Announcement   Welcome to Neptune's Laundry, a kick-ass card shop! If you're here, then that means you're searching for fun, snappy, witty and sometimes rude greeting cards with one of a kind art work!

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Welcome to Neptune's Laundry, a kick-ass card shop! If you're here, then that means you're searching for fun, snappy, witty and sometimes rude greeting cards with one of a kind art work!

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Neptune's Laundry: Kick-Ass Cards

Another card shop? Why? Shopping for cards is one of my favorite ways to pass the time on a quiet Saturday afternoon. I love the creativity that goes into a card that's not one-size-fits-all. Neptune's Laundry sets out to accomplish just that: peculiar cards with unique messages.

What's in a name? Neptune is my beloved English Bulldog who keeps me laughing every day. So what about his laundry? I can't say except that doing chores for a pet is a labor of love. Similarly, I care about each design, idea and turn of phrase to make sure the finished product is something I love.

Shop members

  • Sara

    Owner

Shop policies

Last updated on August 10, 2015
Welcome to Neptune's Laundry, a boutique salutations card shop! If you're here, then that means you're searching for fun, snappy, witty and sometimes rude greeting cards with one of a kind art work!

Accepted payment methods

  • Visa
  • Mastercard
  • American Express
  • Discover
  • Apple Pay
  • Klarna
  • Sofort
  • Ideal
  • Paypal
  • GiftcardAccepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
If there is a problem with your order or you aren't satisfied for any reason please let me know. I want to make sure you are happy with your Neptune's Laundry purchase.

Unused/undamaged items may be returned within 14 days of receipt for a refund (excluding shipping charges). Return shipping costs are the buyer’s responsibility and are non-refundable.
Payment
Neptune's Laundry accepts PayPal and credit card payments.

Illinois purchases are subject to sales tax.

Orders will be cancelled if payment is not submitted within 24 hours.
Shipping
Cards ship via USPS First Class Mail within 1-3 business days from Chicago, Illinois. Orders typically arrive 1-3 business days after they've been shipped.

Domestic Standard Shipping starts at $0.99 and costs just $0.25 for each additional card! Standard Shipping doesn't come with a tracking number. All 12 card packs come in a clear plastic container. Shipping for 12 card packs is set at $2.99 each.

International Shipping starts at at $2.99 and costs just $0.25 for each additional card. All 12 card packs come in a clear plastic container. Shipping for 12 card packs is set at $4.99 each.

Neptune's Laundry will not be held responsible for additional shipping charges incurred if packages are returned due to an incorrect shipping address provided by the customer or package refusal.
Additional policies and FAQs
Please note that the exact colors shown on your computer monitor may vary slightly from those on the finished product due to individual computer graphics settings.

Wholesale orders inquiries are welcome! Please contact me for wholesale pricing.