Histore

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Dallas, Texas · 13 Sales

Histore

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Dallas, Texas 13 Sales On Etsy since 2011

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Announcement   Prints come in 100% RAG ACID FREE WATERCOLOR PAPER in the Standard Poster Size of 18 x 24.
This enables you to be able to get framing for the painting by going into any local frame store.
If you need a different size or sizing to fit a frame, contact me so I can change this.

Or I can just slap your face and tell you "NO! No changes for you for the rest of your entire existence on this hell you call Earth and I call heaven!" and steam billows out from behind me as I laugh and some organ is played by a scary guy in the corner and rocket propellers ignite under my feet and I rocketeer into the stars, off to destroy other stuff. So.

Thanks for the stopping by.

Announcement

Prints come in 100% RAG ACID FREE WATERCOLOR PAPER in the Standard Poster Size of 18 x 24.
This enables you to be able to get framing for the painting by going into any local frame store.
If you need a different size or sizing to fit a frame, contact me so I can change this.

Or I can just slap your face and tell you "NO! No changes for you for the rest of your entire existence on this hell you call Earth and I call heaven!" and steam billows out from behind me as I laugh and some organ is played by a scary guy in the corner and rocket propellers ignite under my feet and I rocketeer into the stars, off to destroy other stuff. So.

Thanks for the stopping by.

Painter Julia

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Painter Julia

Reviews

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Anonymous on Mar 26, 2012

3 out of 5 stars

Anonymous on Mar 16, 2012

5 out of 5 stars

this became immediately my friend's favorite !

Anonymous on Mar 16, 2012

5 out of 5 stars

never seen anything more creative !

Anonymous on Mar 16, 2012

5 out of 5 stars

so cute, thank you!

Anonymous on Feb 10, 2012

5 out of 5 stars

OMG! How gorgeous is this???!!!!! Like i've told you in convos your art is beautiful and it really speaks to me, you are a beautiful extremely generous soul, thank you!

Shop policies

Last updated on February 12, 2012
Ancient ornament works from pottery to vase that is documented yet sometimes not famous. Neon bring these oft ignored ornamentation into the lowbrow street art movement of today. But yaaar!

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Payment to come two days after purchase. If not, email correspondence is to be made or order will be canceled. Reserves can be held for a week. Custom orders are encouraged! I can fashion up just about anything! Ive done a gun-toting llama with tennis shoes on and a big bottom before!
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Packages shipped at day or day after purchase, and are wrapped neatly and lovelyly.
Refunds and Exchanges
Refunds in full if the problem is addressed and stated in full detail, providing images of the problem. Of course, every case is subjective, and if I judge that your nose ain't long on the issue, you will be responded to with all due respect. I am not one to place my egoism over your complaint in a dismissive or minimizing fashion.
Additional policies and FAQs
I do custom orders.

Please note that every order will be subject to your opinion, thus better or worse to whichever the wind entails your day to color the feelings of your soul over the gift of my creationistic habit. If gifts of God ruin and destroy you, I would suggest you taking it out on scribbles you scribe while chitterchortling on your phone, aka, your own gift of God you created. And yet, the most effectuve technique I have found is to get out your vaccum cleaner, get the Work Of God questioned, and bash it on the top of the vaccum cleaner handle until you Vlad Dracul its ass straight through the heart, for that therein is the only way to kill certain ungodly creatures, and the antoymn of impaling is not in existence since we have not yet discovered how to use dark matter into a reverse vaccuming device to where black holes would be a normal presence upon the face of Earth, thus impaling the piece in question is the reverse of impaling the piece in question. Of course, all of that does not matter if you have found yourself to smile at the nearet sunset, which implies that hey, for the time being, life as you is a Work of God, and the only way to get rid of you is to jump into the sunset off of the said cliff. Personally, I would not recommend that action. Please don't destroy my or your artwork trivially (yes, your "sketches" and "scribbles" are your artworks, do not throw them away!) and enjoy time as time is.
Wackily yours,
Pj