HowAwcard

Greeting cards for the awkward turtle in us all

Atlanta, Georgia · 2105 Sales

HowAwcard

Greeting cards for the awkward turtle in us all

Atlanta, Georgia 2105 Sales On Etsy since 2012

5 out of 5 stars
(397)

Announcement   Greetings internet traveler! If you’re like most humans you have trouble expressing those things that make you all squirrely inside. Scientists call them feelings. Here you’ll find an array of handcrafted and uniquely designed greeting cards and accessories that can turn those awkward feelings into adorably awkward sentiments.

Announcement

Greetings internet traveler! If you’re like most humans you have trouble expressing those things that make you all squirrely inside. Scientists call them feelings. Here you’ll find an array of handcrafted and uniquely designed greeting cards and accessories that can turn those awkward feelings into adorably awkward sentiments.

Jenny Burrows

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Jenny Burrows

Cat Lady - I Like You Card
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Bridesbitch - Bridesmaid Card
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I'm Sorry - Sympathy Card
$4.00
That Sucks - Sympathy Card
$4.00
Boobs - Mother's Day Card
$4.00
Wiped My Butt - Mother's Day Card
$4.00
Wiped My Butt - Father's Day Card
$4.00
You're a Slytherin - Birthday Card
$4.00
Fine Young Cannibals - Wedding Card
$4.00
You're a Hufflepuff - Birthday Card
$4.00
Doppelganger - I Like You Card
$4.00
Nickleback - I Like You Card
$4.00
Entropy - I Like You Card
$4.00
207 Bones - I Like You Card
$4.00
Knocked Up Mom - Father's Day Card
$4.00
Fancy Paper - Graduation Card
$4.00
Pizza - I Like You Card
$4.00
Awesome Gene Pool - I Like You Card
$4.00
Bill Gates - Graduation Card
$4.00
Buy 4 Get 1 Free
$16.00
Wise Ass - Father's Day Card
$4.00
Immortal - Birthday Card
$4.00
Sports Fan - Birthday Card
$4.00
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Reviews

Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(397)
Tawny

Tawny on Oct 15, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

The card came promptly, and it is gorgeous. I couldn't be more excited to give it to my favorite Ravenclaw. Thanks!

britters916

britters916 on Oct 11, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

These cards are perfect for that sarcastic person in your life. Snarky and bordering on inappropriate, but hilarious! The cards arrived within a couple of days and were exactly as pictured on the site.

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Updates

Have you checked out our newest Valentine's Day cards? We have 6 new cards since last year!

About

History's Greatest Story In History

It began with the simple idea that humans are naturally awkward and quirky, and thus, the cards that we give each other should be as well. How Awcard was born in July of 2012 in Birmingham, Alabama. It was a water birth.

Since then, Awcards have been sent all around the world, have been featured on Buzzfeed and Reddit, and have made at least 1,237 people feel awkward in some way. Next year, we're shooting for 4,598.

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Shop members

  • Jenny Burrows

    Owner, Designer

  • Pixel

    Quality Control

  • Mouse

    Assistant

Shop policies

Last updated on July 20, 2016
Greetings internet traveler! If you’re like most humans you have trouble expressing those things that make you all squirrely inside. Scientists call them feelings. Here you’ll find a complete array of handcrafted and uniquely designed greeting cards and accessories that can turn those awkward feelings into adorably awkward sentiments.

Accepted payment methods

  • Pay with Visa
  • Pay with Master Card
  • Pay with American Express
  • Pay with Discover
  • Pay with PayPal
  • Buy with Apple Pay
  • Pay with Sofort
  • Pay with iDeal
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards
Payment
Payment

• Paypal is our preferred method of payment. If you don't have a Paypal account, you should seriously get with the times! It's free to create! But for those of you who are still holding out, you can buy our products by using your trusty old credit card through Paypal, just follow these easy instructions: http://www.etsy.com/help/article/361

• Direct Checkout is also available. Just use your credit card like you would for anything else.
Shipping
All products are shipped out of Atlanta, GA using first class mail with the good ole USPS 1-3 business days after your order is placed.

Our cards come shipped in a very sturdy, 6"x8" self sealing cardboard mailer guaranteed to protect against bumps, nicks and raccoon attacks.
Refunds and Exchanges
• If you're unhappy with your purchase for any reason, simply contact us and return the item within 7 days of receipt. Shipping costs for returns are the responsibility of the customer. Once we receive the item you'll be refunded the purchase price less any shipping costs.

• If your item arrived damage, let us know and we'll personally hunt down and destroy the guilty party. Oh, and we'll send you a replacement product, too.
Additional policies and FAQs
If you're interested in a wholesale order we'd love to talk with you. Just shoot us an email at howawcard [!at] gmail.com