FunkerMarket

FunkerMarket

Portland, Oregon · 66 Sales

FunkerMarket

FunkerMarket

Portland, Oregon 66 Sales On Etsy since 2010

0 out of 5 stars
(46)

Announcement   Welcome to FunkerMarket's Etsy Shop. I make creatures. Etsy recommends that I describe my pieces so as to aid the buyer in making a good decision. To be helpful then I try to explain what it is I've made when I had nothing in mind when I made it. I find this process soothing. To see more please visit www.FunkerMarket.com and www.Coleoptera.com. To see the new postings you may follow me on Twitter. It's almost like a cartoon a day...sorta.

Announcement

Last updated on Apr 23, 2016

Welcome to FunkerMarket's Etsy Shop. I make creatures. Etsy recommends that I describe my pieces so as to aid the buyer in making a good decision. To be helpful then I try to explain what it is I've made when I had nothing in mind when I made it. I find this process soothing. To see more please visit www.FunkerMarket.com and www.Coleoptera.com. To see the new postings you may follow me on Twitter. It's almost like a cartoon a day...sorta.

George Heath

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George Heath

Reviews

No reviews in the last year
M E

M E on Apr 26, 2014

5 out of 5 stars

Hissssss! The perfect card for herpetologists, Slytherins, and general snake aficionados like me. Thanks a million!

M E

M E on Apr 26, 2014

5 out of 5 stars

Your cards are the BEST! They're especially the best when I own the sculpture you made that matches them! I believe I saw Sid the Fairy Godfather smirk when he saw the card, but given his grouchy temperament, I might very well be mistaken about that. In any case, he'll just have to put up with his "portrait" being propped up next to him on the shelf whether he likes it or not :-D

Anonymous on Jun 1, 2013

5 out of 5 stars

I can't wait for the reactions when I send these out!

Anonymous on Jun 1, 2013

5 out of 5 stars

Hilarious!

Anonymous on Jun 1, 2013

5 out of 5 stars

Anonymous on Jun 1, 2013

5 out of 5 stars

Anonymous on Dec 12, 2012

5 out of 5 stars
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  • George Heath

    Owner

    I was raised in a Norwegian neighborhood. I am not Norwegian but I have eaten of the Holy Lutefisk. It was awful.

Shop policies

Last updated on March 18, 2011
I want you to be happy with your purchase. If that were not so I'd be selling haggis or lutefisk. If you have any issues at all please contact me.

Generally if it's for sale here it is already printed or if original art sitting on the shelf ready to go. Just the same please allow two weeks.

If you have any questions or if anything on this page needs clarification please let me know by email.

Thank You,

George Heath

Accepted payment methods

  • Pay with Visa
  • Pay with Master Card
  • Pay with American Express
  • Pay with Discover
  • Pay with PayPal
  • Money Order
  • Check
Payment
I will ship when payment has cleared whether it be check, money order or credit card through paypal. Paypal takes only 48 hours, checks may take a little longer.

You do not have to be a Paypal member to use their credit card services.
Shipping
Currently only shipping to addresses within the United States. Other locations will be added soon.

Cards and prints will be shipped first class mail. One of a kind artwork whether 2-d or a sculpture will be shipped with adequate insurance.
Refunds and Exchanges
If for any reason you are unhappy please let me know. I'll make it right if I can.

If you wish to exchange an item you may return at your expense for a store credit.

If an item arrives damaged please contact me. In general I will replace such items. If that is not possible as in the case of original art I would have you return the item, (and the shipping container), to me and I will make a refund of all costs. UPS for example has to see the damage to the container before they will cover the insured value.
Additional policies and FAQs
Wholesale customers are requested to visit my website www.FunkerMarket.com. The website also lists current outlets for both sculptures and greeting cards