Market Twenty Seven

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Market Twenty Seven

96 Sales On Etsy since 2010

0 out of 5 stars

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Mae Brown

Mae Brown on Apr 23, 2015

4 out of 5 stars

This card was perfect for my best friend. Shipping took nearly two weeks, but I'm sure the bad weather that plagued the Northeast had something to do with it. It looked homemade, which was cute.

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About Us

Like most boys and girls, the sisters behind Market Twenty Seven grew up in a home of severe dysfunction. Their upbringing wasrife with daily lashings, criticism, and ridicule (amongst other self-esteem crushing activities).

As a result, these girls learnt not how to be decent, loving or kind, but rather they realized that love can be shown through many different channels, including, but not limited to: sarcasm, cruelty and (playfully) offensive remarks.

Alas, Market Twenty Seven has been years in the making, and lucky for you these girls have finally decided to share their judgmental brilliance with the world.

Yes my friend, gone are the days of sappy greeting cards with ridiculous, loser-rich slogans and phrases. Unless you grew up ina happy home with a mom and dad who told you they loved you, or even worse, have yet to divorce, then you don’t want toshame yourself by giving out one of those lame-town junk cards to your besties.

Now go on, get off your fat ass, and tell one and all, Market Twenty Seven is here! Get your cards, prints, tanks and tees!

God damn it — they have it all.


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Last updated on March 3, 2011

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