Pampered Pirate

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Last updated on May 9, 2022

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Ola! We hope you've found something you like on our site. We believe that everybody dreams of sailing away into the sunset, meaning everybody has a bit of pirate inside of them. We know you'll enjoy our products, so "jump in" and make a purchase for the pirate inside of you!

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Returns and exchanges
We currently only offer refunds when an item(s) has been discontinued.

If you would like to exchange your apparel, feel free. We will not exchange lotions, gels, lip balms or soaps due to health concerns. We accept exchanges of clean, unwashed, and unworn merchandise apparel* within 30 days of purchase for exchange of an item of equal or lesser value (less shipping costs). Any price differentials will be charged/credited to your credit card or original form of payment (no cash refunds). Replacement orders are shipped upon return of product in a sellable condition. Be patient and give us 2 weeks to complete the exchange or refund process. The item is your responsibility until it reaches us. We can not accept C.O.D. items. For your own protection, we recommend that you send the parcel using a delivery service that insures you for the value of the goods.
We prefer Pay Pal, which also accepts credit cards. If you do send a check or money order, it will need to clear before we ship your order.
Orders placed by credit card are shipped via USPS Priority Mail usually within 2 to 10 days of receipt, and generally arrive within 5 days of shipment. Please allow up to 2 weeks for delivery.