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SnarkyScouts

Snarky Scouts

Huntingtown, Maryland · 171 Sales

SnarkyScouts

Snarky Scouts

Huntingtown, Maryland 171 Sales On Etsy since 2011

5 out of 5 stars
(60)

Shop owner

Molly

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The Horizontal Tango Merit Badge
$20.00
Getting Lucky Badge
$26.00
Girlfriend Retention Merit Badge
$20.00
Skinny Dipping Merit Badge
$24.00
Amateur Pornography Merit Badge
$26.00
Vagrancy Merit Badge
$20.00
Getting Canned Merit Badge
$26.00
Pole Dancing Merit Badge
$28.00
Douchebaggery Merit Badge
$22.00
Getting Knocked Up Merit Badge
$20.00
Rocket Surgery Merit Badge
$22.00
Data Visualization Merit Badge
$22.00
French Tickling Merit Badge
$20.00
Sex Toy Sampling Merit Badge
$20.00
Dirty Dancing Merit Badge
$24.00
Home Invasions Merit Badge
$20.00
Minecraft certificate (World Gaming series)
$22.00
Metaphorical Cardiology Merit Badge
$20.00
Sneaky brooch
$18.00
Elfin Podiatry Merit Badge
$20.00
Low Emissions Transport Merit Badge
$20.00
Witchcraft Merit Badge
$20.00
Red Rover certificate (World Gaming series)
$28.00
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Reviews

Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(60)
Jason Chohonis

Jason Chohonis on Nov 16, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

Looks great, very humourous and well made.

Degan Walters

Degan Walters on Oct 4, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

Best. My friend loved it.

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About

because "twerking" is a skill worthy of a merit badge...

Like most girls in my town, I was a scout. It was cool. Badges were fun. But have you looked closely at those badges now that you're big? They're weird. They're like the precursor to web icons, but they're low-fi, and so it's really hard to tell, sometimes, what they represent. This all started when I was poking around online and found the "mammals" badge. To me, it looked like a turtle on a high wire. Why is that turtle tightrope walking? That's not safe at any speed!

As I looked around a bit more, I realized I could rewrite the narrative of many of these badges. And so the idea for Snarky Scouts was born.

These are high-quality letterpressed certificates on super-thick Lettra card stock. Each has a real, usually vintage badge glued in the center. Give these to your friends, your co-workers -- anyone with a stupid hipster life skill worth celebrating!

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  • Molly

    Owner, Creator, Designer

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Shop policies

Last updated on April 29, 2015

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Refunds and Exchanges
If you're not happy with your badge, I'll refund it minus the cost of shipping once I receive it back from you at your expense. If it arrives damaged, please contact me immediately (with photos of the damage) and I will work with you to replace it.