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Timothy on Mar 21, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Very happy with my interactions with this shop! They were super helpful when my order was damaged in shipping! Corrected the issue right away! Will definitely be purchasing again!

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Sign in with Apple user on Mar 18, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Arrived ahead of schedule, packaged discreetly, and is well-made from high quality materials. 10/10

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William on Mar 5, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

I can’t leave enough stars. The product well exceeded expectations and communications was great as always. The Force is straight with this one!!

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5 out of 5 stars

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5 out of 5 stars

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5 out of 5 stars

Arrived fast, everything looks great. Thanks!

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5 out of 5 stars

Hilarious gift. Love the sound effects

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5 out of 5 stars

Looked as good as I had hoped. Beautiful quality of intent.

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christian on Mar 13, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

my boyfriends nipple piercing was too small for the size i ordered (he’s working up to it) but i use it as an earring and i’ll tell ya it fucking slays.

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Rocio on Mar 7, 2023

4 out of 5 stars

I would have given this a 5 star review had it been in Sterling Silver. I would have paid the extra cost for it to be in real silver.

True Earth pendants! Show the whole world you're woke af with this stylish necklace in silver or bronze!

True Earth pendants! Show the whole world you're woke af with this stylish necklace in silver or bronze!

About GlowFyourself

Sales 8,563

On Etsy since 2015

Drink, art, WIN.

Long ago, far away..probably at a bar, various young people gather round and make merry, eyes shifting, hands ready... cheeks.. clinched.

This is the story of a few brave souls, willing to risk it all, their jobs, their spouses..their very lives...to make awesome stuff, for your butthole...

The road is long and treacherous, though reasonably wide, and fairly easy to navigate even by the drunkest of hands, and, with in reason, well light at night.

JOIN US! On our epic quest, as we battle poverty, summon pizzas, spell poorly at grammar, become ensnared in the cuteness of our own kittens, and... procrastinate ..as if we would live...FOREVER!!

Remember..one does not simply binge watch Netflix and make sex toys..

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Jesse Lindsay

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GlowFYourself was founded in 2015, in Portland OR, by designer and artist Jesse Lindsay. Recently featured on TheDailyDot, Comedy Central, Fashion World Magazine, Dangerous Minds, Portland's Exotic Magazine and lots more, thanks for all the support!

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