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Last updated on April 29, 2022

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Thanks so much for stopping by and checking out more information about my store. All of my Monstoes are made from Brand new socks I purchased at stores in my hometown of Chicago.... you may have seen me at target. Since they are brand new, fresh and clean, no worries about dirty socks....that would just kinda be disgusting. ALL USB Drives are made my me as well. I carve out each port and glue cleanly the drive into said Candy Holder or Vending Machine toy. Always more designs to come for both the drives as well as the Monstoes Sock Monsters.

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Returns and exchanges
All sales are final. I am happy to to do what I can if something goes wrong during shipping, but otherwise, All sales are final. The socks I use are clean, and have never been worn. If you get your monstoe and love it for a week, then for some reason want to return it, that would be like wearing the socks for a week and trying to return them to the retail store you bought them from. Now tell me, what store is going to take them back? You understand my point then. I am happy to send you lots more pictures that I have taken of each monstoe if you needed to see more. If you have any concerns, please feel free to speak up and let me know what they are. With the USB Drives, if for some reason your are unsatisfied with your purchase, I will gladly take a return and refund your money within a week from delivery. ( I send everything with a delivery confirmation, so I know when things arrive.) Otherwise, all things on MONSTOES are hand made, one of a kind, and final sales. Thanks for understanding.

*** Your satisfaction is of course, my satisfaction ***

*** Um, I hope my humor comes across well.....I mean no harm ***
Payment
I would always prefer that someone use paypal, but not everyone's that savvy. Though, checks and money orders are fine as well. If your internet savvy, and use paypal, I can get confirmation of payments received faster than depositing a check or money order. That means, I can send your Monstoe out sooner than later. We all know how long it takes a bank to cash a check but if you can wait, so can I.
Shipping
If you need international shipping and you dont see it listed for your country, please inquire and I will update the item with proper shipping price listed.

I send all Monstoes in the US by USPS SHIPPING with a delivery confirmation. Shipping international is never a problem, but I would need to price out the shipping cost before you make your final purchase. Just email me and we can make all proper adjustments to the final sale total. The cost will only be for the cheapest available method by USPS. So INTERNATIONAL SHOPPERS WELCOME!
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CUSTOM ORDERS WELCOME....CHECK MY SOLD SECTION TO SEE PREVIOUS CUSTOM ORDERS FOR IDEAS