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Amanda on Sep 10, 2020
5 out of 5 starsLaughed like a mad man when I turned it on! Between the sound and the color change when you make a strike motion this is freakin’ awesome!
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Anna on Oct 20, 2020
5 out of 5 starsJesse is awesome! My order was large and complicated and had a lot of changes, PLUS pandemic and fires and riots in Portland where the shop is . . . . my order was fulfilled perfectly and with lots of fun extras!
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About GlowFyourself
Drink, art, WIN.
Long ago, far away..probably at a bar, various young people gather round and make merry, eyes shifting, hands ready... cheeks.. clinched.
This is the story of a few brave souls, willing to risk it all, their jobs, their spouses..their very lives...to make awesome stuff, for your butthole...
The road is long and treacherous, though reasonably wide, and fairly easy to navigate even by the drunkest of hands, and, with in reason, well light at night.
JOIN US! On our epic quest, as we battle poverty, summon pizzas, spell poorly at grammar, become ensnared in the cuteness of our own kittens, and... procrastinate ..as if we would live...FOREVER!!
Remember..one does not simply binge watch Netflix and make sex toys..
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Jesse Lindsay
Owner, Creator
GlowFYourself was founded in 2015, in Portland OR, by designer and artist Jesse Lindsay. Recently featured on TheDailyDot, Comedy Central, Fashion World Magazine, Dangerous Minds, Portland's Exotic Magazine and lots more, thanks for all the support!
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