Lord von Schmitt

Nevada City, California
| 2,991 Sales | 5 out of 5 stars 5 out of 5 stars

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Last updated on Apr 30, 2020

As seen on ABC's Shark Tank !!!!



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Schuyler Ellers

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Schuyler Ellers


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About LordvonSchmitt

Sales 2,991
On Etsy since 2010

Crochet as you've never seen it before....

Lord von Schmitt is a high fashion brand dedicated to taking crochet one step further than you ever imagined possible. Designer Schuyler Ellers incorporates the mind-melting patterns and vibrant colors of 1970’s era crochet blankets into fun and comfortable fashion designs. With an imaginative assortment of items to choose from—from chaps to onesies to parasols!!!—Lord von Schmitt is ready to kick off the next big fashion trend: crochet!!

Shop members

  • Schuyler Ellers

    Owner, Designer, Photographer

    Schuyler Ellers is the mad scientist of recycled crochet. Blessed with a large field and an art barn, he never stops sewing, collaging, and taking photographs of his increasingly unusual works of art.

  • Deedee Brownell

    Seamstress, Customer Service, Shipper

    Wisecracking Deedee provides what every sustainable fashion line needs: incredible sewing skill and solid service. Before she makes your shorts, Deedee will charm your pants off.

Production partners

  • Dopoo Sportswear


    Great crochet company located in China

  • Printed Mint

    Phoenix, AZ

    T-shirt Printer

Shop policies

Last updated on May 10, 2022
Welcome to Lord von Schmitt's magical website, where nothing is as it seems and all garments are made with yarn and love. The Empire has nothing to wear.

Accepted payment methods

Paypal Visa Mastercard American Express Discover Apple Pay Klarna Giftcard
Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Returns and exchange details
I will give refunds for good reasons..just contact me. We do prefer to receive refund requests within 2 months.
Deedee is an excellent and experienced shipper!!! Please contact us if you have any problems.