FugitiveUmbrellas

Astrology

Chicago, Illinois | 1 Sale

FugitiveUmbrellas

Astrology

Chicago, Illinois 1 Sale On Etsy since 2015

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Miriam Nyx

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Miriam Nyx

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Fugitive Umbrellas is a long time in the making: while I have studied and practiced astrology since 2000, analyzing charts and counseling friends and family, I have only recently decided to put up a shingle and do it professionally.

Around 9/11 and shortly before I began studying astrology, I lived in Jersey City and worked in Manhattan. My home and my office were both close to the Hudson River. On rainy days, the wind would churn the river and swirl madly with mischief. It played devilish games. It would sneak up on an unsuspecting commuter and suddenly yank his or her umbrella up in the air. It looked as if the umbrella was making a sudden break for it, and I wondered if any of them ever escaped in tact, took the wind, and floated away on an adventure of a lifetime.

Once in a while, I wonder if those fugitive umbrellas of my imagination are still out there, floating and exploring.

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  • Miriam Nyx

    Owner, Astrologer

    I've been studying astrology and helping clients for fifteen years. I live in Chicago where I am also a full-time law student.

Shop policies

Last updated on November 5, 2015
Welcome to my obligatory policies page! I strive to write in-depth and meaningful astrological analyses. I like to keep ongoing relationships with my clients and will answer questions related to the reports.

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Please contact me first if there is something unsatisfactory about the report. Since I'm a human being writing these reports myself, I can work with you if there is something you need. I can also fix what is broken and amend reports.

However, given the nature of the astrological report, there can be no finite expectations to be fulfilled (i.e. you ask me if you will become a famous supermodel and marry Bradley Cooper). To that end, this leaves room for discourse. Thus, I will give you the opportunity to discuss the analysis with me via email to your satisfaction.

In fact, I like hearing from my past clients every now and then, at their convenience, to find out how they're doing.

The analyses are not magick spells or attempts to create a certain future.

I cannot offer a guarantee of any future outcomes from the reports, as this is against Etsy policy and against my personal philosophy that the future is best left in the future. As such, I will not make predictions; I will show you possibilities.

In the event that there is no remedy for an unsatisfactory report, I will offer a partial refund of 65% of the order on the following conditions 1) I receive your complaint or concern within three days (72 hours) of sending your report, 2) I have unsuccessfully remedied the situation as noted above, and 3) that the complaint or concern is within the scope of my liability as an astrologer (please see the supermodel marrying Bradley Cooper reference above).
Payment
Please pay in advance for the order. The payment will be finalized AFTER I have sent the file to you.
Shipping
I will ship the report via email. I am also able to send it via Dropbox on request.
Additional policies and FAQs
I do take custom orders for specific questions or concerns. However, I will only do third-party natal chart analysis by their consent. I cannot get their consent, obviously, so I would like you, the customer, to adhere to the honor system and let the person know that you're getting an analysis for them, if not before ordering, then shortly after. Hey - I think an astrological analysis makes a great gift!