The Cannibal Concierge

London, United Kingdom · 1241 Sales

Announcement   Creator of Hannibal Wares!

Please peruse my shop policies before ordering!


Last updated on Jul 1, 2018

Creator of Hannibal Wares!

Please peruse my shop policies before ordering!

Laura Spencer

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Laura Spencer


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The Cannibal Concierge at your service

I'm here by accident, I fell into tumblr and after seeing a huge lack of Hannibal merch I wanted to change that, and here I am!

If you ever have any requests or questions, please drop me a message on here, twitter, or tumblr, I always consider suggestions seriously and love hearing from people!

Shop members

  • Laura

    Owner, Creator

    I watched Aperitif and 5 years later here I am.

Shop policies

Last updated on May 28, 2018
Welcome to The Cannibal Concierge! Products designed by me that get the word about Hannibal.

Accepted payment methods

  • Visa
  • Mastercard
  • American Express
  • Discover
  • Apple Pay
  • Klarna
  • Sofort
  • Ideal
  • Paypal
  • GiftcardAccepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale
Returns and exchange details
If you would like a refund pre dispatch that can be done in full. (via Paypal)

If you would like a refund post dispatch the buyer pays refund postage and I will refund the full price of the product only (via Paypal) on return of the product in its original condition.
I accept credit and debit cards, paypal and etsy gift cards. Paypal preferred.
Delivery through Royal Mail from the United Kingdom, I'm currently trialling a new system whereby packages that fit in a post box can be shipped very quickly, within 1-3 days. Everything else will still be 1-2 weeks. I reserve the right to bump you up into a longer shipping category if I need too, I will try and give as much warning as possible. This is very unlikely to happen.

Tracking can be organised personally, please feel free to drop me a message, ideally BEFORE purchase as I could dispatch at any time. (there will be extra charges.)

Dispatched within 1-3 days for small parcels, 1-2 weeks for everything else.
Domestic Delivery (to the UK) is 2-10 Days
International Delivery is 2-6 Weeks (usually, but depending on local services, maximum is 12 weeks)

Items very very rarely get lost, or take longer than the 12 weeks. The higher the value of the order, the more I would recommend tracking, but it is ultimately YOUR decision.
Additional policies and FAQs
If you would like to make a design request or commission, please email me at IDFYTI [!at] and I'll happily discuss it with you.

My items are not for resale.

I sometimes use recycled packaging as much as possible, a little bit to help the planet and to keep shipping charges down. As my business grows I will probably phase this out but it's my policy for now.

REMINDER, I am a human being. Please in messages speak to me as you would an actual human being because I am. Literally if you're rude I won't sell to you, I have more respect for myself than that.