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Announcement    Greetings...

You must be a brave soul, trending into a dive like this. 'Where am I?', you may ask... well, sure isn't Candy Land...although, some of my creations do come with sprinkles...

You, brave traveler, have arrived in in G Haunt's Cabinet of Curiosities (formerly Frankly Don't Care). I bid you welcome and wish for you to make yourself comfortable. I will caution you to watch where you sit, many of my critters have teeth.

OK... now for your questions... geesh, so nosey so soon...

*** What is a Cabinet of Curiosities, you ask?

Well, Google Arts and Culture defines them as, 'A cabinet of curiosities store and exhibit a wide variety of objects and artifacts, with a particular leaning towards the rare, eclectic and esoteric.'

Sounds alluring, right? Basically, a cabinet of curiosities is not all that common. Some people have been known to faint upon first view of particular objects. Some curators have been ran out of town or tried for witchcraft! Heck, people have even been known to vanish inside certain cabinets!

So, let the later be a warning, don't upset the exhibits. They can tend to be rather moody... and no, I am not sure where they got their temper from.

*** Who is G Haunt? Is that a real name?

Yes, it is a real name. You really do like to try your luck, don't you? Just keep in mind, just a dash of black sea salt and half my creations will consider their dinner bell rung...

Anyway... I am Gregory Haunt (Allenbach if you prefer my sir name).

Wait, now you want to know more? You really are pushing it. I mean, who are we really? You know, Friedrich Nietzsche one said... wait, are your eyes glazing over? Seriously, such poor manners.

Fine, fine. Well, I am many things. I am an artist, muralist, author, maker, and the curator of this shop. I also have filled this shop with many of my experiments, creations and a few mistakes.

I am also a Leo who likes long walks on the beach, the way bourbon leaves a vapor once shot, and taunting the local gypsy as she reads my cards.

So, weary traveler, have you any more questions you'd like to ask? No? Great... I didn't know that I would end up on 60 Minutes the moment I invited you into my establishment.

Now, a word about all of my creations and critters. All are hand created, never in one particular method. What is life without variety and mystery, after all. Are they perfect, no... the arts are woven with my flaws, sometimes those flaws create a masterpiece.

Many things inspire me to create, hell, even omens and premonitions do... and they all are funneled and stitched into each of my wards. Now, don't go think any of them are necessarily bad luck, though they will be if you upset or annoy them.

So, weary traveler, this is where I leave you. Feel free to roam around and partake in all the oddity. Heck, feel free to spend a dime or seven. I am off to dust the franklys. They are quite particular about dust, they just don't get enough of the stuff.

Remember, watch your step, watch your fingers and don't annoy the locals. Enjoy your stay, though you may need your shots renewed after!

- g Haunt