FlytrapOnE

Funny · Sexy · Naughty · Sarcastic · Cards · Gifts

Denver, Colorado · 24467 Sales

FlytrapOnE

Funny · Sexy · Naughty · Sarcastic · Cards · Gifts

Denver, Colorado 24467 Sales On Etsy since 2008

5 out of 5 stars
(6698)

Shop owner

Jen

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Announcement   Funny · Sexy · Naughty · Sarcastic · Creative · Quirky · Cards · Gifts · Stationery · Stocking Stuffers · Christmas · Holidays · Weddings / Flytrap makes smart people laugh.

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Last updated on Feb 21, 2017

Funny · Sexy · Naughty · Sarcastic · Creative · Quirky · Cards · Gifts · Stationery · Stocking Stuffers · Christmas · Holidays · Weddings / Flytrap makes smart people laugh.

Jen

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Jen

Updates

Coming Spring 2017! Get yours in a few weeks.
Alternate design coming soon. Which do you prefer?
Brand new and in testing. 6 mini love bite greeting cards. Leave them on mirrors, in shoes, in bags or anywhere to give your love a bite of sexy. Folded cards, blank inside.
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About

Making Smart People Laugh

Flytrap makes smart people laugh. Unconventional and curiously bold, Flytrap products bring humor, moxie, and raw sex appeal to modern gifting. Discover cheeky wit and stylish design in a sharp collection that inspires fun and fearlessness.

··· Bold Products. Transform the way you live and gift.
··· Exceptional Quality. Top quality design and production.
··· Elite Service. Flytrap customers leave satisfied. Period.
··· Top Seller. One of Etsy's Top 100 Stationery Sellers.

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Shop members

  • Jen Osmon

    Owner, Writer, Designer

    1970s: Won inconsequential art contest with crap prize. 1980s: Wrote lots of ridiculous spy novels and embarrassing poetry. 1990s: BBA, Marketing fell through car sunroof and landed near bottle of tequila. 2000s: Established Flytrap.

Production partners

  • 1. Short Run Printer

    Rochester, NY

    · Greeting Cards, Little Boxes

Shop policies

More information

Last updated on Mar 18, 2017
Frequently asked questions

RETURN & EXCHANGES: Does Flytrap offer returns?

Yes. Within 60 days of item receipt, you can return like-new products for a full refund. Contact Flytrap to start process. Blind returns not accepted.

DELIVERY TIMEFRAMES: When will I receive my order?

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USA
· · · Standard Shipping: 4-10 business days
· · · USPS Priority Shipping: 3-4 business days
· · · USPS Express Shipping: 2-3 business days

International
· · · Standard / First Class Shipping: 2-4 weeks
· · · USPS Priority Shipping: 1-2 weeks
· · · USPS Express Shipping: 0-1 week

CUSTOM ORDERS: Can I customize or personalize a product?

Only on orders over $300. Add personal message, change copy, or get custom design. See PRINTABLES at http://printables.shopflytrap.com for cheap alternatives and self-customization options.

BULK DISCOUNTS: I'm buying a lot. Can I get a discount?

Yes. Spend-based coupons are listed in each product description.

CANCELLATIONS: Can I cancel beyond the 1-hour window?

Maybe. If your order receipt says "Not Shipped", contact Flytrap to cancel.

WHOLESALE: What's your wholesale program?

Profitable, Reliable, and Unconventional. You'll work with an 8+ year wholesale veteran to get over 50% off MSRP. Enjoy low minimums, speedy delivery, and easy returns. Order now at http://wholesale.shopflytrap.com

WHOLESALE: Can I order below the minimums?

Yes, but the discounts aren’t as generous. Contact me for more info.

CONSIGNMENT: Would Flytrap consider consignment?

No, thank you.

BLOGGERS: Can I feature you on my blog?

Maybe. I'm happy to send samples to the right blogger with the right credentials. I'm also open to giveaways, etc. Please contact me for info.