HonestAFCards

Houston, Texas | 3538 Sales

HonestAFCards

Houston, Texas 3538 Sales On Etsy since 2015

5 out of 5 stars (806)

Announcement   Welcome to Honest AF Cards!

VERY HONEST, yet funny greeting cards for all occasions!

Our cards say what you really want to say!
Whether you're saying Happy Birthday Motherf---er or You're the Sh*t, we have the perfect cards!

And if you can't find exactly what you want to say, let us know and we'll be happy to create it for you!

Thanks for checking out the shop!

Be sure to follow us on Instagram @honestafcards and "like" us on Facebook!

Announcement

Last updated on Dec 7, 2018

Welcome to Honest AF Cards!

VERY HONEST, yet funny greeting cards for all occasions!

Our cards say what you really want to say!
Whether you're saying Happy Birthday Motherf---er or You're the Sh*t, we have the perfect cards!

And if you can't find exactly what you want to say, let us know and we'll be happy to create it for you!

Thanks for checking out the shop!

Be sure to follow us on Instagram @honestafcards and "like" us on Facebook!

Verna

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Verna

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About

You're So F---ing Awesome!

Frustrated with greeting cards that are full of poetic sh*t I'd never say, I started Honest AF Cards with the sole purpose of simple, honest, often obscene, but funny messages.

My inspiration mostly comes from things I'd normally say. I also am inspired by other sources like family and friends.

I really love how even my friends who are a bit more conservative really get a laugh out of my cards.

My cards are simple and honest as f--k!
No flowers.
No balloons.
No sappy sh*t.
Just words.

I may be biased, but I think they're f--king awesome!
I hope you will too!

Around the web

Shop members

  • Verna

    Owner, Creative Hustler

    I'm a creative girl who rarely bites my tongue. Born and raised in Florida, I live in the cool, yet oh so weird, city of Austin, Texas. When I'm not creating funny cards, I like to photograph awesome people and beautiful places around the world.

  • Angel

    Silent Partner, Badass Creative Assistant & Customer Service Agent

    Angel is the first person Verna runs ideas across for feedback. If she loves it, it's likely others will too! Shipping, food runs, bubble tea breaks and other miscellaneous duties are handled by Angel.

Production partners

  • Screen Printing Shop

    Houston, TX

    Awesome screen printer takes my designs and prints them on the products.

  • Local Sticker Shop

    Austin, TX

    Stickers printed and cut in Austin, TX by local vinyl sticker shop.

  • Dope Pencil Company

    United States

    Pencils are hand-stamped by an engraving company.

  • Awesome Screen printing Shop

    Austin, TX

    Awesome screen printing company in Austin, TX.

  • Gift Wrap Sheets Printer

    San Jose, CA

    Prints Honest AF designs on gift wrap sheets.

  • Tape Printer

    China

    Honest AF Tape is designed in Houston, Texas and printed in China. We carefully package and ship each roll from our Houston, Texas office.

Shop policies

Last updated on September 20, 2018
Welcome to Honest AF Cards!
Our cards are simple and honest as f--k!
No flowers.
No balloons.
No bullshit.

Accepted payment methods

Paypal Visa Mastercard American Express Discover Giftcard
Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Returns and exchange details
All Sales Are Final.

I pride myself on customer satisfaction! I'm not happy until you're happy. After all, I'm a consumer too!

I make sure all prints and cards are photographed well to show colors and details.
There may be slight variations in color depending on computer monitors, but generally what you see is what you can expect to receive.

I package items with care to ensure the presentation is perfect when you receive your items.
Payment
We accept Paypal, all major credit cards and acceptable Etsy forms of payments.

All Texas orders will be charged 8.25% sales tax per state requirements.
Shipping
We ship items within 1-2 business days unless otherwise stated in the listing. Items shipped to the US will generally arrive within 3-5 business days of shipping.

All other countries, arrival time of items varies, but can generally take 1-3 weeks.

Expedited shipping may be available.

We are not responsible for lost, stolen or damaged domestic or international items, however, please let us know if you do not receive your item or it arrives damaged.

All customs taxes, fees, etc. are the sole responsibility of the purchaser.
Additional policies and FAQs
Need a custom order?
Message me details or quantity requests and I will create a listing that's specific to your needs.

Interested in wholesale?
Wholesale orders can be placed on honestafcards.faire.com