NotoriousNeedle

Rude & 3D Cross Stitch Patterns

| Tamarac, Florida

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This seller sets a shining example for providing a great customer experience, with a history of 5-star reviews, on-time shipping, and quick replies to any messages they received.

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Cross stitch is self care. 💖

💙 CURRENT CROSS STITCH PATTERN COLLECTIONS
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- Political Therapy Collection - https://www.etsy.com/shop/NotoriousNeedle/edit?ref=edit_trust_header§ion_id=27534202
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💙 GREAT GIFT IDEA FOR HER
- Funny Cross Stitch Patterns
- Swear Word Cross Stitch Patterns
- Subversive Cross Stitch Patterns
- 3D Cross Stitch Patterns
- Floral Cross Stitch Patterns
- Quote Cross Stitch Patterns
- Feminist Cross Stitch Patterns
- Inappropriate Cross Stitch
- xStitch Patterns
- Instant Digital Download
- Gift for Mom
- Engagement Gift
- Gift for Girlfriend

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Last updated on Jul 8, 2021

Copy and paste this link to get 20% off instantly:
💙 www.NotoriousNeedle.com/get20

This link will take you to my VIP club where you'll be spoiled with exclusive free cross stitch patterns, sneak peeks of upcoming launches, and tips, tutorials and all my best sales and giveaways!
Cross stitch is self care. 💖

💙 CURRENT CROSS STITCH PATTERN COLLECTIONS
- Shits & Giggles Collection - https://www.etsy.com/shop/NotoriousNeedle?section_id=34602100
- Quarantine Collection - https://www.etsy.com/shop/NotoriousNeedle?ref=seller-platform-mcnav§ion_id=28405654
- Political Therapy Collection - https://www.etsy.com/shop/NotoriousNeedle/edit?ref=edit_trust_header§ion_id=27534202
- Hearts & Dicks Mini Series - https://www.etsy.com/shop/NotoriousNeedle/edit?ref=edit_trust_header§ion_id=26576381
- Effin' Flowers Collection - https://www.etsy.com/shop/NotoriousNeedle?ref=seller-platform-mcnav§ion_id=26576439

💙 NEW TO ETSY?
It's easy to check-out on Etsy. I recommend creating an account to you can take advantage of the benefits. They even put together this handy-dandy guide to help you out. This link is clickable (since it's an Etsy link):
http://www.etsy.com/help_guide_checkout.php

💙 GREAT GIFT IDEA FOR HER
- Funny Cross Stitch Patterns
- Swear Word Cross Stitch Patterns
- Subversive Cross Stitch Patterns
- 3D Cross Stitch Patterns
- Floral Cross Stitch Patterns
- Quote Cross Stitch Patterns
- Feminist Cross Stitch Patterns
- Inappropriate Cross Stitch
- xStitch Patterns
- Instant Digital Download
- Gift for Mom
- Engagement Gift
- Gift for Girlfriend

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Updates

The Political Therapy Collection will be retired Oct 31, 2020. Some patterns will go away until the next election, but some will disappear for good. Get one now before they’re gone!
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About NotoriousNeedle

Sales 396
On Etsy since 2018

You want something MORE ....

Sometimes, those traditional cross stitch patterns just don't cut it. 😴💤 Our grandma's cross stitch was pretty, but utterly lacking in self-expression. "Because we've always done it that way" simply isn't good enough anymore. We have so much more to say! The world has changed. Women have changed.

LET'S BREAK THE RULES!

Cross stitch has become a form of self care for many, helping us to deal with anxiety and depression. It helped me a lot when I fell into depression after a scary divorce that left me a single mom for 10 years. These easy-to-follow patterns will sooth your soul and make you LOL 😂 IRL

My name is Sarah, and I created the Notorious Needle to empower you to break the rules and stitch whatever the fuck you want. I've been an avid cross stitcher since the 80s and I only want to create patterns that you LOVE to stitch.

I'm so glad you found me! So sit back in your favorite comfy chair, grab a glass of wine or sparkling cider, and with your stitching buddy warm beside you, sink into getting stabby to create something amazeballs!

Stitch on!


💙 EXPERIENCE THE HYPE
Every Notorious Needle pattern is put together with YOU, the stitcher in mind.

This is a No-Confetti-Zone! I do NOT spit out computer-generated gobbledy-gook that is impossible to stitch. Every stitch is placed by me. 😎

Each embroidery floss color is painstakingly curated by hand, in real life, in bright white LED lights so that the finished pattern looks just as expected. The charts are made with large grids to go easy on your eyes. And the color symbols are picked out so that you can instantly tell them apart, even when using the black and white patterns. All patterns come with clickable links to cross stitch tutorials to get you stitching right away whether you're brand new to cross stitch or you need a quick refresher.


💙 FREE TUTORIALS
Whether you're new to cross stitch, an experienced pro, or you're just getting back into fiber art after a long break, there are quick and easy tutorials waiting for you on my site. There will be a tutorial for ANY stitch used in one of my patterns:

www.NotoriousNeedle.com/tutorials


💙 Every Notorious Needle Pattern comes with:
- Printable PDF files in size US Letter (A4 in UK)
- Title and part number
- Picture of finished project
- List of materials (if applicable)
- Stitch Count
- List of stitching techniques used
- Size when finished
- Floss color key
- Estimated number of skeins needed for each color
- Chart in both color and black & white versions
- Additional single-page version for electronic devices (for patterns larger than one page)
- Page map (for patterns larger than one page)
- Thread Sorter
- Tutorials including video demonstrations for every stitching technique with clickable links
- An additional PDF guide to cross stitch or cross stitch on plastic canvas
- Step-by-Step assembly instructions (for 3D patterns)
- Video assembly instructions (for 3D patterns) with clickable links
- Publisher/Contact and Copyright Info

💙 SHIPPING IS ALWAYS FREE
All Notorious Needle patterns are instant downloads, which means they are available for you immediately after payment clears. Here's How:
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www.NotoriousNeedle.com/SUBSCRIBE
www.NotoriousNeedle.com/ABOUT
Or send me a convo


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    Designing fabulous, fun-to-stitch, snarky patterns, testing for stitchability, and stellar customer service.

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Last updated on Sep 18, 2021
Frequently asked questions
Do you create all the patterns yourself?

Every stitch is placed by moi. 😎 I do NOT spit out computer generated patterns that are impossible to stitch.

This is a No-Confetti-Zone!

Each embroidery floss color is painstakingly curated by hand, in real life, in bright white LED lights so that the finished pattern looks just as expected.

The charts are made with large grids to go easy on your eyes. And the floss color symbols are picked out so that you can instantly tell them apart, even when using the black and white patterns.

All patterns come with clickable links to cross stitch tutorials to get you stitching right away whether you're new to cross stitch or you need a quick refresher.

A pattern should be a JOY to follow, not another headache

How do I download the digital chart pattern?

Etsy has two convenient ways for you to do download a digital file.

1) After payment, an email will be sent containing a direct link to download the digital files. If you checked out as a guest, you'll find a link to download your purchase in the receipt email that was sent to you after purchase. Check Spam folders!

Or ...

2) Once payment is confirmed, using your Mac or PC, go to You > Purchases and Preferences. (This feature isn’t available on mobile devices or in the Etsy app). Those patterns will be there for you as long as you have your Etsy account. So if you ever lose your pattern, come back and re-download it for free.

Here's how Etsy explains it:

https://help.etsy.com/hc/en-us/articles/115013328108-Downloading-a-Digital-Item

The colors are off. Am I doing this right?

The colors you see on your screen may be slightly different from the actual pattern. Computer gremlins may have interfered with your computer monitor settings and skewed the picture just a smidge. Screen images are intended as a guide only and should not be regarded as absolutely correct.

I have every DMC color available and have compared them in real life under pure white LED lighting to curate the perfect combination of colored flosses.

What do I need to download and use the chart pattern digital file?

Notorious Needle patterns are all PDF files. You will need Adobe Reader to open the file. It is available for download free of charge.

Copy this link and paste in your internet browser:

http://get.adobe.com/reader/

I can’t print the PDF - HALP!

I wish I could reach through the screen and fix your printer settings. But until virtual reality tech catches up, make sure you’ve got the latest version of Adobe Reader. It really helps.

Get it free here:

http://get.adobe.com/reader/

Can I sell your pattern?

Wow, you must really like it!

Sorry! Selling the finished pattern is a violation of the copyright.
Unfortunately, the patterns themselves cannot be copied (as in “shared”) or resold without violating the copyright. Instead, tell your friends where to find the pattern so they can get in on the fun.

Can I return my purchase?

Because of the nature of digital products, I am not able to offer returns or exchanges.

When you buy a digital download, tiny internet aliens grab the file and travel in a warp bubble through the fiber optic wires to deliver it to you instantly, faster than the speed of light!

Ultimately, I want you to be ecstatic shopping at the Notorious Needle! If you're not happy, send me a convo.

Are there any sales going on?

Join my VIP club, the Notorious Nook, and get 20% off instantly.

https://www.notoriousneedle.com/get20

From time to time, I will run flash sales and discounts on certain patterns, and I tell my VIPs all about it.

BONUS! The Nook also has exclusive, free patterns included in your free VIP membership.

I paid and I didn't get my pattern yet. What's going on?

This is so frustrating, right? I mean, it says "Instant"...

Etsy says that digital files are available immediately after payment has cleared. And they say payment can sometimes take up to 48 hours to clear.

Etsy explains that this is usually due to a security issue, such as if the address entered in your Etsy account is not an exact match for the billing address entered on the account you paid with.

If it ever takes more than 48 hours, you should open up a ticket with Etsy.

As always, contact me and I will do everything I can to help.

Custom and personalized orders

At this time, I do not offer customized or personalized patterns because I'm not currently able to spend the time on them I would want to in order to make them fantastic. I do offer variations on most patterns.

Check in the pattern descriptions for links to related Etsy listings.

💙 You made it to the last FAQ! You're amazeballs!!

Shhh! All my Etsy customers get a super-secret, special alphabet chart in the check-out thank you message. You can use this to customize your own projects. Enjoy!