Drink, art, WIN.

Long ago, far away..probably at a bar, various young people gather round and make merry, eyes shifting, hands ready... cheeks.. clinched.

This is the story of a few brave souls, willing to risk it all, their jobs, their spouses..their very lives...to make awesome stuff, for your butthole...

The road is long and treacherous, though reasonably wide, and fairly easy to navigate even by the drunkest of hands, and, with in reason, well light at night.

JOIN US! On our epic quest, as we battle poverty, summon pizzas, spell poorly at grammar, become ensnared in the cuteness of our own kittens, and... procrastinate ..as if we would live...FOREVER!!

Remember..one does not simply binge watch Netflix and make sex toys..