OMGseriously's Shop Announcement

Greeting Cards that you shouldn't send to anyone! They are bad, with bad words in them! Except for the one about reindeer and that ones just weird.

I'm a long-time etsy seller with huge amounts of good feedback. Check out my other shop here


Any order made between 11/20/12 and 11/25/2012 will be mailed on Monday 11/26/2012.

Sorry for the delay but I will be traveling due to the Thanksgiving holiday.

OMGseriously's Shop Policies


Totally Inappropriate Greeting Cards or for those of us who laugh in the face of tradition, flip our hair and turn our back at conformity and really just want to hear our friends and family say "OMG! Seriously?" when they open their card.

Please consider following us on Twitter - @OMG_Seriously or on Facebook (Search for Totally Inappropriate Cards).


Pay on time, we'll ship on time.


All packages are shipped via USPS First Class Mail. If you need your items quicker, please contact us prior to making a purchase.

Additional Policies and FAQs

If you are interested in purchasing cards in quantities not listed in our shop, please begin a convo with us and we will work to fullfill your request! We are glad to assist you in being Totally Inappropriate. Just don't call us if you need sappy crap or you know, bail money!

Last Updated March 14, 2011