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1/23/23 Update- I am undergoing on-going Breast Cancer and Reconstruction surgeries into 2023. I have had a total of 7 Surgeries since November of 2021. I'd like to say that breast cancer is behind me after nearly a year, but I am looking at three more Reconstruction surgeries in the first half of 2023. So, Please be patient if my inventory is a little slim...I am making paddles as fast as my recovery and my surgeons will allow. Your support, love, and good wishes are extremely appreciated by myself and by my family!
Here on Etsy you'll be able to purchase the paddles that are shown. Each paddle is hand shaped, hand cut, and completely finished by me, Miss Rose. With over 15 years of Exotic Hardwood Paddle-making. I feel that our products stand far above any others.
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Kristen on Jan 15, 2023
5 out of 5 starsBeautiful wood, solid and well-made. Does what it’s supposed to very well!
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Daniel on Jan 28, 2023
5 out of 5 starsI was shown these spankers by a friend and was immediately hooked. I reached out to the seller asking for a paired set and they said that they were out at the time but check back in January. So I favorited them and waited. Sure enough, come January time I got a notification saying that they had new sets up and I didn't wait; put my order in before they sold out again and now I've got my set of paired spankers and I'm excited. I love them, my partner loves them. If you like spanking but wish you hand was stronger or firmer, this basically feels like getting hit with a wooden paddle.
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M on Jan 26, 2023
5 out of 5 starsAbsolutely perfect pieces. Great instructions and guidance, each has their own protection sleeve, there's a lot of love in this craft. I am and will be a repeat customer.
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Fred on Jan 10, 2023
5 out of 5 starsThis is my third purchase from Miss Rose. The previous purchases were made in person at vendor fairs. Miss Roses paddles are some of my favorite wood toys. They excel in both form (they are works of art) and function (they definitely evoke a response from the bottom). I would recommend any of Miss Rose's products without hesitation. My paddle arrived quickly, is exactly as described and is well worth the price I paid.
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Hank Scorpio on Jan 3, 2023
5 out of 5 starsgorgeous color, buttery smooth texture, feels great in hand, excellent sensation. packed safely, shipped quickly, perfect experience, and definitely won't be my only purchase. my phone photo doesn't do it justice, it's absolutely a stunning implement
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J on Jan 1, 2023
5 out of 5 starsKitchen implements turned spanking toys👩🍳, isn’t it a trope of our spanking progression? Rose has crafted a laminated spatula shape into a sizzling cooking tool 🔥🥓, so a bottom can be cooked until well ❤️🔥done. The beautiful cascades of color in the waterfall maple are sympathetic magic 🪄for the stinging torrents they create. As always from Rose, beautiful and perfectly balanced craft art.
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Erin on Dec 31, 2022
5 out of 5 starsOh. My. God. I loved my full sized paddle, and on the advice of a friend, bought a hairbrush paddle in matching wood as soon as one appeared--and it is STUNNING. It's also the perfect sized to play with all by myself. New favorite toy-- and I am ringing in the new year with it. Cheers Rose!! ♥️
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Chris on Dec 19, 2022
5 out of 5 starsMiss Rose's work exceeds the hype. Truly the gold standard of wooden implements, at least for my money. Not only was the item as good as I'd hoped for, it arrived incredibly quickly and she was wonderfully communicative the whole time. I am already looking forward to my next purchase.
About MissRosePaddles
Quality Counts!
Each and every Miss Rose Hand-crafted paddle is hand shaped, hand cut, and completely finished by me, Miss Rose. With over 15 years of Exotic Hardwood Paddle-making. I feel that our products stand far above any others.
Quality counts... is something that I heard a lot from my dad as I was growing up.
When I was a kid, there is always something else that I would rather be doing, and doing a “quality” job at some chore was never it. I admit to skimping…to sweeping the dirt under the rug, to hiding the evidence of my lack of interest, and for thinking my dad was an old fart for insisting on quality work when I helped him in the shop.
Now, I am supremely grateful to my dad for insisting on that high level of quality when I was helping him make furniture, clocks, lamps and all the beautiful things we made together in his “spare” time. That attention to detail and love of quality workmanship was a lesson well-learned and has become second-nature to me over the years-I don’t even have to think about it. It has been driven home for me in my paddle-making business
Quality Counts…It would never enter my mind to skimp…to do a poor job…or a quick-and-dirty job of making a single one of my paddles. I don’t buy boards sight-unseen. I hand-pick every piece of wood that comes into my home, and have a small number of trusted people who pick the ones that I cannot see myself. I sand every board 4 times and look over the wood with a magnifier before I even think about laying out a single paddle. I agonize over placing every pattern to make the most of the beauty of the wood and not to just to get the greatest number of paddles from a board. I use good professional tools, because the precision of the cut and the shape come from precision hardware. I don’t take short-cuts in the finishing process-like spraying on a toxic acrylic finish to hide lazy workmanship, poor sanding or planer scars..THOSE flaws NEVER exist on one of my paddles. I use an expensive, natural, food-grade oil to seal and enhance the beauty of the wood, not a synthetic sealant. Lastly, I put my personal brand (my hallmark, if you will) on every piece that leaves my shop, because I am proud of the art and craftsmanship that goes into every Compassrose Creation's paddle.
I wish I could tell my dad that, while he might have despaired of me learning the lesson, I really, really did…Quality DOES Count and it sets my paddles above any other
Shop members
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Miss Rose
Owner, Designer, Maker
Miss Rose is the artist and creator behind every beautiful, exotic hardwood paddle that you will see here. She is also the maker of every one of the stunning paddles that she sells. From start to finish, Miss Rose has her hands all over your wood.
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Miss Rose
Designer, Customer Service, Shipper
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pixie
Assistant, Shipper, Stunt & Test Bottom
pixie is our Paddle tester, and also takes care of shipping out most of your orders. She is also the one who hand-rubs the oil into all of our paddles--a process that takes 5 days.
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Cancellations: accepted
Request a cancellation: within 1 hour of purchase
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