MissChrisTexasToys

Miss Chris' Texas Toys

Phoenix, Arizona

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This shop got multiple 5-star reviews in the past 7 days.

Announcement    Hello and welcome to my shop! I sell high quality leather impact play toys at a moderate price. Perfect for beginners to experienced alike. Look towards this announcement area for monthly sales.

Announcement

Last updated on Aug 26, 2021

Hello and welcome to my shop! I sell high quality leather impact play toys at a moderate price. Perfect for beginners to experienced alike. Look towards this announcement area for monthly sales.

Items

 

All Items

Brand New Toys

$15.00

Spanko Run Pin

$10.00

Strap/Paddle Bag

$15.00

Cane Bag

$12.50

Miss Chris

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Miss Chris

Reviews

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5 out of 5 stars
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About MissChrisTexasToys

Sales 530
On Etsy since 2018

A discerning Professional Disciplinarian with years of real life experience, makes for a very particular purveyor of quality at a moderate price.

Hello & welcome to my shop! My name is Miss Chris & I spank people for a living. I've always looked for a good quality toy at a moderate price, so when I came across my original strap, the Texas Saddle Strap, I knew I needed to bring it to the masses, only with an MC flair. I've done a lot of branching out since, but the original premise stands with each of my products. Take amazing, high quality Amish saddle leather & pervert its use to include impact play. These "pervertables" are for folks who don't have the budget for a caseful of expensive toys, but care greatly about the quality of their implements nonetheless.

These reimagined & redesigned saddle straps are made out of the best leather you will find, bar none. The leather is supple & buttery soft, already broken in with oil from Pennsylvania's Amish communities. I then super condition it with the same leather dressing I use to restore old razor strops to their former glory. You will receive a small pot of this strap wax & a care and feeding card so you can care for your leather with each of your purchases.

I was so excited to be offering specialized leather products to my fellow spankos, my mind began churning, getting ideas at every turn. After seeing some long rawhide dog chews in a local pet store, I began designing my Texas Bull Pizzles (Texas Ochensiemers), which are the straightest, glossiest, most fearsome implements of CP in the world, & completely unique.

Occasionally, I'll offer a limited number of toys from various craftsmen friends of mine. I resell Roger Patterson whips & rawhide canes ("Twitchers"). I also resell Andrew Morgan's amazing English kooboo canes, straight and traditionally crook handled. Aloha John has been pivotal in helping me with my paddles & strap handles. And Nurse Jane handles all my strap and paddle a bags. As of 3/21, I now offer the knitting work of Auntie Brite! I only work with the very best craftsfolk, and only if I can provide their toys at a fair and moderate price. Because these products are limited, get those while you can, because once they are gone, they're gone.

Thank you so much for your interest in my etsy shop, enjoy looking around!

Shop members

  • Miss Chris

    Owner, Designer, Maker

    Professional Disciplinarian, Corporal Punishment Specialist, Certified Life Coach, Mentor/Trainer, Actress/Role Player, Accountability Partner, Spank Therapist & Internationally renowned Kink Educator who makes well made, moderately priced toys.

  • Aloha John

    Maker

    Aloha John, from the Big Island of Hawaii, makes all of Miss Chris' paddles and strap handles.

  • Nurse Jane

    Maker

    Nurse Jane does all of Miss Chris' strap and paddle bag design and construction.

Production partners

  • Aloha John

    HI, United States

    John has become MC's number one production partner with his paddles and strap handles. What began as a way to kill some time and lots of extra energy, has blossomed into a wonderful skill with wood.

  • Andrew Morgan

    San Francisco, CA

    Andrew Morgan, born in England during an era when traditional corporal punishment was routinely delivered to errant students by way of 6 of the best on the bottom with the British school cane. Traditional British canes made by a traditional British cane maker of 30 years.

  • Auntie Brite

    United States

    Auntie Brite uses her crocheting expertise to create changing blankets, stuffies, aftercare blankets and other gear for ABDL's and adult soothers. After 30+ years in the lifestyle as a Dominant Caregiver, Auntie Brite knows her littles, and adds a little bit of love to every creation.

  • Nurse Jane

    Scottsdale, AZ

    Jane is a retired nurse who is also a seamstress. She makes all of the paddle and strap bags (and many of MC's custom made vintage clothing!)

  • Roger Patterson

    Scottsdale, AZ

    Roger Patterson has been making singletailed whips for 3+ decades. A master with all sorts of leather, he branched out into rawhide about 8 years ago. Miss Chris is a lucky authorized seller of Roger Patterson products.

Shop policies

More information

Last updated on Jan 1, 2021
Frequently asked questions
Custom and personalized orders

Please allow 3-4 weeks for any and all items that are not directly in stock and ready to ship.

Custom and personalized items are non returnable after production has been begun.

Sizing details

Every strap and paddle is hand tooled, unique and individual. The Amish leather does have slight quirks with regards to coloring, thickness, hole size, cut lines and ties. If your strap or paddle has tiny discrepancies they only add to the uniqueness of your piece.

Shipping Estimates

1/1/2021 - Shipping continues to lag considerably. Standard Free shipping is First Class, so if you need your item quicker choose Expedited Shipping at checkout. You'll pay a tiny bit extra but get your item in a more timely manner.

USPS.com: ALERT: USPS IS EXPERIENCING UNPRECEDENTED VOLUME INCREASES AND LIMITED EMPLOYEE AVAILABILITY DUE TO THE IMPACTS OF COVID-19. WE APPRECIATE YOUR PATIENCE AND REMAIN COMMITTED TO DELIVERING THE HOLIDAYS TO YOU.

https://www.wdrb.com/news/usps-says-shipping-delays-are-being-addressed-as-it-approaches-busiest-weeks/article_09e6433e-38fa-11eb-a33d-c3270e73fb50.html

Returns and Exchanges

Miss Chris will gladly accept your returned item, as long as the item is unused and still in its unopened condition. Only unopened packages can be accepted for returns due to sanitary concerns.