MissChrisTexasToys

Miss Chris' Texas Toys

Phoenix, Arizona On Etsy since 2018

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MissChrisTexasToys

Miss Chris' Texas Toys

Phoenix, Arizona | 192 Sales

Announcement    Updated 10/1/20: production is halted while I heal from injuring my neck. I can still ship In stock orders.


Updated 8/1/20: Thanks for your patience while I heal from the passing of my husband due to cancer. I am back to part time production, so in stock items ship within 3-5 business days. Custom orders are about 2-3 weeks out unless otherwise noted. If you have any questions, please contact me through the Contact button.

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Last updated on Oct 1, 2020

Updated 10/1/20: production is halted while I heal from injuring my neck. I can still ship In stock orders.


Updated 8/1/20: Thanks for your patience while I heal from the passing of my husband due to cancer. I am back to part time production, so in stock items ship within 3-5 business days. Custom orders are about 2-3 weeks out unless otherwise noted. If you have any questions, please contact me through the Contact button.

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Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(30)
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  • Gary on Jul 27, 2020

    4 out of 5 stars

    I'm happy with my purchase. Delivery arrived in a timely manner and in good condition.

  • david on Nov 16, 2020

    5 out of 5 stars

    loved this. It arrived relatively quickly and the workmanship is excellent.
    will definitely buy again from this store

  • SladdingAround on Oct 20, 2020

    5 out of 5 stars

    Exactly as expected. Excellent craftsmanship

  • Betty on Sep 27, 2020

    5 out of 5 stars

    Superwhip! Superservice!

  • Charles on Sep 21, 2020

    5 out of 5 stars

    The strap is beautiful and buttery-soft, and is delightful to use and to feel. Quick and very friendly service, too. Would gladly buy from again! Many thanks!

  • ADRIAN on Sep 19, 2020

    5 out of 5 stars

    These are very beautiful and elegant cane bags. They arrived very quickly and Miss Chris was very helpful throughout the purchasing process. Love them both. I'll definitely be back again for more MissChris products and implements.

  • Brad on Sep 2, 2020

    5 out of 5 stars

    I didn’t realize I ordered the solid paddle, but that is okay. It feels very nice in the hand, is lightweight, and is well made. I would recommend this quality item. A quick session shows it has great potential :)

  • Sam on Jul 13, 2020

    5 out of 5 stars

    A lot of paddles seem to be all alike, I think these are a bit different in a good way, a bit lighter, a big narrower, but deliver a solid smack. The lighter weight allows it to be use in many positions without being unwieldy or undue stress on the wrist. The craftsmanship is too notched, beveled holes, sanded to perfection, and the leather strip on the handle gives you a solid feel when gripping it.

  • ADRIAN on Jul 9, 2020

    5 out of 5 stars

    These are wonderful canes. They are exactly what I wanted and the shipping was very fast. Miss Chris was terrific and answered all my questions. She is great at understanding what you need and always surpasses expectations.

  • rqjb9pgn on Jul 7, 2020

    5 out of 5 stars

    The quality and craftsmanship of this paddle is exceptional. I know that it will blister a bared bottom from personal experience. Miss Chris know how to create a truly pain inflicting punishment paddle. You'll just love to hate it being used on you.

About MissChrisTexasToys

Sales 192
On Etsy since 2018

A discerning Professional Disciplinarian with years of real life experience, makes for a very particular purveyor of quality at a moderate price.

Hello & welcome to my shop! My name is Miss Chris & I spank people for a living. I've always looked for a good quality toy at a moderate price, so when I came across my original strap, the Texas Saddle Strap, I knew I needed to bring it to the masses, only with an MC flair. I've done a lot of branching out since, but the original premise stands with each of my products. Take amazing, high quality Amish saddle leather & pervert its use to include impact play. These "pervertables" are for folks who don't have the budget for a caseful of expensive toys, but care greatly about the quality of their implements nonetheless.

These reimagined & redesigned saddle straps are made out the best leather you will find, bar none. The leather is supple & buttery soft, already broken in with oil from Pennsylvania's Amish communities. I then super condition it with the same leather dressing I use to restore old razor strops to their former glory. You will receive a small pot of this strap wax & a care and feeding card with every strap so you can care for your leather.

I was so excited to be offering specialized leather products to my fellow spankos, my mind began churning, getting ideas at every turn. After seeing some long rawhide dog chews in a local pet store, I began designing my Texas Bull Pizzles (Texas Oschenziemers), which are the straightest, glossiest, most fearsome implements of CP in the world, & completely unique.

Occasionally, I'll offer a limited number of toys from various craftsmen friends of mine. I resell Roger Patterson whips & rawhide canes. I also resell Andrew Morgan's kooboo canes. And Aloha John has been pivotal in helping me with my paddles & strap handles. I only work with the very best craftsfolk, and only if I can provide their toys at a fair and moderate price. Because these products are limited, get those while you can, because once they are gone, they're gone.

Thank you so much for your interest in my etsy shop, enjoy looking around!

Shop members

  • Miss Chris

    Owner, Designer, Maker

    Professional Disciplinarian, Corporal Punishment Specialist, Certified Life Coach, Mentor/Trainer, Actress/Role Player, Accountability Partner, Spank Therapist & Internationally renowned Kink Educator who makes well made, moderately priced toys.

Production partners

  • Aloha John (tannedbottom)

    Hilo, HI

    tannedbottom or Aloha John, has been in service to Miss Chris for over 10 years. He is an amateur woodworker with a bit too much time and energy on his hands, so he helps MC (and homself) out with little "projects".

  • Andrew Morgan

    San Francisco, CA

    Andrew Morgan, born in England during an era when traditional corporal punishment was routinely delivered to errant students by way of 6 of the best on the bottom with the British school cane. Traditional British canes made by a traditional British cane maker of 30 years.

  • Jane

    Scottsdale, AZ

    Jane is a spankee of Miss Chris' who happens to be an outstanding seamstress! Jane helps out Miss Chris with all of her strap bags.

  • Roger Patterson

    Scottsdale, AZ

    Roger Patterson has been making singletailed whips for 3+ decades. A master with all sorts of leather, he branched out into rawhide about 8 years ago. Miss Chris is a lucky authorized seller of Roger Patterson products.

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