SignsThatWork

Unique & Funny Signs: SAVE TIME & STOP SOLICITORS!

Gilbert, Arizona · 1146 Sales

SignsThatWork

Unique & Funny Signs: SAVE TIME & STOP SOLICITORS!

Gilbert, Arizona 1146 Sales On Etsy since 2011

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Announcement   Are you sick and tired of random jerks, weirdos and/or strangers and wasting your time, disrupting your family and home?

We certainly were, and the traditional "nice" signs were being completely ignored. So out of utter frustration, with a retro atomic age feel and a dash of sardonic humor, our unique and funny No Soliciting Signs were born.

Our customers tell us they are the most effective No Soliciting Signs on the planet. Even better in person. But don't take our word for it, read our actual feedback below.

Please be patient, be kind, buy a sign and gain peace of mind.

"Signs That Work" - Matthew Flansburg and Family

Announcement

Last updated on Apr 4, 2016

Are you sick and tired of random jerks, weirdos and/or strangers and wasting your time, disrupting your family and home?

We certainly were, and the traditional "nice" signs were being completely ignored. So out of utter frustration, with a retro atomic age feel and a dash of sardonic humor, our unique and funny No Soliciting Signs were born.

Our customers tell us they are the most effective No Soliciting Signs on the planet. Even better in person. But don't take our word for it, read our actual feedback below.

Please be patient, be kind, buy a sign and gain peace of mind.

"Signs That Work" - Matthew Flansburg and Family

Matthew Flansburg

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Matthew Flansburg

About

Creating is the pinnacle of the human condition. I love to Create.

My grandmothers taught me how to draw and paint. I am passing that gift on to my daughters.

Self expression through the process of materializing thoughts into works is the most enjoyable process in the world. While it only takes a few seconds to destroy something, it takes a lifetime to keep creating. I believe my artworks convey a berserking truth through comedy and story telling. I don't pretend to offer some pretentious insight into our world, but I do show a slightly comic book way of how I see it.

Good luck and when in doubt smile and laugh!

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Shop members

  • Flansburg Family

    Owner, Maker, Designer, Curator

    The Flansburg Family his here to help you. Artwork by Matthew (Dada), Fulfillment by Melissa (Momma), Creative Advisor Emma (6). Lily (2) is our Tornado and original crying baby that sparked the No Soliciting Sign idea. Blake Ivy (0) is our newborn!

  • Matthew and Lily Flansburg

    Owner, Maker, Designer, Full Time Family Man, Part Time Mad Man

    I am Matthew, nice to meet you. I saw a UFO when I was 11 years old. Wanting to understand what I experienced, I earned a Bachelor's Degree in Physics with minors in Mathematics, Philosophy and Astronomy. I have been painting since I was 5.

  • MIssy and Emma Flansburg

    Curator, Photography And Fulfillment

    We help Dada by getting your packages out fast and early!

  • Baby Blake Ivy Flansburg

    Newest Inspiration

    Say hello to Blake Ivy!

Shop policies

Last updated on May 19, 2016
Welcome to our small shop! People wasting your time and invading your space? We were too. After looking at the market we decided that the traditional signs out there are boring and ineffective. What started out as a need, turned into a joke, and then into a small operation. Our signs have an edge and that is what makes them effective. So have a look around. We are updating our inventory often with new and improved ideas.

Take a look around. A great deal of thought and work has gone into creating them. Each sign is signed and numbered individually, definitely a boring, average sign for a boring average person!

Accepted payment methods

  • Pay with Visa
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  • Pay with American Express
  • Pay with Discover
  • Pay with PayPal
  • Buy with Apple Pay
  • Pay with Sofort
  • Pay with iDeal
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards
Payment
I accept all major credit cards and PayPal through Etsy. Arizona residents are, by law, charged the minimum legally required taxes.
Shipping
All packages are shrouded in two layers of 1/16 inch foam sheeting with a cardboard backing. Your sign is then placed in a bubble-wrap mailer for added protection. When shipped, we will follow up via the Etsy interface by marking your package "shipped".

In order to pass savings on to your, we recently (June 2013) switched exclusively to USPS. All orders ship First Class with insurance and Delivery Confirmation included. Double and Triple orders all ship USPS Priority Mail. Etsy will automatically update the status of your package with USPS Delivery Confirmation.

Yes! We ship Internationally and our quotes include Delivery Confirmation. If you do not see your country listed either use the "Everywhere Else" shipping price, (the least expensive choice), or contact us directly to obtain a quote.
Refunds and Exchanges
WE PROVIDE A 100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE AND/OR REPLACEMENT OFFERING.

All products shipped are brand new. There may be minor differences and minor manufacturing flaws between print cycles (Series). We do our best to securely and safely package your newly purchased artworks. All signs/packages are shrouded in 1/16 inch foam sheeting with a cardboard backing. They are then placed in a bubble-wrap mailer for added protection. Every once in a while, USPS makes a mistakes and your artwork may be damaged. If this happened to you, immediately take a photo of the damaged goods and contact me. You must begin this process within 3 BUSINESS DAYS of receipt of the artwork.

If you have issues or misunderstandings of our small manufacturing process, please contact us immediately.

IF YOU ARE NOT 100% SATISFIED WITH THE QUALITY OF OUR PRODUCT, WE WILL PROVIDE A 100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE. PLEASE CONTACT US FIRST LET US HEAR AND UNDERSAND YOUR COMPLAINT. WE CAN'T FIX WHAT WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT! AFTER THAT, WE WILL REPLACE OR REFUND YOUR MONEY (INCLUDING SHIPPING) IMMEDIATELY.

Of course, all cases will be handled on a case-by-case basis. But, we will take full responsibility for any and all mistakes on our side with no penalty to our customers.

Be patient, be kind, we are easy to work with.
Additional policies and FAQs
We receive a great number of personalized and custom sign requests. We add new signs variations periodically and new ideas are always appreciated and taken into consideration. We do receive a large volume of requests and suggestions weekly, but due to the sheer amount of work, most of these requests are not realistic from a single or small run production standpoint.

Custom, one-off signs are not cheap. All custom designs start at $159. Based upon the amount of work requested, custom signs are adjusted upward from there. Be pre-warned, custom designs are treated as artwork and are priced as such. I am a full-time, gainfully employed professional designer. I charge $65 an hour.