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FunGirlsCards

Funny, witty, and sarcastic cards made to order.

LA, California
9,249 Sales

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FunGirlsCards is taking a short break

Note from shop owner We are currently in the process of re-opening the shop with new cards and a new look. See you in early 2021! Thanks!

Note from shop owner

Last updated on Aug 4, 2022

We are currently in the process of re-opening the shop with new cards and a new look. See you in early 2021! Thanks!

Rach P

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About FunGirlsCards

Sales 9,249
On Etsy since 2012

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Send someone snail-mail. You will make them smile.

We take your dirty thoughts, sarcastic comments, snide remarks and put them onto paper. If it's inappropriate, we want in on it.

What do people think of us??

Rachael's Dad: "Rach, don't you have anything nice to say?"
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"Girls, I am a Manager and Dj at a strip club and I think your cards would go over well with all the girls here."
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"What's not to love, skanks? Came perfect!"
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"These are some of my best selling cards at my shop. Hysterical and cross every line. Perfect for my customers!"
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"Hilarious cards on beautiful thick paper."
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"Working on my next order now, but I had to stop to tell you I am obsessed, but not in a creepy way, I'm totally normal."
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ANNNDDD That one lady who was pissed: "I HAVE TO SAY AS A CHRISTIAN YOUR CARD IS REPULSIVE!" Thank you stranger, this was the day we realized we had made it.

**We print, score, and cut every card ourselves! And frankly, we're damn proud of that.**

Shop members

  • Rach&Sarina

    Owner, Maker, Designer, Curator

    The world is ending Better tell the people you love you love them now and save the USPS while you're at it.

Shop policies

Last updated on May 10, 2022
Hey! Welcome to our shop. Here we feel that you should say what you mean and do what you want. If you're that kind of person, you've come to the right place. We make funny, witty, and sarcastic cards that say what's on our minds for everyday events.

While we always love to have fun, and hate rules, unfortunately life sometimes has to have a guideline or two.

Accepted payment methods

Paypal Visa Mastercard American Express Discover Apple Pay Klarna Giftcard
Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Returns and exchange details
We at FunGirls care about you. You're the reason we're here. Without you - I'm just a person with a drinking problem. If for any reason you are not satisfied let us know why, and we will send you a new item (we will refund in certain instances).

If you cancel an order we'll be really bummed , however, we understand. If we haven't sent the item - we will cancel it no worries. If we have- unfortunately we can't.
Payment
At this time we accept credit cards and paypal.
Shipping
We will ship your purchase within 4 days of receiving payment via U.S.P.S first class mail. If you want an upgrade, insurance, other options, message us - we can work something out. There is always a way to work something out.

*** If in the event you order an item that requires you to state which cards you want at check-out and you don't, we will message you. We will attempt to contact you twice, and if we do not hear from you within three days of purchase, we will send random cards! ***

PLEASE NOTE due to issues we have had shipping internationally, as of 5/1/15 we will only be doing so on a case by case basis. Apologies fungirls!
Additional policies and FAQs
We love what we do. We do what we love. We are super happy that you chose our shop, and we hope you feel the same. Message us with any questions or comments and you'll get a response a.s.a.p.

And of course we do wholesale orders. Just message us. The more you buy- the more you save!

Too dirty? Not dirty enough? Want us to change something? Just tell us, and most changes we can make to any card no problem -- NO EXTRA CHARGE.

All cards are printed on bright white (110 lb) cardstock and come with matching envelope.

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We're confident you'll love our funny, witty, and sarcastic greeting cards.
So go on - say what you want.

More information

Last updated on May 18, 2022
Frequently asked questions
Wholesale availability

Yes! We do wholesale, just message us! We create custom pricing/listings/amount of cards all the time.

How long will my order take to arrive?

To keep shipping costs down, we ship USPS First Class mail. Within the U.S. it takes about 2-4 days. Canada can take up to 4 weeks, but on average we see 10 days.

Do you do custom cards?

All the time. And don't be shy, we're never offended by words. Use link below!

https://www.etsy.com/listing/265565315/custom-card-funny-card-greeting-card?ref=shop_home_active_1

I like this ______ card, but would love it if it said this _____.

We can make just about any change you want (color,wordage), free of charge.

The inside of the card is blank, but I wish it said this ____.

No problem! Just write us a note and we'll whip that up, free of charge.