via USPS Priority Mail for a flat rate of $8. This includes the actual shipping costs, plus the cost of packaging materials. You'll want your cookies fast and fresh, so this ensures a 2-day span between the post office and your door.

A second dozen of Big Ones placed within the same order adds only an additional $5 to the shipping costs (for US customers).
Additional policies and FAQs
I welcome anyone to contact me regarding custom orders. If you don't see something in the shop that you would like to see, please contact me as I'm always looking for new ideas!

(I also don't mind hearing how sexy I am. But don't tell my wife. *wink*)