Announcement Hello and welcome to my shop! I sell high quality leather impact play toys at a moderate price. Perfect for beginners to experienced alike. Look towards this announcement area for monthly sales.
Hello and welcome to my shop! I sell high quality leather impact play toys at a moderate price. Perfect for beginners to experienced alike. Look towards this announcement area for monthly sales.
pinkestangel987 on May 13, 20215 out of 5 stars
I originally purchased the larger twitcher and here I am, back for the small one! It was worth every penny, I just wish I had gotten both at the same time! The afterglow that this implement gives, is diverse and like none other. Punishment spankings can be intense and pleasure spankings can be glowing. Everyone should get one of these!
db on Oct 10, 20215 out of 5 stars
Recipient has received this and loves it. Quite soon I'll be finding out it effectiveness, or should I say I'll be finding out how so painful it's going to feel.
Seattle on Oct 5, 20215 out of 5 stars
Great! Description is accurate, item shipped promptly. Used firmly, the pizzle leaves a lovely stripe.
Hard to imagine better service.
A discerning Professional Disciplinarian with years of real life experience, makes for a very particular purveyor of quality at a moderate price.
Hello & welcome to my shop! My name is Miss Chris & I spank people for a living. I've always looked for a good quality toy at a moderate price, so when I came across my original strap, the Texas Saddle Strap, I knew I needed to bring it to the masses, only with an MC flair. I've done a lot of branching out since, but the original premise stands with each of my products. Take amazing, high quality Amish saddle leather & pervert its use to include impact play. These "pervertables" are for folks who don't have the budget for a caseful of expensive toys, but care greatly about the quality of their implements nonetheless.
These reimagined & redesigned saddle straps are made out of the best leather you will find, bar none. The leather is supple & buttery soft, already broken in with oil from Pennsylvania's Amish communities. I then super condition it with the same leather dressing I use to restore old razor strops to their former glory. You will receive a small pot of this strap wax & a care and feeding card so you can care for your leather with each of your purchases.
I was so excited to be offering specialized leather products to my fellow spankos, my mind began churning, getting ideas at every turn. After seeing some long rawhide dog chews in a local pet store, I began designing my Texas Bull Pizzles (Texas Ochensiemers), which are the straightest, glossiest, most fearsome implements of CP in the world, & completely unique.
Occasionally, I'll offer a limited number of toys from various craftsmen friends of mine. I resell Roger Patterson whips & rawhide canes ("Twitchers"). I also resell Andrew Morgan's amazing English kooboo canes, straight and traditionally crook handled. Aloha John has been pivotal in helping me with my paddles & strap handles. And Nurse Jane handles all my strap and paddle a bags. As of 3/21, I now offer the knitting work of Auntie Brite! I only work with the very best craftsfolk, and only if I can provide their toys at a fair and moderate price. Because these products are limited, get those while you can, because once they are gone, they're gone.
Thank you so much for your interest in my etsy shop, enjoy looking around!
Owner, Designer, Maker
Professional Disciplinarian, Corporal Punishment Specialist, Certified Life Coach, Mentor/Trainer, Actress/Role Player, Accountability Partner, Spank Therapist & Internationally renowned Kink Educator who makes well made, moderately priced toys.
Aloha John, from the Big Island of Hawaii, makes all of Miss Chris' paddles and strap handles.
Nurse Jane does all of Miss Chris' strap and paddle bag design and construction.
HI, United States
John has become MC's number one production partner with his paddles and strap handles. What began as a way to kill some time and lots of extra energy, has blossomed into a wonderful skill with wood.
San Francisco, CA
Andrew Morgan, born in England during an era when traditional corporal punishment was routinely delivered to errant students by way of 6 of the best on the bottom with the British school cane. Traditional British canes made by a traditional British cane maker of 30 years.
Auntie Brite uses her crocheting expertise to create changing blankets, stuffies, aftercare blankets and other gear for ABDL's and adult soothers. After 30+ years in the lifestyle as a Dominant Caregiver, Auntie Brite knows her littles, and adds a little bit of love to every creation.
Jane is a retired nurse who is also a seamstress. She makes all of the paddle and strap bags (and many of MC's custom made vintage clothing!)
Roger Patterson has been making singletailed whips for 3+ decades. A master with all sorts of leather, he branched out into rawhide about 8 years ago. Miss Chris is a lucky authorized seller of Roger Patterson products.
Returns & exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
I don't accept cancellations
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
I accept returns I do not accept returns
I accept exchanges I do not accept exchanges
I accept cancellations I do not accept cancellations
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Frequently asked questions
Custom and personalized orders
Please allow 3-4 weeks for any and all items that are not directly in stock and ready to ship.
Custom and personalized items are non returnable after production has been begun.
Every strap and paddle is hand tooled, unique and individual. The Amish leather does have slight quirks with regards to coloring, thickness, hole size, cut lines and ties. If your strap or paddle has tiny discrepancies they only add to the uniqueness of your piece.
1/1/2021 - Shipping continues to lag considerably. Standard Free shipping is First Class, so if you need your item quicker choose Expedited Shipping at checkout. You'll pay a tiny bit extra but get your item in a more timely manner.
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Returns and Exchanges
Miss Chris will gladly accept your returned item, as long as the item is unused and still in its unopened condition. Only unopened packages can be accepted for returns due to sanitary concerns.