LustyLetter

A positively naughty line of greeting cards

Berkeley, California · 62 Sales

LustyLetter

A positively naughty line of greeting cards

Berkeley, California 62 Sales On Etsy since 2012

5 out of 5 stars
(11)

Announcement   Lusty Letter is a gift-giving company that provides The Mischevious Ones with the goods to give their love a sublimely subliminal, naughty surprise.

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Lusty Letter is a gift-giving company that provides The Mischevious Ones with the goods to give their love a sublimely subliminal, naughty surprise.

Stacey Fischer

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About

Making type-driven lust sublimely subliminal.

I grew up in a household where my Mom, Kandy and my Dad, Vern were in an on-going love affair with one another. My Dad would greet my Mom with a kiss while grabbing her ass. My Mom would affectionately declare her love for my Dad by calling him the "Big Bullsh*tter."

The love+lust+humor combination runs through my blood. So it wasn't surprising that one Valentine's Day, I decided to give my beau (who was also affectionately known as "Spock") a sexy, handmade card. We were out at a great little French bistro when I gave it to him. He looked at the front; then the inside; then the front again; and then it clicked. He saw the subliminal message. He started laughing. Then he started laughing so hard that he cried. So I thought if I was able to make Spock laugh so hard that he cried, I might be on to something. I want everyone to laugh that hard.

I then proceeded to test the idea across various different holidays and occasions, and it miraculously worked hilariously well. The ideas keep coming (so to speak).

Thanks to my family, friends, and my fantastic intern, Mariette, I feel like Lusty Letter just might be the little business that could. It spreads love, lust and just the right amount of "Oh, my God. Did you just say that?"

Shop members

  • Stacey Fischer

    Owner, Designer, Exalted Leader

    I was raised by psychiatric nurses with a bawdy & loving sense of humor. After being properly scared to death of nursing, I jumped into design with both feet. The apex of great ideas, beautiful type & exceptional craft is my favorite place to stand.

Shop policies

Last updated on December 17, 2012
Welcome to Lusty Letter, where the love of lust and the lust of type mash up in the most surprising and rewarding way.

All cards are designed and printed in Seattle (though oftentimes conceived on airplanes). The design originates in our convivial International District studio, and then takes Metro Bus #15 to Evolution Press where the cards are printed with the utmost of care.

While the primary thoughts coursing through Lusty Letter are sexy and mischievous; the primary elements that make up a Lusty card are recycled and/or sustainably sourced. Lusty Letter cards are printed on Mohawk Superfine FSC Certified paper.
Our lovely envelopes are from French Paper Company, which produces all their paper products via hydroelectricity.

©2012 Lusty Letter, LLC . All rights reserved.

Accepted payment methods

  • Visa
  • Mastercard
  • American Express
  • Discover
  • Apple Pay
  • Klarna
  • Sofort
  • Ideal
  • Paypal
  • GiftcardAccepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
We want you to be completely happy with your Lusty Letter, so please read the item descriptions carefully (and of course in between the letters). We gladly accept returns of salable items within 7 days (unused and in original packaging). You are responsible for return shipping costs.

If your package is damaged in transit, please notify us immediately upon receipt so that we can take steps to remedy the situation.
Payment
We accept all major credit cards and PayPal. Orders paid via PayPal eCheck will not ship until the eCheck has cleared. Sales tax applies to all orders shipped within the state of Washington.
Shipping
We know you want your lustiness soon, but please double check that your shipping address is correct BEFORE checking out. There is no way for us to recall a USPS parcel once it has left our lusty hands.

Orders ship within two business days of payment.

Orders ship USPS first class, which takes 3-5 business days.

You will want to order at least 7 business days before you need your Lusty Letter.
(Longer for international orders.)

If you would like expedited shipping (in the US), we can send your lustiness via Priority Mail, which costs an extra $5 dollars for a standard 1-2 card order and gets it there in 2-3 business days.

International shipments generally take approximately 6 - 10 business days to arrive. However, due to customs, these shipments can sometimes take longer, so please order in plenty of time to avoid any issues if shipments take longer than expected. Lusty Letter is not responsible for longer shipping times on international orders.

International orders may incur additional taxes or duties at the time of arrival at your country's customs office. These fees will vary based on the amount of your order and your country's policies. Lusty Letter is not responsible for reimbursing the buyer for taxes, duties or VAT in any way - all duties and taxes are the responsibility of the buyer. For help estimating your possible duty fees, you can visit the following website: www.dutycalculator.com/. (This is just a tool to help with estimating fees; Lusty Letter does not guarantee the accuracy of this site).
Additional policies and FAQs
Wholesale purchases are available to qualifying retailers. Contact us to receive a Lusty Letter line sheet.