GlowFyourself
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Reviews
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William on May 29, 2020
5 out of 5 starsWow, can't say or give enough stars. Exceeded expectations. Responded promptly to questions and was pleasure to work with.
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armykid1993 on May 15, 2020
5 out of 5 starsIf you're looking for an interesting time, look no further. Will purchase from this shop again
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Carly on Jun 3, 2020
5 out of 5 starsall good, thanks v much. Shame Bernie won't be pres but at least he is immortalised in this form
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jeina on May 24, 2020
5 out of 5 starsThis purchase was my second with Glowfuckyourself. And I'm ABSOLUTELY ESTATIC with my stainless steel Baphomet butt plug. This thing was built to last, and I personally needed THE MOST DURABLE , Yet comfortable. THANK YOU. My first purchase was on the silicone buttplug, and with in 24 hours of receiving, an ex RETARDED boyfriend BROKE AND DESTROYED my new piece of body jewelry. MAGNIFICENT JOB with the stainless steel!!
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Alicia on May 16, 2020
5 out of 5 starsI saw my boyfriend share a post with the backdoor door stopper on Facebook. He loved being surprised by seeing one of his silly posts come too life! It works just as good as it looks!
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About GlowFyourself
Drink, art, WIN.
Long ago, far away..probably at a bar, various young people gather round and make merry, eyes shifting, hands ready... cheeks.. clinched.
This is the story of a few brave souls, willing to risk it all, their jobs, their spouses..their very lives...to make awesome stuff, for your butthole...
The road is long and treacherous, though reasonably wide, and fairly easy to navigate even by the drunkest of hands, and, with in reason, well light at night.
JOIN US! On our epic quest, as we battle poverty, summon pizzas, spell poorly at grammar, become ensnared in the cuteness of our own kittens, and... procrastinate ..as if we would live...FOREVER!!
Remember..one does not simply binge watch Netflix and make sex toys..
Shop members
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Jesse Lindsay
Owner, Creator
GlowFYourself was founded in 2015, in Portland OR, by designer and artist Jesse Lindsay. Recently featured on TheDailyDot, Comedy Central, Fashion World Magazine, Dangerous Minds, Portland's Exotic Magazine and lots more, thanks for all the support!
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