We put the "Sin" in Sincerely Yours.


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Junk Punch

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Junk Punch


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About JunkPunch

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On Etsy since 2014

Junk Punch puts the "Sin" in Sincerely Yours.

Born from the desire to amuse, Junk Punch is an independently owned greeting card company in New York City that is committed to saying it the way you know you want to. Happily irreverent while fulfilling 100% of your US Recommended Daily Allowance of Sass, Junk Punch doesn’t mince words and neither should you.

We wish we could say Junk Punch was formed due to a disenchantment for mainstream, cookie-cutter sentiment, but quite frankly, we’ve never been motivated to make the greeting card industry a better place. But encouraging authentic, analog communication and raising a glass to saying what you mean? Absolutely. Reflecting upon the absurdities of pop culture while occasionally sticking it to stupidity? Bring it.

Lofty ambitions for a greeting card company? Perhaps.

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  • Nikki Hirsch

    Owner, CEO (Chief Everything Officer)

    Nikki writes the card copy, runs the business, art directs and pretty much does everything that isn't related to actual illustration. She also makes minute rice in 45 seconds.

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Last updated on April 29, 2022
Recycled paper, Original thought.

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We ship all parcels using USPS because "neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds." And we think that sort of intense weather-disregarding dedication should be rewarded with our business.

Please Note: We're not responsible if the carrier requires a signature and no one is there to sign for the goods, or if a carrier makes several unsuccessful delivery attempts and then returns the package to us. In these cases, or if a delivery can't be made to your shipping location due to an incomplete address and the package is returned, we will need to charge additional shipping fees to resend the order. If you believe your order is missing but the carrier can provide delivery confirmation, we will be unable to send a replacement and you must take up the issue with the carrier.