As always, better in person than picture. Thank you sooo much for my Dirty Dick! It's huge!!! Ideas have already popped into my head since handling this thing, so I'll get back to the writing in hopes of income to go towards more of your art. The goal is to have a mini museum of sorts... Excitedly waiting for the big crate of characters. 😄

Hopefully my dentist appreciates this piece as much as I do. Maybe his clients will take better care of their teeth or perhaps smaller bites at meals when they see this hung in the office. Thank you for another beautiful piece!

SlobbyChrist reminds me of attending church years ago, when we had to pick the pastor's giant nose for treats/prizes. One of my customers is bound to find inspiration from this piece. I'm glad the canvas was stripped and abandoned; I felt it was taking away from the drip/ooze of the Lard. As always, love the piece, love the notes while unpacking; keep up the creativity and enjoy the process while you can. Here's hoping more customers come your way and mine. Thank you, Valter!

Life can be full of challenging decisions. What career should I choose? What sort of recreational drugs should I take today? Should I have children of my own, or just borrow some from a friend? Fortunately, there is one big decision which is relatively simple: should I get a slobbycock? The answer is "yes!". It is life-changing in too many ways to list them all here in this "review". So I will just say that I love mine. My friends and colleagues love it. My grandchildren love it. You too will love your slobbycock. Just remember that a slobbycock is for life - not just for Christmas or other religious festivals... Thank you Valter :)

Valter, when I look at my Stubborn Ass, chills run up my spine as the realism is exact/spot-on/perfect. You've taken my thoughts and created an exquisite sculpt, even with my constant nagging- err... "direction," you've managed to edit a fictional character into a work of art. Being apart of every step of the process is amazing and I appreciate the patience & listening skills involved in this time-consuming project. Shipping the first time round didn't go as planned but the second shipment was absolutely flawless and couldn't have gone any smoother on my end. I'm excited for the new additions to my collection. As for the ones I've received: they are in a box together in my lair, lid open so they can breathe of course. Thank you so so much for these beautiful, hideous, remarkable pieces of life from your fingertips. ~ Holly

This seller is absolutely amazing. Communication is outstanding. I would post a photo of what I purchased but I'm being lazy. You are getting what you pay for. What is pictured. It is exactly what you get. After my first order. I contacted the seller about the packaging being a little damaged. This order. The seller went above and beyond making the package very secure. Do not hesitate purchasing from the seller. You will have a wonderful piece of something to display for those to question and admire.

Holy cow. The miracle cow. Goodness gracious. I am elated. I am ecstatic. I am not elastic. Therefore, I am filled with enough joy to approximately make my seams burst. I'm not certain if I'm supposed to picture or even mention that I got other little goodies in with my package. But I did. And they could not be more better. Or more butter. It's like he/it/they/them knew me. I cannot wait for others to gaze upon these while we share thoughts and conversations about the creations. Whatever you're into, you should give this artist a try!!!!

⚠️ SUPER, GREAT, UNIQUE, EXCITING! I BUY!!

The fastest delivery I know and the most professional sculptures I buy. Those who like this art form will have their joy. I am excited!

So many details with a professional execution makes open mouths.As already written, everything mine! 👌☺️