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rj091478 on Jun 2, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

love it!!! now I just need to find someone who will use it with me.

Jesse responded on Jun 2, 2023

I wish you well upon this journey 😂 thanks a ton for the order and for the feed back, enjoy!

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5 out of 5 stars

We are absolutely happy wit our new pipe/toy 🤩 when we first ordered leaked a tiny bit of water, so i hit up the shop and they got a new base sent out. Now it works great and is a....big hit...(see wat I did there, man im funny🤣🤣🤣)

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5 out of 5 stars

The buttplug looks great. Really enjoyed this product. Thank you!

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5 out of 5 stars

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5 out of 5 stars

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5 out of 5 stars

Exactly as pictured! Nice gift for a certain person

Jesse responded on Jun 2, 2023

Thanks a ton for the order and the kind words homie, enjoy!! 🍕 🤤 🍑

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5 out of 5 stars

Incredible product. Delightful packaging, and they sent some really fun extras with my order! Would absolutely order from this maker again!!!

Jesse responded on Jun 2, 2023

🙏 Praise be and all that, amen!! 🙏

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5 out of 5 stars

A previous order was lost and I never received it. They made sure I was taking care of and I love my product!

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About GlowFyourself

Sales 9,077

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Drink, art, WIN.

Long ago, far away..probably at a bar, various young people gather round and make merry, eyes shifting, hands ready... cheeks.. clinched.

This is the story of a few brave souls, willing to risk it all, their jobs, their spouses..their very lives...to make awesome stuff, for your butthole...

The road is long and treacherous, though reasonably wide, and fairly easy to navigate even by the drunkest of hands, and, with in reason, well light at night.

JOIN US! On our epic quest, as we battle poverty, summon pizzas, spell poorly at grammar, become ensnared in the cuteness of our own kittens, and... procrastinate ..as if we would live...FOREVER!!

Remember..one does not simply binge watch Netflix and make sex toys..

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Jesse Lindsay

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GlowFYourself was founded in 2015, in Portland OR, by designer and artist Jesse Lindsay. Recently featured on TheDailyDot, Comedy Central, Fashion World Magazine, Dangerous Minds, Portland's Exotic Magazine and lots more, thanks for all the support!

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Last updated on February 8, 2016

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